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 Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:12 am
Did you forget that I replaced the ammo i there with gummies?
I'm calling from jail because I fell asleep.
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:52 am
Shouldn't have hit snooze so many times.
I'm calling from Jail because I farted on the cop I shot. They just told me. Still assault, but different form.
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:19 am
This isn't Halo you don't crouch on every one you kill
I'm calling from jail because apparently I have two speeds walk and kill
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 6:26 am
I told you to run instaed of plain walking.
I'm calling from jail because they finally caught me downloading thousands and thousands of pirated music.
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 6:43 am
I told you Justin Bieber wasn't worth it.
I'm calling from jail because I kidnapped the Jonas Brothers and made them rapeeat Selena Gomez.
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 7:00 am
"rapeeat"? Heh, I doubt they have enough strength to rape a woman.
I'm calling from jail because Jesus and Allah told me to perform a killing spree.
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Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:05 am
I told you to stop listening to the voices in your head.
Im calling from jail because I stole candy from a baby.
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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:47 am
I told you to steal the baby instead.
I'm calling from jail because I ate my cat for breakfast. Alive.
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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 8:51 am
I told you- that's only legal in China.
I'm calling from jail because I have a ghost problem.
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 5:48 pm
I told you those were indian burial grounds!
Im calling from jail because I changed clothes in a phonebooth.
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Codebreaking Conversationalist
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:03 pm
I told you nobody wants to see a nude person in a phonebooth!
I'm calling from jail because I flipped Justin Bieber off and then his face met my fist!
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Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 7:00 pm
I told you that catching him with your fist when he falls was still assault!
Im calling from jail cause I went over to your house and kicked your dog.
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Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 7:14 pm
I told you to just punch him instead.
I'm calling from jail because one of my "captives" escaped from my basement and told everything to the police.
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:09 pm
 I told you duct tape goes on the mouth, not the wrists...
I am calling from jail because My parakeet ate a pastors finger. Art by KFX
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 6:10 pm
Sorry.... I fed it a pastor flavored cracker not expecting it to become addicted...
Im calling from jail because I cant believe its not butter. sad
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