HOLY CRAP, I'M OLDER THEN YOU!? Damn it, I thought you were the oldest! Crap, I don't wanna be the ********' ancient of the group! Well, Brandi's older then me, but only by a few months! CRAP!
...Wait. That kicks a**. HA!
Sorry to hear that the poor thing got such a scratch. Sounds really damn painful. How the hell does one accomplish such a wound, even if one is a dog?
And congrats on the moths! We prefer to leave doors closed to keep them out, though. But, to each their own. ::snickers::