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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey age? m/f? horny or not? smile
You: Uh... yeh... woo... hey yeh... huh... hoo yeh... uh huh... yeah...
I want to dance...

Clocks strikes upon the hour,
And the sun begins to fade.
Still enough time to figure out,
How to chase my blues away.
I've done alright up 'til now,
It's the light of day that shows me how,
And when the night falls, loneliness calls.

(Chorus smile
Oh! I wanna dance with somebody.
I wanna feel the heat with somebody.
Yeah! I wanna dance with somebody,
With somebody who loves me. (x2)

I've been in love and lost my senses,
Spinning through the town.
Sooner or later the fever ends,
And I wind up feeling down.
I need a man who'll take a chance,
On a love that burns hot enough to last.
So when the night falls,
My lonely heart calls.

(Chorus x2)

Somebody who... Somebody who... somebody who loves me...
Somebody who... Somebody who... to hold me in his arms...

I need a man who'll take a chance,
On a love that burns hot enough to last.
So when the night falls,
My lonely heart calls.

(Chorus x2)

Ooh ooh! Dance! Come on baby... (laughs)
Dance! Wooo! Yeh! Dance! You dance like this... (laughs)
Woah! (dance!)

Don't you wanna dance? (dance!) with me baby.
Don't you wanna dance? (dance!) with me boy.
Don't you wanna dance? (dance!) with me baby.
With somebody who loves me.

Don't you wanna dance?
Say you wanna dance.
Don't you wanna dance? (dance!)

Don't you wanna dance?
Say you wanna dance.
Don't you wanna dance? (dance!)

Don't you wanna dance?
Say you wanna dance. (uh huh)(dance!)
With somebody who loves me.
Ooh (dance!)
Ooh-oh (dance!)
Ooh (dance!)
...with me baby...

Stranger: OMG SUCH A GOOD SONG
You: and ur such a ******** perv
You: biggrin

Stranger: hahahaha NOOO
Stranger: im not...at all
Stranger: lol
You: yes u ar
Stranger: like actually
Stranger: im not sad
Stranger: im a gir;
You: other wise u wouldn't have as
Stranger: im a girl
Stranger: lol
You: and yet u hav ruined the moment
You: for shame
You: FAIL
You have disconnected.
lol
XD

Stranger: cockfest iin here
You: Koko ni aruno wa kimi ga ima made eranda michi no
Kotae tachi yo hora jishin mottesusu mebaii
totemo shizen nano amea garino
asufaruto ni niji kakarujou ni
lonley kaze ga fuite
Feeling kiga tsuiitayo
kotae wa doko ni monai kedo
Call me wakaetteru wa
With you ai wa itsumo
Atae au mono
For you
Kitto kimi wa itsu no hika
Kono sora wo toberu wa zuda kara
Nando tzumazu itato shitemo for you
Naisetsu na koto wa hitotsu
Yume miru koto
Kokoro dakero toza sanai deide.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

the song is called "For You" by AZU
awesome song
whee

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 17 m
Stranger: sex ?
You: 18 F
Stranger: sex ?
You: Female
Stranger: like sex ?
You: Yes I am a female!
You: a girl!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you like sex ?
Stranger: vc falo portugues ?
You: wanna see a pic of me in a sexy dress?
You: http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs194.snc3/20132_103241803033994_100000445249001_86093_3217505_n.jpg
Your conversational partner has disconnected

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: hi
You: wat is asl?
You: hello
Stranger: age, aex, location
Stranger: sex*
Stranger: male/female
Stranger: like me, 15 m (male) usa
You: kid...srly ...shouldn't u be getting ready for skool tomorrow...?

Stranger: ******** no
You: lucky u
You: i gotta bring my three kids to skool
Stranger: well i DO have school, i just get ready tomorrow
Stranger: and wow
You: yes even 40 yr old men can see wat their students ar doing online
You: will make for a good lesson tomorrow
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol
this is so much fun
XD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hola
Stranger: hi
You: like power metal?
Stranger: no
You: aww
You: how bout rap?
Stranger: sure
You: who's your fav?
Stranger: drake or eminem
You: kewl! eminem's mine too!
Stranger: haha awsome
Stranger: so m or f
You: m
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol, my partners always disconnect after the gender question.

and yet, a lovely actor. ;D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Male, Female, or Geth?
Stranger: im a male
You: alright.. I assume geth *shoots in the face*
You: *walks off*
You have disconnected.