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 Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:31 pm
Tom Riddle: Muggles? I love them! heart
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:51 am
Ron: Hey Luna!
Luna: Oh. Hey Ron.
Ron: I was wondering if you would like to go on a date with me??
Luna: Sure.
*a few years later we see this*
Ron: I do.
Luna: I do.
Minister: I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.
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Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:48 pm
{{Ron and Luna? O_o *faints* Who would ha' thought??}}
Hermione walks into the Transfiguration room to ask McGonagall about an essay. She wants to find if thirty pages about the change from a human to a horse is too short. Unsuspecting and innocent, Hermione walks in on Harry and McGonagall snogging each others' faces off. They quickly seperate.
Harry: Um... er... Hermione.... what're you doing here?
McGonagall: *clears throat* Well, Hermione... I assure you, this isn't exactly what it looks like.
Hermione: Well what is it then?
Harry: We were just---
Hermione: Studying the anatomy of each other's tongues? *turns to McGonagall* AND I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!! Well fine! This is as good a time as any to tell you that I was cheating on you with Severus! So HA!
McGonagall: WHAT?!
Harry: WHAT?!?!?!
Ron walks into the scene.
Ron: What's going on?
Harry: McGonagall cheated on me with Hermione!!
McGonagall: Hermione cheated on me with Snape!
Hermione: McGonagall cheated with Harry, of all people!
Ron: WHAT?! WELL YOU ALL CHEATED ON ME!!!!!!! Oh... and Harry, you have lipstick on your face. Don't worry. I can fix that later. *winks*
{{Mwahaha. rofl Sorry if it's too long.}}
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Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:55 pm
That freaked me out. Cant think.
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Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:24 pm
agree...................
Dumbledore says to Harry," Let the Force be with you.
Harry replies," Yes, I will do it for Gai-Sensei!!!!!!!!!!!"
Repoman says, " Wow ripoff much???
*sry best i can do*
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:16 pm
{{hehe. sorry, guys. had to do it. I thought it was funny...}}
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:37 pm
((gawd that was great-he he- rofl ))
Hermione: "I hate you Professor!!! I wish you would die! Oh! Pretty shiny stuff in culdrun! me want touch!"
Ron: No Hermione! Dont touch that! I just got it to the last stage! Hermione, work on your own potion! It's not supposed to be that tar color! And it's not supposed to smell like fish!
Hermione: " Kissy kissy, Ron!!" heart 4laugh
cheese_whine
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:04 pm
Alex...Your crazy.
Voldy: Hey there snugglebunny.
Lucius: Hey there cuddle muffin.
*Harry walk in to see Voldy and Lucius snogging*
Harry: hem hem
Voldy: Oh! Harry! What are you doing here??
Harry: I was just wondering if you would help me with my homework.
Lucius: Listen Harry, its not what it looks like. sweatdrop
Harry: Oh it better not be. HOW COULD YOU VOLDEMORT!!! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!!
Voldy: Listen Harry...I think it would be better if we see other people.
Harry: FINE!
*As Harry walks out, Voldy and Lucius go on snogging each other*
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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:23 am
gawd jess! and you call me crazy! coocoo 4 cocaine lady! oh well... what a hoot!
Voldemort: Hermione, will you go out with me?
Hermione: Sure. Lets go now. There's a party in the Room of Requirement.
I don't care about this stupid essay. Who cares about my grades?
Voldemort: Now Hermione, even a muggle born such as your self needs good grades!
Ron: I'll do it. Give it here. mrgreen cheese_whine
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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:03 am
STOP SAYING THAT!!! scream scream
Wormtail; Master, the others have asked me to ask you something.
Voldy: What is it Wormtail??
Wormtail: Can we start a polka band??
Voldy: Sure! Why not!
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:30 pm
good one!
this'll probably be lame.
setting- the grave yard. Voldemort stands in the middle of a ring of Death Eaters.
Voldemort: ok, friends, tonight's first order of buisness- wormtail, bring me my notes.
Wormtail waddles in, cringing and cowerdly. Tom puts on his glasses.
Lucius: My lord, are- are those Harry Potter Glasses?? eek
Voldemort: ummm... no. I got them last week. this was the only pair there was. Any way, Daniel Radcliff, alias Harry Potter, is dead. So we don't have to worry about him. Next,--well, thats all.
Wormtail: My-- My Lord, might we have a party, to-to celebrate his death?
Lucius: we could have a Conga Line!!!
Voldemort: sure. party it up! who is going to be the stripper? you, Bella?
Voldy conjurs two tables. one with food and drinks and one with nothing. Bella hops up. cheese_whine
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:03 pm
In this scene, you see the top of Lucius' head as he kneels by the hearth in the riddle house. the big chair blocks all other view.
Lucius: *starts bouncing up and down as he kneels*
"Ohh my lord!"
Voldemort: "Rid 'em, cowboy!" eek cheese_whine
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:26 pm
Alex. you seriously have problems.
Hermione: Nevil will you go out with me??
Nevill: Sure Hermione. But not now I have to work on my herbology homework. I hate herbology!
Hermione: Ok. There is a Hogsmeade weekend coming up. You want to meet outside the Three-Broomsticks??
Nevill: Sure!
On Saturday we see Hermione and Nevill at the tea shop.
Hermione: So Nevill, do you want to be my boyfriend??
Nevill: Sure!
*they start snogging*
A Few Years Later
Minister: I know pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:44 am
[[ Herms and Neville..O.o ]]
Ron: Harry..D-Do you want t-to go out s-sometime?
Harry: I'll check my diary *flips back hair and pulls out fluffy pink book* Let's see..
Ron: Hurry up!
Harry: Calm down! *skims through the pages* I only have sunday at 12:37 until 12:47 available...
Ron: What are you doing that takes up so much time..?
Harry: Well drakie-poo as bene paying alot lately..I'm expected to deliver..I'm a highly wanted woman..
Ron: *sigh*
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 10:23 am
Bellatrix: " Lord Voldermort, I have reasons to believe that Snape is-"
Voldermort: " b***h, b***h, b***h. That's all you ever do. My GOD, take a midol and shut up."
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