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Sorry, but that one was too easy due to my attention span being short at the time.

Yeah...

Second one got me!

Funny as hell!

* Taoism: s**t happens.
* Confucianism: Confucius say, "s**t happens."
* Buddhism: If s**t happens, it isn't really s**t.
* Zen Buddhism: s**t is, and is not.
* Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of s**t happening?
* Hinduism: This s**t has happened before.
* Islam: If s**t happens, it is the will of Allah.
* Islam #2: If s**t happens, kill the person responsible.
* Islam #3: If s**t happens, blame Israel.
* Catholicism: If s**t happens, you deserve it.
* Protestantism: Let s**t happen to someone else.
* Presbyterian: This s**t was bound to happen.
* Episcopalian: It's not so bad if s**t happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
* Methodist: It's not so bad if s**t happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
* Congregationalist: s**t that happens to one person is just as good as s**t that happens to another.
* Unitarian: s**t that happens to one person is just as bad as s**t that happens to another.
* Lutheran: If s**t happens, don't talk about it.
* Fundamentalism: If s**t happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
* Fundamentalism #2: If s**t happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
* Fundamentalism #3: s**t must be born again.
* Judaism: Why does this s**t always happen to us?
* Calvinism: s**t happens because you don't work.
* Seventh Day Adventism: No s**t shall happen on Saturday.
* Creationism: God made all s**t.
* Secular Humanism: s**t evolves.
* Christian Science: When s**t happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
* Christian Science #2: s**t happening is all in your mind.
* Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this s**t.
* Quakers: Let us not fight over this s**t.
* Utopianism: This s**t does not stink.
* Darwinism: This s**t was once food.
* Capitalism: That's MY s**t.
* Communism: It's everybody's s**t.
* Feminism: Men are s**t.
* Chauvinism: We may be s**t, but you can't live without us...
* Commercialism: Let's package this s**t.
* Impressionism: From a distance, s**t looks like a garden.
* Idolism: Let's bronze this s**t.
* Existentialism: s**t doesn't happen; s**t IS.
* Existentialism #2: What is s**t, anyway?
* Stoicism: This s**t is good for me.
* Televangelism: Send us money so s**t doesn't happen again.
* Hedonism: There is nothing like a good s**t happening!
* Mormonism: God sent us this s**t.
* Mormonism #2: This s**t is going to happen again.
* Wiccan: An it harm none, let s**t happen.
* Scientology: If s**t happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
* Chanism: Anonymous causes s**t to happen.
* Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< s**t happens.
* Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our s**t?
* Jehovah's Witnesses #3: s**t has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
* Moonies: Only really happy s**t happens.
* Hare Krishna: s**t happens, rama rama.
* Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this s**t!
* Zoroastrianism: s**t happens half on the time.
* Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
* Practical: Deal with s**t one day at a time.
* Agnostic: s**t might have happened; then again, maybe not.
* Agnostic #2: Did someone s**t?
* Agnostic #3: What is this s**t?
* Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
* Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster: s**t happens. All hail his Noodly Appendage!
* Church of the FSM #2: s**t happens, hopefully to the Creationists.
* Church of the FSM #3: s**t happens becuase the decreasing number of pirates!
* Atheism: What s**t?
* Atheism #2: I can't believe this s**t!
* Nihilism: No s**t.

Gratz! I got through with a smirk (capitalism was driving me to the edge), and then the atheism and nihilism got me.

I lost one the third one of the s**t thing.
I posted it on my Facebook profile...
My favorites were Islam, Judaism, Idolism, Wiccan, and Rastafarian.

Speaking of Rastas...

RAS TRENT!