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| What should the girls affected by the idol magic be pregnant with? (Natural pregnancies can ignore this poll.) |
| Copies of themselves |
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31% |
[ 10 ] |
| Aliens of some sort (tentacle monster, etc) |
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50% |
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| Demons |
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12% |
[ 4 ] |
| Other (quote Viper and comment if you choose this one!) |
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6% |
[ 2 ] |
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| Total Votes : 32 |
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 Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:23 pm
"Mistress sees something she likes!" a voice squeaks from behind Roxanne. Having followed her from the carriage and climbed her robes, Roxanne's pet imp now perched atop her left shoulder.
"Silence Volpit..." Roxanne hisses.
"Mistress sees something she likes!" it repeats. Savagely grabbing the demonic pest by its neck, Roxanne flung it into the side of the carriage where it crumbled in an unconscious heap.
Regaining her composure, Roxanne proceeded to answer the skeleton's questions. "No no no, I'm merely fascinated by a creatures such as yourself as they are primarily the focus of my studies..." To emphasize her point, she nods her head towards her imp.
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:33 pm
Brillux frowned a little. "Yer a Demon Cruncher ey? T'was once of your kind that offed me...I'm not really too find of yer smell. Leave me alone lass!" he growled.
In life he was a poweful warrior, unafraid of anyone. Challenged to a duel by a traveling Warlock, Brillux was tricked into it and was killed. His soul was bound to his bones, now he was cursed to walk the world forever. "Listen Hot Stuff, jus go back to yer little cart and be off. Ain't nothin' bloody here to see anyway! Aye stop starin' at me like I"m some relic in a museum! I may be bones but I's still got's feelin's ye know?!" He grumbled.
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:03 pm
Roxanne arched an eyebrow at the mention of another warlock.
"Woah woah woah there Dry Bones... I see something... I see a warrior cheated out of an honorable death well before his time." Roxanne stated, holding her ground as Brillux began to loose his temper. "If you were indeed killed by one of my kind, don't you think another one could free you?"
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:18 pm
Brillux sighed deeply. "Listen Love...wot's in the past is past. Just don't ye treat me like some sort 'O specitcal! I gots rights too ye know!" He grumbled. He was grouchy it was in his nature. "What's a gaggle of pregnant Lasses doing here anyway? Ain't nothin' around except fer a few burnt trees and me burnt village. Unless you're here to take in the sights. I know a lovely water'n hole a mile from here ey? Lot's o polluted and dead things in there to fish up!" He laughed as his bony jaw popped off. Trying to swear it just sounded like muffled sounds as he picked up his lower jaw and popped it back in place. "Ugh..well that was a hoot. Watch it or I'll be laugh'n me face off."
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:33 pm
(Wouldn't it be difficult to sigh deeply when one doesn't need/use lungs anymore? lol =P)
"We've been cursed." she replied rather bluntly. "Like I said, these are not natural pregnancies. In the carriage we carry five totems of varying magical properties that we stole from a ring of thieves. We all touched them, we all got a piece of the magic they carried. One of number mentioned a school magic that might be able to help us. We're on our way there..."
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:52 pm
Mina finally managed to work her way out of their wagon and fell to the ground, landing on her butt and groaning. "ahhh, even with cushion that hurts."she moaned in pain. she got up and waddled over to the warlock and the undead warrior. "I-i hate to be a bother but could you direct me to a good spot to relieve my self, I'd hate to piss on anyone you liked."She asked, her legs fidgeting a little as she waited for an answer.
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 6:59 pm
(Picky Picky Picky. razz Let's just say he growls deeply then. I mean I'm not an expert on undead things..give me some slack. razz xD lol)
He looked at the Summoner's friend then laughed. "Relieve yourself all over the bloody place if you 'ave to. I don't give a damn, I'm dead what's one more smell eh?" he smirked.
Taking a bony hand he placed it upon Roxanne's large belly. "Magic eh? Wouldn't surprise me, don't you summoners love doing things like this? I mean I've heard stories y'know. I suppose yer all lookin' for a way out of the forest eh? Fine, fine, I'll help ye. Just on account that I like your eyes lass." he chuckled. Brillux would have winked, but he didn't have any eyes to wink. Still he could strangly see all around him.
Removing his bony hand, the skeleton warrior looked at the carriage. "Even if ye could remove this curse upon me, I ain't ready to rest in pieces yet love. No revenge stuff, just well..I like being this way. At least I can get a lot more done..though I don't really do a whole much of anything!"
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 4:18 pm
(I know, I was just pulling your leg for fun. razz )
"While I'm not saying that we do... when it does happen we usually prefer them to happen under our rules." Roxanne explains, well aware of the stereotypes that surrounded her profession.
"Wish I could say the same about yours..." Roxanne replies with a smile, enjoying the warrior's touch as his bony hand explored her distended belly.
"If you like what you are, why haven't you left this place yet?" Roxanne asks gesturing the decaying forest around them. "You're a powerful undying warrior. Make your footprint in history."
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:08 pm
"thanks." Mina said before waddling off to take care of her full bladder. She came back after a few minutes,struggling to get into the carriage. It took her a few minutes before she was able to get in. Once she managed to get in she made her way to where she had been sitting, panting some. "thanks again" She called out.
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 12:00 pm
MIchiyo awake from her nap seeing that the cart was stopped and that everyone was outside...next to a undead warrior, though he seemed to be of no harm.
She got out of the cart and moved over to them. She stood next to Roxanne, being almost the same size as her. "Are we there yet?" She asked Roxanne. "I mean is this a guide to the school or something?" She said not know how far they went or how long she was out.
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 10:33 am
"No." Roxanne answered, "We're about halfway by my guess. We were ambushed by bandits while you slept and this warrior came to our rescue. I was merely negotiating a form of payment for this deed..."
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 11:11 am
"...a payment? My body is off limits." Michiyo said turning slowly before walking towards the wagon. "You can have fun with you undead boyfriend, if you want, I'm going to stab something...or shot it with a bow...or something." She said grabbing a bow, a whip, her daggers, and a bottle.
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:11 pm
"As if anyone would want ours in this condition..." Roxanne replied with a laugh. Gathering up her unconscious imp and stray friends, the group piled back in the wagon and continued on their way. Assuming nobody wanted to sit near Brillux, Roxanne and the undead warrior took the drivers bench.
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:17 pm
"hey, i had a brother who had a thing fro pregnant girls."Mina said. "now I know he was strange but I'm pretty sure he wasn't the only one with a preggy fetish."she rubbed her belly some, scooting over to make room for the others as they came in. She slowly moved her way to the front to watch where they were going.
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 7:02 am
Brillux was silent through the whole conversation these large ladies had. He was a bag of bones, how could he love? Brillux had no organs, in fact the very thought made him laugh a little.
When they all got into the wagon he crossed his arms. "Heh, nice friends you have there Love." he said with sarcasm. "Sorry but I don't bed the living..I'd have nothing to offer anyway. Is that all you pregnant females think about?" he laughed though it seemed more like chattering teeth.
"As for why I haven't left..I just never felt like it. I'm dead why do I need to make my mark in histroy? Sure I wanted to when I was living, but I have no desire anymore for anything. Heck when everyone runs away from you, or terrified that you're going to eat their souls or something, I can't very much leave a mark eh?" he said with another chattering laugh.
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