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 Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 4:49 pm
Apollo and Athena both eye her with disdain and annoyance.
Apollo: We want nothing to do with you Cassandra. You turned me down and scorned me which is why I cursed you to never be believed.
I will go make sure Temi doesn't get into too much trouble. He then vanishes to find his twin.
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Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 2:56 pm
Cassandra: Athena, do you want to come?
Athena: (rolls eyes) No. (disappears)
Cassandra: (shrugs, then goes into the palace)
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(In the palace, Helen's quarters. Helen is working on her loom, humming the song "Spread a Little Sunshine" from Pippin. Cassandra bursts in and tries to attack Helen)
Cassandra: Gloom! Doom! You will cause the destruction of Troy! To save Troy, I must KILL YOU!!!!
Helen: Ahhhhh!!! Paris, come save me! Your sister's attacking me like the savage maniac she is!
Paris: (enters) Helen, guess what? I just got another diamond necklace for you- Oh,, my Zeus! Cassandra, what are you doing?! My sweet baby Helen...
Cassandra: (still attacking Helen) Gloom! Gloom! Gloom!
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Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 10:04 am
Apollo meanwhile has found his twin and is busy hunting with her ignoring any sounds of battle they might hear.
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Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 2:37 pm
Cassandra: (still attacking Helen) Woe to Troy! WOE TO TROY! TROY SHALL BURN!!!!
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Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 1:06 pm
Ares gets annoyed and appears behind Cassandra and knocks her out hoping it will make her shut up.
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Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 2:20 pm
Cassandra; I will not "shut up"... (goes unconscious)
Paris, Helen, Ares, and Artemis: Hooray!
Athena: (appears) What's all this about?
Artemis: Cassandra finally stopped screeching!
Athena: Yes!
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Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 3:27 pm
Ares: I suggest the twins get out of here before she wakes up otherwise she might deiced to attach herself to Apollo and we know how mad Artemis will get.
Everyone eyes the goddess who looks like she's planning a very painful death for Cassandra if she goes near her twin. She then grabs his arm and they vanish back to the forest.
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 2:41 pm
Athena: (staring at Cassandra) I have a sudden feeling she's going to be waking up soon, and be even more frantic and angry when she does.
All: Oh no!
Paris: (to Helen) Run! Get dad and tell him that Cassandra's about to go bonkers again!
Cassandra: (Waking up) Huhhh.... (blinks)
Athena and Ares: (disappear)
Paris and Helen: (run out of room and lock door)
A few moments later you hear countless noises of banging and screeching and general noise-making.
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 3:02 pm
Ares looks at everyone and grins.
Ares: Well at least she's not bugging the twins anymore. Everyone knows how protective Artemis gets over Apollo with him being the younger of the two.
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 3:27 pm
Athena: Yeah, but now she's bugging US!
Helen: Make her stop, Paris honey!
Athena: (raises eyebrows) "Paris honey"? Do you know how goofy that sounds?
Helen, Paris: (blink innocently)
Athena: (rolls eyes) Aphrodite, what have you done to these normal sane people to make them all INsane like you?
Aphrodite: (from mount Olympus) (giggles)
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 4:05 pm
Ares: Maybe making them watch Persephone would help make them sane.
Athena: And have the twins and Demeter Kill us for that? Uh Uh no way bad idea not gonna happen.
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 2:19 pm
Ares: I'm going out onto the battlefield. It's been almost five minutes without my eyes seeing bloodshed. (disappears)
Athena: I'm going to make sure that it's your Trojans who's blood gets shed. (disappears)
Cassandra: (still screaming from inside the room)
Paris: (shakes his head) I still don't get why they abandoned me on the mountain instead of her. She's the most annoying person ever.
Priam: Yeah, I really have to marry her off to some distant prince sometime soon.
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 2:39 pm
Paris: Why don't you just ship her off to the farthest country you can think of and tell them she's a gift and we don't expect anything in return? Maybe then I can actually enjoy a honeymoon with my lovely Helen.
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 3:21 pm
Priam: They'll send her back sooner or later, and besides, how do you expect her to just allow herself to be shipped off to Persia? Your sister is extremely stubborn, Paris. But you and Helen do need a honeymoon, maybe Egypt or somewhere exotic? Or the Grecian islands are beautiful!
Helenus: In case you haven't forgotten, Dad, we're at war with Greece.
Priam: Helenus! Thank Zeus you came! Your twin's in there in one of her frenzies, and you know you're the only one who can calm her down.
Helenus: She is right with her prophecies, you know...
Paris and Helen: Just get her to calm down so we can go on our honeymoon!
Helenus: Menelaus isn't going to like that...
Paris: You're turning into a calm Cassandra! Stop nagging us to give Helen back to that creep Menelaus!
Helen: Calm Cassandra down RIGHT NOW!
Helenus: Okay, okay... (Braces himself to enter the room where his twin sister is going crazy)
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 5:11 pm
Helenus: Cassandra are you there? I'm back. I'm trying to make everyone see that your prophecies are right but all they care about is sending Helen and Paris on their honeymoon.
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