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 Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:51 pm
Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 Me: I want a rock star daddy too! -Tackles Gerard- Hi daddy!
Lyn-Z: Just play along!
Gerard: Hi...uhh...honey?
Me: YAY! Can I have a pony?
Lyn-Z/Gee: NO.
Me: -Cries- WHYEEEE?!!!
Lyn-Z: You're nutso!
Me: ...True.
Gerard: -Tries not to laugh- You admit that you're crazy?
Me: Yeah!
Gerard: I have a strange daughter!
Lyn-Z: Duh, she's related to us! Steve: *walks up to everyone, looking around confusedly* What did I miss?
Me: Ray has a daughter, Gerard and Lyn-Z have a daughter, Frankie has a daughter, Bobbert's getting a daughter, and we're trying to pawn a daughter on Mikey too!
Steve: ... Why no sons?
Me: I'm sure you and Kitty would love to have a son!
Steve/Kitty: FOR THE LAST TIME, WE'RE NOT DATING! Me: Mikey's MY daddy! Mikey: ... Me: Why don't you love me daddy?!
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:53 pm
Somber_isis_Queen Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 Me: I want a rock star daddy too! -Tackles Gerard- Hi daddy!
Lyn-Z: Just play along!
Gerard: Hi...uhh...honey?
Me: YAY! Can I have a pony?
Lyn-Z/Gee: NO.
Me: -Cries- WHYEEEE?!!!
Lyn-Z: You're nutso!
Me: ...True.
Gerard: -Tries not to laugh- You admit that you're crazy?
Me: Yeah!
Gerard: I have a strange daughter!
Lyn-Z: Duh, she's related to us! Steve: *walks up to everyone, looking around confusedly* What did I miss?
Me: Ray has a daughter, Gerard and Lyn-Z have a daughter, Frankie has a daughter, Bobbert's getting a daughter, and we're trying to pawn a daughter on Mikey too!
Steve: ... Why no sons?
Me: I'm sure you and Kitty would love to have a son!
Steve/Kitty: FOR THE LAST TIME, WE'RE NOT DATING! Me: Mikey's MY daddy! Mikey: ... Me: Why don't you love me daddy?!
Me: Don't worry. He'll get used to it anyways *whispers* try crying and whining.
Mikey: I heard that!
Me: Shut up and play with your toaster!
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:55 pm
Somber_isis_Queen Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 Me: I want a rock star daddy too! -Tackles Gerard- Hi daddy!
Lyn-Z: Just play along!
Gerard: Hi...uhh...honey?
Me: YAY! Can I have a pony?
Lyn-Z/Gee: NO.
Me: -Cries- WHYEEEE?!!!
Lyn-Z: You're nutso!
Me: ...True.
Gerard: -Tries not to laugh- You admit that you're crazy?
Me: Yeah!
Gerard: I have a strange daughter!
Lyn-Z: Duh, she's related to us! Steve: *walks up to everyone, looking around confusedly* What did I miss?
Me: Ray has a daughter, Gerard and Lyn-Z have a daughter, Frankie has a daughter, Bobbert's getting a daughter, and we're trying to pawn a daughter on Mikey too!
Steve: ... Why no sons?
Me: I'm sure you and Kitty would love to have a son!
Steve/Kitty: FOR THE LAST TIME, WE'RE NOT DATING! Me: Mikey's MY daddy! Mikey: ... Me: Why don't you love me daddy?! Me: Alicia! Mikey! Come love your daughter!
Alicia: I have a daughter?
Me: Yes, you have a daughter with your husband!
Alicia: I have a husband?
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:58 pm
Hardcore Mosher Somber_isis_Queen Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 Me: I want a rock star daddy too! -Tackles Gerard- Hi daddy!
Lyn-Z: Just play along!
Gerard: Hi...uhh...honey?
Me: YAY! Can I have a pony?
Lyn-Z/Gee: NO.
Me: -Cries- WHYEEEE?!!!
Lyn-Z: You're nutso!
Me: ...True.
Gerard: -Tries not to laugh- You admit that you're crazy?
Me: Yeah!
Gerard: I have a strange daughter!
Lyn-Z: Duh, she's related to us! Steve: *walks up to everyone, looking around confusedly* What did I miss?
Me: Ray has a daughter, Gerard and Lyn-Z have a daughter, Frankie has a daughter, Bobbert's getting a daughter, and we're trying to pawn a daughter on Mikey too!
Steve: ... Why no sons?
Me: I'm sure you and Kitty would love to have a son!
Steve/Kitty: FOR THE LAST TIME, WE'RE NOT DATING! Me: Mikey's MY daddy! Mikey: ... Me: Why don't you love me daddy?! Me: Alicia! Mikey! Come love your daughter!
Alicia: I have a daughter?
Me: Yes, you have a daughter with your husband!
Alicia: I have a husband?
Me: Oh and you need to feed your cat!
Mikey & Alicia: We have a cat?
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:01 pm
vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher Somber_isis_Queen Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 Me: I want a rock star daddy too! -Tackles Gerard- Hi daddy!
Lyn-Z: Just play along!
Gerard: Hi...uhh...honey?
Me: YAY! Can I have a pony?
Lyn-Z/Gee: NO.
Me: -Cries- WHYEEEE?!!!
Lyn-Z: You're nutso!
Me: ...True.
Gerard: -Tries not to laugh- You admit that you're crazy?
Me: Yeah!
Gerard: I have a strange daughter!
Lyn-Z: Duh, she's related to us! Steve: *walks up to everyone, looking around confusedly* What did I miss?
Me: Ray has a daughter, Gerard and Lyn-Z have a daughter, Frankie has a daughter, Bobbert's getting a daughter, and we're trying to pawn a daughter on Mikey too!
Steve: ... Why no sons?
Me: I'm sure you and Kitty would love to have a son!
Steve/Kitty: FOR THE LAST TIME, WE'RE NOT DATING! Me: Mikey's MY daddy! Mikey: ... Me: Why don't you love me daddy?! Me: Alicia! Mikey! Come love your daughter!
Alicia: I have a daughter?
Me: Yes, you have a daughter with your husband!
Alicia: I have a husband?
Me: Oh and you need to feed your cat!
Mikey & Alicia: We have a cat?Me: I think my short-term memory loss has rubbed off on Mikey and Alicia!
Mikey: What's short-term memory loss?
Alicia: Who's Mikey?
Me: ...
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:08 pm
Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher Somber_isis_Queen Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 Me: I want a rock star daddy too! -Tackles Gerard- Hi daddy!
Lyn-Z: Just play along!
Gerard: Hi...uhh...honey?
Me: YAY! Can I have a pony?
Lyn-Z/Gee: NO.
Me: -Cries- WHYEEEE?!!!
Lyn-Z: You're nutso!
Me: ...True.
Gerard: -Tries not to laugh- You admit that you're crazy?
Me: Yeah!
Gerard: I have a strange daughter!
Lyn-Z: Duh, she's related to us! Steve: *walks up to everyone, looking around confusedly* What did I miss?
Me: Ray has a daughter, Gerard and Lyn-Z have a daughter, Frankie has a daughter, Bobbert's getting a daughter, and we're trying to pawn a daughter on Mikey too!
Steve: ... Why no sons?
Me: I'm sure you and Kitty would love to have a son!
Steve/Kitty: FOR THE LAST TIME, WE'RE NOT DATING! Me: Mikey's MY daddy! Mikey: ... Me: Why don't you love me daddy?! Me: Alicia! Mikey! Come love your daughter!
Alicia: I have a daughter?
Me: Yes, you have a daughter with your husband!
Alicia: I have a husband?
Me: Oh and you need to feed your cat!
Mikey & Alicia: We have a cat?Me: I think my short-term memory loss has rubbed off on Mikey and Alicia!
Mikey: What's short-term memory loss?
Alicia: Who's Mikey?
Me: ...
Me: Awkward silence
All: *more awkward silence*
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:28 pm
vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher Somber_isis_Queen Me: Mikey's MY daddy! Mikey: ... Me: Why don't you love me daddy?! Me: Alicia! Mikey! Come love your daughter!
Alicia: I have a daughter?
Me: Yes, you have a daughter with your husband!
Alicia: I have a husband?
Me: Oh and you need to feed your cat!
Mikey & Alicia: We have a cat?Me: I think my short-term memory loss has rubbed off on Mikey and Alicia!
Mikey: What's short-term memory loss?
Alicia: Who's Mikey?
Me: ...
Me: Awkward silence
All: *more awkward silence*Me: Well... I think it's time to see te special doctor.
Alicia: Oooo! Who's the special doctor?
Me: That nice man in the white coat!
Mikey: DON'T TRUST HER!
Alicia: But the doctor's got candy!
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:38 pm
Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher Somber_isis_Queen Me: Mikey's MY daddy! Mikey: ... Me: Why don't you love me daddy?! Me: Alicia! Mikey! Come love your daughter!
Alicia: I have a daughter?
Me: Yes, you have a daughter with your husband!
Alicia: I have a husband?
Me: Oh and you need to feed your cat!
Mikey & Alicia: We have a cat?Me: I think my short-term memory loss has rubbed off on Mikey and Alicia!
Mikey: What's short-term memory loss?
Alicia: Who's Mikey?
Me: ...
Me: Awkward silence
All: *more awkward silence*Me: Well... I think it's time to see te special doctor.
Alicia: Oooo! Who's the special doctor?
Me: That nice man in the white coat!
Mikey: DON'T TRUST HER!
Alicia: But the doctor's got candy!
Me: But Mikey! He's the nice man, in the nice white coat, with the nice candy, and nice big needles
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:41 pm
vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290
Me: Oh and you need to feed your cat!
Mikey & Alicia: We have a cat?Me: I think my short-term memory loss has rubbed off on Mikey and Alicia!
Mikey: What's short-term memory loss?
Alicia: Who's Mikey?
Me: ...
Me: Awkward silence
All: *more awkward silence*Me: Well... I think it's time to see te special doctor.
Alicia: Oooo! Who's the special doctor?
Me: That nice man in the white coat!
Mikey: DON'T TRUST HER!
Alicia: But the doctor's got candy!
Me: But Mikey! He's the nice man, in the nice white coat, with the nice candy, and nice big needlesMikey: I heard that!
Gerard: Needles!?
Alicia: Are the needles full of liquified skittles?
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:21 pm
Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290
Me: Oh and you need to feed your cat!
Mikey & Alicia: We have a cat?Me: I think my short-term memory loss has rubbed off on Mikey and Alicia!
Mikey: What's short-term memory loss?
Alicia: Who's Mikey?
Me: ...
Me: Awkward silence
All: *more awkward silence*Me: Well... I think it's time to see te special doctor.
Alicia: Oooo! Who's the special doctor?
Me: That nice man in the white coat!
Mikey: DON'T TRUST HER!
Alicia: But the doctor's got candy!
Me: But Mikey! He's the nice man, in the nice white coat, with the nice candy, and nice big needlesMikey: I heard that!
Gerard: Needles!?
Alicia: Are the needles full of liquified skittles? Me: Don't worry Daddy! They're not after us!
Gerard: Yay!
Lyn-Z: Liquified skittles?! I want some!
Me/Gerard: NOOOO! -Tackle-
Lyn-Z: Aww...ow! Dammit that was my spleen!
Gerard: Sorry...heh heh.
Me: Moshy! Let's get my daddy and your daddy to take us for ice cream! Vampy too! Please daddy please?! -Puppy dog eyes-
Gerard: Ugh...okay. FRANK! We're getting ice cream!
Frank: YAY YAY YAY YAY!
Me, Lyn-Z, Gerard: ...
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:41 pm
Ieros Baby567 Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290
Me: Awkward silence
All: *more awkward silence*Me: Well... I think it's time to see te special doctor.
Alicia: Oooo! Who's the special doctor?
Me: That nice man in the white coat!
Mikey: DON'T TRUST HER!
Alicia: But the doctor's got candy!
Me: But Mikey! He's the nice man, in the nice white coat, with the nice candy, and nice big needlesMikey: I heard that!
Gerard: Needles!?
Alicia: Are the needles full of liquified skittles? Me: Don't worry Daddy! They're not after us!
Gerard: Yay!
Lyn-Z: Liquified skittles?! I want some!
Me/Gerard: NOOOO! -Tackle-
Lyn-Z: Aww...ow! Dammit that was my spleen!
Gerard: Sorry...heh heh.
Me: Moshy! Let's get my daddy and your daddy to take us for ice cream! Vampy too! Please daddy please?! -Puppy dog eyes-
Gerard: Ugh...okay. FRANK! We're getting ice cream!
Frank: YAY YAY YAY YAY!
Me, Lyn-Z, Gerard: ...
Me: Awkward silence at low low affordable warehouse prices at CRAZY FRANK'S STRAIGHT JACKET DISCOUNT EMPORIUM!
Frank: Due to a shipping error all these fine straight jackets in mint condition have to go now! The prices are so low that you'd think I'm crazy!
Jamia:...Why'd you have to encourage him Vampy?
Me: So daddy could sell Straight Jackets at low prices
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:27 am
vampiremistress1290 Ieros Baby567 Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290
Me: Awkward silence
All: *more awkward silence*Me: Well... I think it's time to see te special doctor.
Alicia: Oooo! Who's the special doctor?
Me: That nice man in the white coat!
Mikey: DON'T TRUST HER!
Alicia: But the doctor's got candy!
Me: But Mikey! He's the nice man, in the nice white coat, with the nice candy, and nice big needlesMikey: I heard that!
Gerard: Needles!?
Alicia: Are the needles full of liquified skittles? Me: Don't worry Daddy! They're not after us!
Gerard: Yay!
Lyn-Z: Liquified skittles?! I want some!
Me/Gerard: NOOOO! -Tackle-
Lyn-Z: Aww...ow! Dammit that was my spleen!
Gerard: Sorry...heh heh.
Me: Moshy! Let's get my daddy and your daddy to take us for ice cream! Vampy too! Please daddy please?! -Puppy dog eyes-
Gerard: Ugh...okay. FRANK! We're getting ice cream!
Frank: YAY YAY YAY YAY!
Me, Lyn-Z, Gerard: ...
Me: Awkward silence at low low affordable warehouse prices at CRAZY FRANK'S STRAIGHT JACKET DISCOUNT EMPORIUM!
Frank: Due to a shipping error all these fine straight jackets in mint condition have to go now! The prices are so low that you'd think I'm crazy!
Jamia:...Why'd you have to encourage him Vampy?
Me: So daddy could sell Straight Jackets at low prices
Me: ICE CREAAAAAAAM!
Frank, Gerard, Lyn-Z, Jamia: ...why are our children crazy?
Me, Moshy Stephy, Vampi: Duh! We're related to YOU!
All: Touche...
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:31 am
vampiremistress1290 Ieros Baby567 Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290
Me: Awkward silence
All: *more awkward silence*Me: Well... I think it's time to see te special doctor.
Alicia: Oooo! Who's the special doctor?
Me: That nice man in the white coat!
Mikey: DON'T TRUST HER!
Alicia: But the doctor's got candy!
Me: But Mikey! He's the nice man, in the nice white coat, with the nice candy, and nice big needlesMikey: I heard that!
Gerard: Needles!?
Alicia: Are the needles full of liquified skittles? Me: Don't worry Daddy! They're not after us!
Gerard: Yay!
Lyn-Z: Liquified skittles?! I want some!
Me/Gerard: NOOOO! -Tackle-
Lyn-Z: Aww...ow! Dammit that was my spleen!
Gerard: Sorry...heh heh.
Me: Moshy! Let's get my daddy and your daddy to take us for ice cream! Vampy too! Please daddy please?! -Puppy dog eyes-
Gerard: Ugh...okay. FRANK! We're getting ice cream!
Frank: YAY YAY YAY YAY!
Me, Lyn-Z, Gerard: ...
Me: Awkward silence at low low affordable warehouse prices at CRAZY FRANK'S STRAIGHT JACKET DISCOUNT EMPORIUM!
Frank: Due to a shipping error all these fine straight jackets in mint condition have to go now! The prices are so low that you'd think I'm crazy!
Jamia:...Why'd you have to encourage him Vampy?
Me: So daddy could sell Straight Jackets at low prices
Me: ICE CREAM! RAY LET'S GO!
Kitty: ICE CREAM! CAN I COME?
Me: Sure you can go with Steve!
Steve: Yay I can go with my wife!
Me: ... Since when are you married?
Jimmy: Since five minutes ago.
Lyn-Z: And why weren't we informed?
Steve: Uh... internet?
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:32 am
Ieros Baby567 vampiremistress1290 Ieros Baby567 Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290
Me: But Mikey! He's the nice man, in the nice white coat, with the nice candy, and nice big needlesMikey: I heard that!
Gerard: Needles!?
Alicia: Are the needles full of liquified skittles? Me: Don't worry Daddy! They're not after us!
Gerard: Yay!
Lyn-Z: Liquified skittles?! I want some!
Me/Gerard: NOOOO! -Tackle-
Lyn-Z: Aww...ow! Dammit that was my spleen!
Gerard: Sorry...heh heh.
Me: Moshy! Let's get my daddy and your daddy to take us for ice cream! Vampy too! Please daddy please?! -Puppy dog eyes-
Gerard: Ugh...okay. FRANK! We're getting ice cream!
Frank: YAY YAY YAY YAY!
Me, Lyn-Z, Gerard: ...
Me: Awkward silence at low low affordable warehouse prices at CRAZY FRANK'S STRAIGHT JACKET DISCOUNT EMPORIUM!
Frank: Due to a shipping error all these fine straight jackets in mint condition have to go now! The prices are so low that you'd think I'm crazy!
Jamia:...Why'd you have to encourage him Vampy?
Me: So daddy could sell Straight Jackets at low prices
Me: ICE CREAAAAAAAM!
Frank, Gerard, Lyn-Z, Jamia: ...why are our children crazy?
Me, Moshy Stephy, Vampi: Duh! We're related to YOU!
All: Touche... Me: WHERE'S MY LIQUIFIED SKITTLES?! Mikey:... Me: And why am I married to my Dad?
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:34 am
Somber_isis_Queen Ieros Baby567 vampiremistress1290 Ieros Baby567 Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290
Me: But Mikey! He's the nice man, in the nice white coat, with the nice candy, and nice big needlesMikey: I heard that!
Gerard: Needles!?
Alicia: Are the needles full of liquified skittles? Me: Don't worry Daddy! They're not after us!
Gerard: Yay!
Lyn-Z: Liquified skittles?! I want some!
Me/Gerard: NOOOO! -Tackle-
Lyn-Z: Aww...ow! Dammit that was my spleen!
Gerard: Sorry...heh heh.
Me: Moshy! Let's get my daddy and your daddy to take us for ice cream! Vampy too! Please daddy please?! -Puppy dog eyes-
Gerard: Ugh...okay. FRANK! We're getting ice cream!
Frank: YAY YAY YAY YAY!
Me, Lyn-Z, Gerard: ...
Me: Awkward silence at low low affordable warehouse prices at CRAZY FRANK'S STRAIGHT JACKET DISCOUNT EMPORIUM!
Frank: Due to a shipping error all these fine straight jackets in mint condition have to go now! The prices are so low that you'd think I'm crazy!
Jamia:...Why'd you have to encourage him Vampy?
Me: So daddy could sell Straight Jackets at low prices
Me: ICE CREAAAAAAAM!
Frank, Gerard, Lyn-Z, Jamia: ...why are our children crazy?
Me, Moshy Stephy, Vampi: Duh! We're related to YOU!
All: Touche... Me: WHERE'S MY LIQUIFIED SKITTLES?! Mikey:... Me: And why am I married to my Dad? Me: YOU'RE MARRIED TO YOUR DAD!?
Jimmy: Awkward.
Me: More awkward than being arrested while wearing a skirt?
Jimmy: ... Touche'.
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