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 Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 7:13 pm
I eat it and choke to death
I drop a thimble
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:20 pm
The thimble falls out of the sky and gets nudged in my throat and I die.
I drop a saw blade
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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:57 am
I was running away from a Rabid dog and tripped over a rock, impaling my throat on the blade which was propped up for some reason or another
I drop a dirty diaper
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 10:25 am
Ewwwww freakin toxic waste *dry heaves dry heaves* as I'm running for the toilet I trip and hit my head on the tub. So I lay in the floor and die from a concussion!
During my dieing quivers I drop my cell phone.
I always said they would have to pry it from my cold dead fingers! Guess not! LOL!
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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:00 am
I step & slip on it and go flying into a vat of acid
I drop a Bong! rofl
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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:32 am
*inhale wait for the cough* Awwww it was loaded with bad s**t!
Coughing and puking blood I drop my brush
*jerk and spaz*
*twitch*
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:40 am
I pick up the brush and suddenly it comes alive in my hand! - I struggle with it for a few seconds before it stabs me in they eye, now blinded I wander into traffic and get hit by a bus.
My crown rolls off my head and lays shining on the sidewalk.
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:29 am
Distracted by the shinyness I walk over to it not noticing a landmine in the path
*KABOOOOOM* burning_eyes
I drop the H.R. Giger/Alien(s) inspired axe I got for my bday from a coworker
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Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:50 am
I pick up the axe and take it to a museum, where a suit of armour crashes onto my head killing me instantly.
My puppy sits next to me howling its sadness to the world
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Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 3:47 pm
I hear a puppy howling and go to investigate. I find it next to its dead owner and, thinking it's cute, try to take it away. The puppy turns into a rabid monster and bites my leg. I limp home and die of rabies.
While I was limping away, I dropped a cup of cherry yogurt that was going to be my snack.
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:32 pm
I take a bite of it and turns out it was poisoned........I fall to the ground. I drop a Pomegranate.
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 12:04 am
I start to eat the yummy pomegranate and the juice drips on my white shirt. I begin to scrub the shirt but the juice wont come out. the stain keeps getting bigger. I end up scrubbing through the shirt and threw my skin, the sore gets infected and I die.
I drop the blood red cloth
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 4:14 pm
I promptly pick it up and start trying to eat it......I choke xp
I dropped my Xbox360
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 5:04 pm
I grab the 360 and run home. I sit and play the 360 for months. I die of malnutrition.
I drop my skeleton
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:02 am
I impale myself through the lung as I tried to make whoopy with the carcass and have my necrophile fix, dont ask how I pulled that one off LOL. twisted
I drop a "hand-rolled" cigarette
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