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 Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 7:24 pm
"That's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?" - Spider-Man
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 7:41 pm
"If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo!" - J. J. Jameson: Spider-Man
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 7:42 pm
Yuki: Everyone asks that question, so don't feel stupid.
Shadow: If nothing else, I feel stupid because I asked the same question as everyone else.
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:02 am
"they're not just immortal!"
- some kid i overheard talking about yugioh cards on the train
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:29 pm
here's a conversation between me and my mother earlier tonight. she had gotten me a large chocolate cake for my birthday which had large Hershey's kisses on the top. my family has an on-going joke about calling the kisses titties or nipples.
mom: "Jess how many titties do you want?"
me: "one"
mom: "one's not going to give you much cake."
me: "okay two then."
she gives me the cake and i go to get the kisses off, only to find out they're just globs of icing.
me: "hey! these are fake titties!"
mom: "are you saying i bought falsies tonight?"
me: "yes"
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 10:05 pm
Ninjara here's a conversation between me and my mother earlier tonight. she had gotten me a large chocolate cake for my birthday which had large Hershey's kisses on the top. my family has an on-going joke about calling the kisses titties or nipples. mom: "Jess how many titties do you want?" me: "one" mom: "one's not going to give you much cake." me: "okay two then." she gives me the cake and i go to get the kisses off, only to find out they're just globs of icing. me: "hey! these are fake titties!" mom: "are you saying i bought falsies tonight?" me: "yes" lmao...that is awesome nin-nin smile
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Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 10:37 pm
"I am what you call a repeat offender, I repeat, I will offend again!" - drunk in police station: Robocop
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Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 6:45 pm
"Alright grab everything that kills!" - Sheriff: Porky's
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Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 7:21 pm
Ninjara: my husband tried to set the kitchen on fire today
RevanStar: Your kiding
Ninjara: nope, he was cooking some steaks and the grease caught fire, i was like "OH s**t!"
RevanStar: Lmao. I've had a gress fire. But I was making home-made frenchfries. And my sister was the one who said 'oh s**t'
Ninjara: lol
RevanStar: -.- and now every time I make home-made fries my family pulls out the small fire extenacher that they got 'just in case'
(during an IM conversation... she's probably gonna kill me for this whee )
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 6:42 pm
i saw this in a user's sig and couldn't pass it up: 
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 6:58 pm
Me and some friends talking about one of my friend's gf...
Chris (the guy with the gf): Dude... I just saw my gf crying... I don't know what I did this time...
Matt: Mabye you had sex with another girl and didn't know?
Chris: Nah... I'd have to be lucky for that to happen.
Me: Mabye you're jsut a jack a** ._.;;...
Matt: ... Yeah, that seems most likely.
Me: Or mabye he just didn't do anything at all.
Chris: Can you guys go try to comfort her?
Matt: Yeah sure I'd be gl--
Me (interupting Matt): Why? O.o...
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 1:14 am
how the mormons looked upon this valley and saw it as the promiseland i beyond me when i looked out there i saw nothing piled upon nothing i dont know what they saw in it i dont know maybe it looked different back then- steveo SLC punk
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:29 am
I got this one from a fanfic.
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."
But then again its a old one. and theres even a few remakes
"Hell has no fury like a woman in the kitchen."
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:30 am
A devil with a pitchfork couldnt match a woman with a fryingpan
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:28 pm
In a coverstation with my friend on AIM:
Peter: DO ME!
Me: *does Peter*
Me: did we just cyber?
Peter: was it good for you?
Me: lol...let's do it again
Peter: Hold on, gimme a minute to recuperate
Me: *does Peter*
Peter: not yet!
Same conversation:
Peter: do you work weeknights?
Me: Thursay, Friday, Saturday - midnight to 4am
Me: No time to party, but I make money, so it's sort of a good trade off...
Peter: You need to have fun sometime though
Me: I do
Me: by myself mostly
Peter: Ooo...tell me more! *wink*
Me: not like that you idiot! LOL
Peter: Pervert, not idiot... smile
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