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 Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:05 am
(Sorry! Rules of the game is to make it bad. xd )
Granted! But your sister complains all the time that with you living in her heart all the time, none of her clothes fit any more.
I wish I had a pair of leather pants.
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:09 am
(Yeah... I might not be welcome there anyway. sweatdrop )
Granted! But they are stinky and poorly tanned as they were my first attempt at leather tanning - plus you have a bleeding cow with pant segment shaped pieces of skin missing off its body.
I wish I could have had a normal life.
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:16 am
Granted. But then you never discovered your talent and passion for model-making and thus have to settle for being a librarian of the suckiest library in town.
I wish I could have led a more exciting childhood.
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:20 am
(I think I would like to be a librarian though)
Granted! Every Tuesday, an animal or monster tried to rape you to impregnate you with its spawn to take over the world. But they were always thwarted by some instance of fate or an annoying sparrow.
I wish I had the strength and conviction to get my act together.
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:21 am
Granted. But it is the worst magician's act anyone has ever seen and you get booed off the stage.
I wish people would quit mispronouncing my real name.
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:25 am
Granted! They now mispronounce your gaia name as Oonlay Ooctopper Gyurlt!
(They fiddle with the a on the end?)
I wish I could drive without passing out from fear.
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:32 am
(How do you know my name has an a at the end?)
Granted! But then you can only drive around in tiny circles that keep getting smaller and smaller until the car is going nowhere.
I wish I had a very sweet and unhealthy drink right about now.
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:44 am
Granted! But after I give you one of my glucose-bashers, you go into a diabetic coma for a couple days. I don't think you mind what I do to you during that time, just miss not being aware of it as it was awesome. wink
(Extrapolation. I figured that due to your likes and dislikes, family history, and such, you probably had a name with an a in it. Also there is a strong likelihood of a "SH" sound, either via "Sh" itself or the East Isle "Seo," as like the Gælic of Shone or Shona is spelled Soenaid.)
I wish I was slightly more spooky awesome.
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:52 am
(Seriously, you don't need that wish granted. With that almost dead on info, you've already got that going.)
Granted! But you're so spooky awesome that most people are afraid to share any info about themselves with you.
I really wish I knew how you do that!
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:00 am
( sweatdrop )
Granted! A compartmentalized mind, Asperger's Syndrome, and essentially being a mentat coupled with constant study to the point of trauma.
I wish I could trade some of my brilliance for some happiness. As ignorance is bliss, I am about as far from happiness as I could get. sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:03 am
Granted! But then you find out that someone really adores very intelligent men and you begin to think ignorance isn't what's it all cracked up to be.
I wish things were a little more even between us.
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:08 am
I am not sure how to grant that. So I will give you raspberries on top of your head.
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:18 am
» » [ ^ no wishes? must be you're too happy that OOG wanted a little more between you two that you forget.. kekeke... xP
I wish I have a perfect boyfriend who loves me lots.. =D ]
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:53 pm
(Heh, actually I just passed OOG's wish off to you.)
Granted! He's out there, somewhere, but you never find him. And all he can do is watch you from a far in your fruitless struggle to find him whilst his heart slowly breaks under the strain.
I wish I could find the source of that weird smell in my room.
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:16 pm
Granted. You find out it's under your bed, on the left side, against the wall. You wash and wash but it won't come out and the washing only intensified the smell.
I wish I had mad skills with the computer.
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