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As a first reaction, Dr. Lothar wanted to wince and let go of his Captain Morgan to massage his tender area, which had just been assaulted by a wild water bottle. As a first reaction, that is, because a more powerful second reaction activated a few seconds later, and that was to hold on to his precious Captain as someone attempted to separate him from it. "Hey! Hands off the captain, little girl! Only I can have a little captain in me!" He shouted. Seeing the girl would not let go, and not realizing that he could overpower the girl and just take it back thanks to the already present alcohol, Dr. Lothar narrowed his eyes, and said to her, "Alright then, fine, I'll play your way. What would it *heegup* take to get you to let go of my firewater?"

Doctor Lothar's face switched from a look of determination to a look of dread so fast, one would wonder if he had suddenly put on a mask. "What?!?!? Training? Aww, come on! I had to do that so much in KirI-I-I mean, uhh.......fine, I'll teach you..." Doctor Lothar said, yanking the bottle from the girl's fingers. "...But I'm keeping the captain with me!" he exclaimed, taking another swig as he lead the girl to the back room, ignoring the protests of the Suna doctors. "So, girl, what is it ya wanna be knowin? How to heal? How to poison? How to drink on the job?" All the while, the bottle kept on draining.

"Whaa? K-kiri?!? No, no, you got it all wrong! I'm from Kiii....riiiOPOLIS! Yep, Kiriopolis, big city out in wind country. Lots of us ninja doctors, yep!" Doctor Lothar proclaimed, believing himself to be so clever with his lie. "But wait, thats all you know? They didn't teach you how to tell whats wrong? Geez, what's the world "*Buuuurp* come to?" He said as he stumbled into a sick bay, containing a now very confused man lying in a bed. "See, here!" Lothar said as he leaned over the man, making handseals as his hands began to glow a golden, lager color from his chakra. Lothar held his hand over the man for a full minute, the man's discomfort clear on his face, then Lothar turned back to Murasaki. "See what I just did? Focus your chakra into your hands, then use it to monitor this guy's body. If you can find whats wrong, you pass!" The doctor then walked over to a seat on the other side of the room and pulled out a guinness, and began to drink. If this girl could not find out that the man had an infected wound on his leg, he would stop training her and drink. If she could, then he would decide she was worth his time and train her.......and continue to drink.

Dr. Lothar's ears perked up as he listened to Murasaki's diagnosis, shocked at how it was spot-on she was. "Oh.......oh my. Well, ahh.......I wasn't expecting you to actually get it. All the same, good *hic* for you!" The doctor slurred as he set his now empty beer on the side table and walked over to the increasingly nervous man. "Alright, so he's infected, right-o? Well, lets make sure he doesn't get infected some more!" With that, the doctor made a quick string of handseals, an a large circle about eight feet in Diameter spread out on the ground with Lothar in the center, the air within feeling almost.....pristine. "Y'see that? That gets rid of all the viruses in the area, so our patient hear doesn't get even MORE sick! Now, try it, or You'll be to blame if Mr. Infection dies on usss!" He slurred, the infected patient growing more and more worried with each word out of the seemingly insane doctor's mouth.

"Bravo! Bravo! Excellent!" The mad doctor yelled as he clapped his hands, almost as if he were watching the end of a good play. When his fiasco ended, the doctor kicked the door open and strolled across the hall, Up to a door with a new patient. Before he opened the door, The doctor turned around, facing an oddly human-shaped potted cactus and began to lecture. "Alright, so remember, when yyyou're gonna treat a new patient, ya gotta make sure you don't get sick with what he's got! Cause if ya did, well, now THAT would just be ironic, wouldn't it!" With that, doctor Lothar made a small string of seals, finishing with his body glowing a slight, lager-colored hue from his chakra. "See that, there? That makes sure yer chakra doesn't let any viruses through! Its reeeeally nifty! Go on, try it!"

(The jutsu was Teikouryoku (Power of Resistance). Sorry about that, I will begin posting the names of the jutsu.)



"Yea, yea, gin is pretty good!" The crazy doctor rambled, not listening to a word murasaki was saying as he kicked in the new door, revealing an unconscious shinobi hooked up to a strange machine. Much to the horror of anyone passing by, the mad doctor unhooked the man from the machine, making a small handseal chain as he worked. As he finished, he held his hands over the man's heart, his lager-colored chakra transferring into the man's body, giving him a peaceful look. "Now then, look here! this technique, see it right here? It keeps this half-dead guy alive! Now look out, cause I'm gonna turn it over to you! Keep this dude alive for a full minute!" Holding the jutsu for a few extra seconds, to allow murasaki to memorize the seals, Doctor Lothar let the jutsu go, opening up a new bottle of guinness. Where he kept so much extra alcohol, no one would ever know.

(-Life Preservation Technique [Ichimei Hoyou no Jutsu]
This jutsu is causes a small amount of chakra to cycle through the patient. The chakra spreads to all the bodily systems and smoothes everything out. Bodily temperature is regulated, blood flows better and the patient can breath better. This is only a temporary cure, however, as after the jutsu ends the patient will quickly relapse.)

"Excellent, Excellent, Good, Good! Now stop it!" The mad doctor said as he reattached the life support machine, pushing Murasaki out the door before any hospital aides could catch them in the room. The two quickly made their way through the other rooms of the hospital, with each one being declared as “Too clean”, “Too Dirty”, or “Too many people” by the Doctor. Finally, the doctor settled on an empty room, finished off the bottle of Bushmills he had been drinking, and turned to murasaki. “A-alriiight, now, I’m getting reeel bored with all this, so Imma do something they’d probably yell at me for. I’ll teach you what they don’t want ya to know: Reverse medical jutsu!” That was all the explanation the doctor gave as he suddenly activated a small chain of handseals, this one ending in a tiger seal to indicate an offensive technique. Golden, lager-colored chakra coated his hand as he dragged it over his forearm, small cuts and bruises opening along the edges of his skin. “Y’see that there? They don’t like us teachin it, but I do it anyway! That there will give someone a bunch of little cuts along their skin; nothing really bad, but it hurts. Now, try it on yourself…Don’t give me that look, I’ll tell you how to fix it!” The doctor explained as he leaned against the wall, the alcohol in his system finally taking effect.

(Fleshrending Technique, its a genin move. PM me when you've edited your post.)