Why'd you marry the person above you?

[Demiking]

Because we can pull it off.

 

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

Because they killed a grunny  

[BrittyAsInPretty]

Because I like girls...
And she gave me the best nightmares....
^.^  

[Elfrida]

because cat ears are cute  

[44hrygydi]

Because of that one black rose against all the white. It made her.... interesting.  

[Elfrida]

she shines like a falling star and is talented too O.o  

[kitty in psychosis]

to get the money I need (by divorcing and taking half of everything plus alimony) to marry my real love  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

Because I have a thing for gold diggers  

[BrittyAsInPretty]

I have a thing for gorgeous girls that look dead.  

[Whimsical Compass]

So I can borrow her shoes!  

[Flame2062]

when we get lost on vacation she always know the way back? sweatdrop  

[Whimsical Compass]

He's not afraid to ask me for directions xd  

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

she can do all the driving  

[44hrygydi]

'Cause it's Zooboom! Who can be cooler than Zooboom?  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

because she had been married to frankenstein