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 Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 12:18 pm
Granted but... I poisoned it. C:
I wish I had more jello. D:
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 3:47 pm
Granted but...
Its not really jello, but something icky that looks
like it.
I wish my paper would edit itself.
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 3:41 am
Granted and it edits itself into an Origami that then shreds.
I wish for a cupcake.
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 5:15 pm
Granted but...
It grows legs and walks off your plate.
I wish I got more sleep.
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 5:29 pm
Granted but your too buzzed up on coffee that you run around your block almost 400 times!
I wish I knew how to properly make a bow and arrow.
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 4:33 am
Granted but...
then you shoot your foot with it.
I wish I didn't have a 9am class.
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 6:23 am
Granted because you now have a 5 am class instead. ^^
I wish for a monkey. :3
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:49 pm
granted, but...
its not a money but an ape who
turned out to be King Kong.
I wish for a new cell phone.
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:49 pm
Granted but its so high tech and awesome it turns into
A Transformer
And finds the "Cube" and turns everything else into Transformers.
And the Dicepticons invade Earth
To kill us all.
And Optimus Prime didn't care.
I wish I didn't have relationship problems but still stayed in the actual relationship.
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:49 pm
Granted but...
It's so damned good that it feels like
heaven which you end up dying and going
to for like two secs before god is like oh
wrong person, send em to meet Satan.
I wish classes were over.
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 1:34 am
Granted but you now have a job that takes every second of your life.
I wish I have a job. -.-
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 5:41 pm
Granted, but someone is more qualified than you, so you're fired.
I wish for nothing.
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:23 pm
Granted but, this is misinterpreted as a successful division by 0. The universe explodes.
I wish for a watermelon.
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:16 pm
Granted but...
Its a watermelon prop that you eat
and takes your mouth inside out.
I wish that I didn't go to bed so late.
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:50 pm
Granted, but you went to bed too early and end up waking up too early.
I wish I could fly.
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