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 Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 9:58 pm
sabaal *Wonders how one would go about breaking in to somewhere with those items.*
I'd like to see it done xd
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 10:01 pm
Okay, here goes...
First, you stretch the rubber band between your feet, and lay flat on your back. Use it as a slingshot to propel the cupcake at a window near the entrance. Quickly, climb the wall with your super Spider-Man powers, and silently creep through the ventilation system over the room that you threw the cupcake at, all in the amount of time it takes for the guard to turn his head and say, "What the f**k!? Is that a cupcake?" Then, while he is only very slightly distracted, drop down on his shoulders and bludgeon his face with your extra shoe, completely ignoring the cameras. Vioala. No guard, and an unconscious hand to use for fingerprint access panels.
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 10:03 pm
sabaal Okay, here goes... First, you stretch the rubber band between your feet, and lay flat on your back. Use it as a slingshot to propel the cupcake at a window near the entrance. Quickly, climb the wall with your super Spider-Man powers, and silently creep through the ventilation system over the room that you threw the cupcake at, all in the amount of time it takes for the guard to turn his head and say, "What the f**k!? Is that a cupcake?" Then, while he is only very slightly distracted, drop down on his shoulders and bludgeon his face with your extra shoe, completely ignoring the cameras. Vioala. No guard, and an unconscious hand to use for fingerprint access panels.
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 10:05 pm
Man, I must be either reeeeally tired, or high on something my ice cream's got in it.
Lessee...
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 10:06 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 10:07 pm
sabaal Man, I must be either reeeeally tired, or high on something my ice cream's got in it. Lessee...
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 10:12 pm
I play DDR with my hands, because I don't like the idea of improving my foot-eye coordination at 200 beats per minute. It's just not safe.
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 10:14 pm
sabaal I play DDR with my hands, because I don't like the idea of improving my foot-eye coordination at 200 beats per minute. It's just not safe.
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 10:16 pm
Hmm... What does a Chinese keyboard look like?
*Imagines a man with a bean bag launcher at the edge of a field of buttons, as far as the eye can see. The man calculates trajectory, accounting for wind speed, aims, and fires at the Chinese number 1. He misses, and hits the word fruit. "Aw, crap!" He re-calculates and aims at the delete key.*
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 10:18 pm
sabaal Hmm... What does a Chinese keyboard look like? *Imagines a man with a bean bag launcher at the edge of a field of buttons, as far as the eye can see. The man calculates trajectory, accounting for wind speed, aims, and fires at the Chinese number 1. He misses, and hits the word fruit. "Aw, crap!" He re-calculates and aims at the delete key.*
yeah, I think they use the latin alphabet for keyboards though
not entirely sure though
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 10:21 pm
You know what would be great? A society where the currency consisted of nothing but pointy rocks.
A day at work:
You get up, find your basket, and fill it with your pointy rocks. Many other people do this at around the same time. You get in the car and drive to the park, where others have brought their pointy rocks. You get out, grab one of your rocks, and throw it at the nearest guy, knocking him out. You take his rocks, stash them in your car, and repeat the process, hopefully without getting hit yourself. If you are lucky, you end up with more rocks than you started.
Of course, there will be counterfitters trying to sharpen some not-pointy rocks, but the chip marks make them easy to identify.
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 10:24 pm
sabaal You know what would be great? A society where the currency consisted of nothing but pointy rocks. A day at work: You get up, find your basket, and fill it with your pointy rocks. Many other people do this at around the same time. You get in the car and drive to the park, where others have brought their pointy rocks. You get out, grab one of your rocks, and throw it at the nearest guy, knocking him out. You take his rocks, stash them in your car, and repeat the process, hopefully without getting hit yourself. If you are lucky, you end up with more rocks than you started. Of course, there will be counterfitters trying to sharpen some not-pointy rocks, but the chip marks make them easy to identify.
man, you're funny
where do you come up with this stuff?
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 10:25 pm
Another wierd thing about people... why does everyone assume that wet hands have been pissed on or something? A conversation:
Jim: Hi Bob.
Bob: Hi Jim.
(They shake hands. Bob suddenly pulls his back.)
Bob: God!
Jim: What?
Bob: Your hands are wet!
Jim: So?
Bob: What, did you just wash them or something?
Jim: Yeah. They were out of paper towels.
Bob: That... that's disgusting!
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 10:27 pm
Mako18 lol xd
man, you're funny
where do you come up with this stuff? When you have alot of friends, alot of them tend to be wierd. As a result, alot of wierd conversations tend to come up. I just pass them on.
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 10:28 pm
sabaal Mako18 lol xd
man, you're funny
where do you come up with this stuff? When you have alot of friends, alot of them tend to be wierd. As a result, alot of wierd conversations tend to come up. I just pass them on.
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