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 Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:29 pm
EvFaerAshlynn Graverobber: *singing* And it's my job... to steal and rob...
Amber: *sneaks up behind him, sticks his hand down his pants, and whispers in his ear* Young women of their virginity?
Graverobber: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!
Shilo: ... gonk Though I would change Amber to Sqwarrior Empress twisted
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:19 pm
Repo Man: Unscathed poodles, I deliver...
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 8:04 pm
Shilo: I always feel like somebody's watching me!
GraveRobber: Cause you have no privacy! From Nathan >>
GraveRobber: Come Together! Right now! Over me!
Fangirls: If you insist! *glompage*
GraveRobber: MY VIRGINITY!!!!!!!!!!! Squeeeeeee!
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:28 pm
Shilo :I ALREADY HAVE TO SHARE PAVI WITH THE GENTERNS-points to her dad-NOW HIM!
Rotti,hench girls,luigi,pavi with genterns,amber,Graverobber(in disguise)Shilo(also in disguise),blind mag,and Repo man(nathan) They are all stuck in a broken down elevator that stopped working everyones fighting blind mag starts to sing its a small world.
Luigi to nathan:YOU HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES!
Nathan:NOT UHhh you do!
Pavi:SHUT THE ******** UP I DON'T CARE I WILL STAB YOU ALL
Luigi and nathan shut up
Blind mag throws down money to rotti:I"M FREEEEEEEEEEE
Rotti:Where the hell did you get this
Blind mag:OH you know sold pavi to the zoo,luigi to the complain department at Taco bell OH and amber is now a door to door prostitute I've just been stealing their salary's and getting surgery's and zydrate from graverobber.
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:54 pm
bloodyflutist Shilo :I ALREADY HAVE TO SHARE PAVI WITH THE GENTERNS-points to her dad-NOW HIM!
Rotti,hench girls,luigi,pavi with genterns,amber,Graverobber(in disguise)Shilo(also in disguise),blind mag,and Repo man(nathan) They are all stuck in a broken down elevator that stopped working everyones fighting blind mag starts to sing its a small world.
Luigi to nathan:YOU HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES!
Nathan:NOT UHhh you do!
Pavi:SHUT THE ******** UP I DON'T CARE I WILL STAB YOU ALL
Luigi and nathan shut up
Blind mag throws down money to rotti:I"M FREEEEEEEEEEE
Rotti:Where the hell did you get this
Blind mag:OH you know sold pavi to the zoo,luigi to the complain department at Taco bell OH and amber is now a door to door prostitute I've just been stealing their salary's and getting surgery's and zydrate from graverobber. *GraveRobber throws down fake mustache and points at Blind Mag accusingly* GraveRobber: HA! I knew it you theif! Though you're a sexy dirty one at that... *GraveRobber looks Blind Mag up and down for a sec then starts raping her**I suddenly pop into the elevator* Sqwarrior Empress: NOOOOO!!!! Grind Mag (Or BlandRobber, or Blind Robber OR Grave Mag) should NEVER have existed!!!!!! WHHYYY! You lied to me GraveRobber you said you would be my Sqwarrior Emperor! *Stabbity stab stabs GraveRobber* Pavi: Fin.
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 1:29 pm
xD LOL.
Which reminds me of gaybars... Elevators remind me of gay bars. o-o Wow, I'm special.
Pavi, Luigi, and Nathan walk past Blind Mag who is with Shilo. Shilo has a lollipop.
Blind Mag: Things I sense in my gaydarrrrrr
//Many of us have one.//
Nathan: Shilo, go to your room and put on a whipped cream bikini!
Luigi: If you're bored, you're boring as Hell! (I took that line from the late, great Professor Leo Buscaglia. >>; A pure genius.)
Luigi: Lollipops and sunshine, I love you.
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 1:52 pm
Ah, Leo Buscaglia lines. <3
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:13 pm
*Luigi walks into Rotti's office with a shocked expression on his face*
Rotti: What is it my son?
Luigi: Pavi's turned emo.
*Pavi walks in with flat ironed hair fake blood tears on his mask, a Zebra ascot scarf thing, his usual tight pants, and converse*
Rotti: O.O
Luigi: O.O
Pavi: You don't understand me!
Luigi: THE ACCENT IS GONE! THE WORLD HAS COME TO IT'S END! ARMAGEDON!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:43 pm
Freak Parade Graverobber: Here, have some Zydrate! Free samples! ...Actually, he might do that to get them addicted so they have to buy it from him for the rest of their lives... Actually if you watch the deleted scene needle into a bug it seems like he is going to hook her up for free. xp
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:15 pm
Rotti: Screw that cheating b***h Marni, she's not worth ruining people's lives over
Nathan: yeah, she wasn't all that great in bed anyway
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:01 pm
Blood is for Vampires Rotti: Screw that cheating b***h Marni, she's not worth ruining people's lives over
Nathan: yeah, she wasn't all that great in bed anyway
Pavi: Gold-a-diggers never are-a... And I must say I LOVE your signature! And your avatar for that matter... xp
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:15 pm
Reinagirl99 During Zydrate Anatomy... Graverobber(GR):It takes you there... Shilo:It what? GR:It takes you there... Shilo:It what? GR: GOD DAMMIT YOU ******** MORON IVE SAID IT FIVE TIMES ALREADY!!! IT. TAKES. YOU. THERE. WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT!?!?!??!!?! Shilo:....It what? GR: *facepalm* I quit! There ya go SHILO MOTHER EFFER!!!! Darren Lynn Bousman: wait wait GR-baby! Its okay, we'll sort this out darling! GR: *crying* No. No. Darry-kins I-I just..can't! First no chocolate cherries when I specifically ASKED for them. And-and now this upstaging little whore! *bursts into more tears* Now look!!! My makeup is running!!*fans himself* Shilo:..................................I'm a what? (GR is PMSing..... o.0) xD This made me laugh so much. Win!
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:09 pm
sqwarriorempress Blood is for Vampires Rotti: Screw that cheating b***h Marni, she's not worth ruining people's lives over
Nathan: yeah, she wasn't all that great in bed anyway
Pavi: Gold-a-diggers never are-a... And I must say I LOVE your signature! And your avatar for that matter... xp Luigi: but let's not stab them, kay? Thank you and thank you >;P Any signature with TZ in it has got to be badass
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 6:20 pm
Blood is for Vampires sqwarriorempress Blood is for Vampires Rotti: Screw that cheating b***h Marni, she's not worth ruining people's lives over
Nathan: yeah, she wasn't all that great in bed anyway
Pavi: Gold-a-diggers never are-a... And I must say I LOVE your signature! And your avatar for that matter... xp Luigi: but let's not stab them, kay? Thank you and thank you >;P Any signature with TZ in it has got to be badass Amber: Of course not my dear brother! We must be better than the other person and be articulate and never EVER use medical drugs for the wrong purposes! Especially Zydrate. Of course! He is just plain amazing....I wish I was in his Rape Van right now...
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:49 pm
I choked on my gobstoppers from all of the hilarity. owo; Buscaglia is a genius! A role model. 3nodding
Rotti: I'm going to wake up my kids three in the morning, hug 'em, and shout 'I LOVE YOU!'
Largo Kids: Jeez, Pop's gone crazy!
Amber: -Sprawled out on ground.- I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow until you love me~ Paparazzi~ ((Lady Gaga))
GraveRobber: Get a life, you sick stalking freak.
Pavi: I'm-a eating balls~! biggrin -Suck, suck, suck-
Luigi: WUT? -Chokes on coffee-
Pavi: Balls-a! -Holds box of Gobstoppers aka Jaw Breakers-
Luigi: Oh...
Pavi: They're so-a small!
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