cool The Best of Dueoh Helsite! (Part 2)
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: Sephiroth This Is It! The Final Bout!
: Can't We Just Be Civil About This?
: Are you kidding!? You Destroyed my home town and everything that ever made me...ME!!!
: Well Then...I can't Take That back but it was fun there for i am not sorry.
:.....and there for I shall not forgive you...PREPAIR YOURSELF!!!
: NO CLOUD DON'T!
: *Break Dances*
:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
: You've just been SERVED!!!
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Cloud: *whispers*See. I told you The Weapons are planning something.
Tifa: I dont know....
Cloud: Are you kidding me! look at them.
Aeris: They look like their having fun to me...
Cloud: WHAT!
Barret: What the @%#& kinda $&!# is this?
Yuffie: I'm not sure I can believe this...
Cloud: See, their on my side. somethings going on down there...
Cid: Yeah somethings goin on but I'm lost as %#$@...
Vincet: I've never seen such behavior...
Cloud: SHHHHHH....they're doing something...
Emerald: Would you like more tea Mr. Ruby?
Ruby: Oh no, but Teddy would love some ^__^ *holds up microscopic Teddy Bear with 2 claws*
Cait Sith: .........um, Cloud...
Cloud: SHHHH...
ninja They're blood thirsty killers
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Vincent: I need you to fix my gun...
Guns Repairman: ok, what seems to be the problem?
Vincent: for some reason it refuses to shoot...
Guns Repairman: here let me see it....um, Sir you did take the safety off, right?
Vincent: *puzzled look on face*.........
Guns Repairman: ...so you could shoot it.
Vincent: *puzzled look on face*.........
Guns Repairman: ...Sir it wont shoot with the safety on.
Vincent: *puzzled look on face*.........
Guns Repairman: ...*sigh* ~click~ there your gun is fixed sir...
Vincent: ^__^ Thank you! how much will that be?
Guns Repairman: *being Sarcastic* Gee I'm rounding up around 100,000 Gil.
Vincent: WHOA *jumps and accidently pulls the trigger*
eek !!!!!
Guns Repairman: X__X
Vincent:
eek ! .........
ninja ....*Grabs some amo and runs*
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Hojo: Ha! I will beat you with the power of Disco!!!
Aeris:
stare stop being stupid...
Hojo: Better Yet! Rollar Disco!!!
Aeris:
stare best check yourself before you dig your own grave...
Hojo: WAIT EVEN BETTER! The roller skates will be on my hands!!!
Aeris:
stare .......
Hojo: Cause you know what they say! A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush!
Aeris:
stare ............*takes Vincent's gun* ~BANG~~BANG~~BANG~
Vincent:
eek !........
Aeris:
stare and a gun in my hand is worth 3 shells to the head...*blows off gun and hands it to Vincent*
Vincent:
eek ..............
Aeris: ^__^ Picnic anyone?
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*cloud walks into the hotel room late at night*
Vincent: *setting on a chair and suddenly turns on a light* And where have you been?
Cloud: oh, um, i was out at the bar area.
Vincent: oh...who's Don King?...
Cloud: .....where'd you hear that name from?
Vincent: your selfphone went off while you were out. I picked it up...He said his name was Don King...
Cloud: oh, He's....someone i met in the Bar...He's new to Midgar, he hasnt been here long...
Vincent: oh...LONG ENOUGH TO GET YOUR CELL PHONE NUMBER! *runs away crying*
Cloud:
gonk No Vincent, It's not like that! Come back!
