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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:18 pm
(D: ) Wish granted, but you end up murdering me.
I wish I didn't have a pineapple as a head.
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:37 pm
Granted, but now you have a broccoli head instead I wish that Christmas was non-existant
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:58 am
Granted. But you fail to remove the memory of all those who have previously enjoyed its presents, food and the bringing together of family and are thus lynched by the resulting mob. I wish I'd made more shortbread.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:02 am
granted but everyone still winds up eating it all before you
I wish I didn't have school this morning
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:30 am
Granted, but now you have been drafted into the war.
I wish I could think of more wishes for this thread...
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:44 pm
granted but your tiny brain can not hold all of that info so you blow up
i wish that i had xbox live and never had to pay a dime
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:16 am
granted but you get arrested for stealing
I wish that this year would just end
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:51 am
Granted, But then you walk through a time portal on the way to the shops and end up being zapped back to January 1st 2007.
I wish that I could make real videos with my imagenation, that can transfer from my brain to the computer!
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:59 am
granted but everytime youi transfer something your life span shortens until you're dead.
I wish I had an invincible wish.
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:19 pm
Granted, but it lasts for a day
I wish I wasn't so dizzy after donating blood...
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:01 am
Granted, You died from bloodloss, therefore you're ot dizzy.
I wish this day would just end.
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:27 am
wicked. I wish for an iphone. and aztios. your wish sucks. it needs to go away or i'll stab it.
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:28 pm
clickheretowinprize wicked. I wish for an iphone. and aztios. your wish sucks. it needs to go away or i'll stab it. No please, dont stab my wish,what did my wish ever do to your pathetic inferior mind?Anyway, you didnt do what you are supposed to do, grant the wish above yours and state your own wish..
Granted, but you lose it soon after you get it.
I still wish for this day to end.
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:50 pm
granted, but tomorrow will be much worse than today
I wish I had more chocolate pretzels
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:03 pm
granted
but there plastic and painted with lead paint so when you eat them you die
i wish i can not wish
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