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Nespin Fernagon Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:39 am
A PKer is a Player Killer.
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 12:00 pm
(Meanwhile elsewhere.)
Wizard epic cherry tapped to hell (Let's just call him bob.):*Respawns back in the PKer's den he has made his home with others of his ilk.* That b**** took all my stuff!
???: *Wearing the most intimidating of dragon bone armor.* I see you've run into epic as I have foreseen.*Gets up and strolls to bob casually.*
Bob: You lied to me Zan! You said that having that book would give me absolute power over noobs!!!
Zan: And it did, but epic is not a noob therefore is exempt to it, but my goal was for epic to take that book in the first place, you've done your job well.*Pulls out a sinister great sword and stabs bob with it.
bob: WTF!*Feels his life force being drained from him.* WTH?!
Zan: By the powers vested in me, you have been revoked of all your stats.*Bob fades away to nothingness.*
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 10:55 pm
epic-writer42 Sweets? You're talking to a gamer. When I say loot; that means gold, jewels, armor, weapons, items, and the clothes off my victims back.*Dumps the shiny loot on the table.* So anyways, I was walking back from my spawn point after blowing up, when I noticed that the area nearby was completely covered with the corpses of many newbies, like the kind that just started out, very heartbreaking really. Sitting on top of a large pile of them was this lvl 400 snobby elitist mage who was going all, "Hey baby, wanna hang with a real man?" just because I looked like a girl. So I asked him, "Are you the one who killed all these poor kids?" He says yes and try's to hit on me again. I go, "You want to play? Fine." I then start fighting him by gauging how strong he was, then giving him the worst cherry tapping he's ever received with the ancient scythe I have equipped. Utterly humiliated him, left him naked and unarmed.
So no sweets... I'm so sorry for your loss.
•○♣☼♣○•
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:15 pm
Miss Perfection epic-writer42 Sweets? You're talking to a gamer. When I say loot; that means gold, jewels, armor, weapons, items, and the clothes off my victims back.*Dumps the shiny loot on the table.* So anyways, I was walking back from my spawn point after blowing up, when I noticed that the area nearby was completely covered with the corpses of many newbies, like the kind that just started out, very heartbreaking really. Sitting on top of a large pile of them was this lvl 400 snobby elitist mage who was going all, "Hey baby, wanna hang with a real man?" just because I looked like a girl. So I asked him, "Are you the one who killed all these poor kids?" He says yes and try's to hit on me again. I go, "You want to play? Fine." I then start fighting him by gauging how strong he was, then giving him the worst cherry tapping he's ever received with the ancient scythe I have equipped. Utterly humiliated him, left him naked and unarmed.
So no sweets... I'm so sorry for your loss.
•○♣☼♣○•
I bet even if he did have candy, it would suck. >=P
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:28 pm
epic-writer42 I bet even if he did have candy, it would suck. >=P
Such an unfortunate turn of events.
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:34 pm
Miss Perfection epic-writer42 I bet even if he did have candy, it would suck. >=P
Such an unfortunate turn of events.
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Oh well, more pressing matters to deal with.*Takes out the giant tome and destroys it.* Old rubbish.
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:36 pm
epic-writer42 Oh well, more pressing matters to deal with.*Takes out the giant tome and destroys it.* Old rubbish.
*flicks a bomb your way* now don't go disrespecting books even if they are old and outdated talk2hand
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:51 pm
Miss Perfection epic-writer42 Oh well, more pressing matters to deal with.*Takes out the giant tome and destroys it.* Old rubbish.
*flicks a bomb your way* now don't go disrespecting books even if they are old and outdated talk2hand
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*Flicks bomb out of existence.* It was a book that in the wrong hands could give birth to a new anti epic. Old war, never want to see that happen again.
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 1:04 am
A world of echoes and fallen gods...
emotion_jawdrop YORU CAN HAS THE BOOKS?!
Where all is shadowed, no rights or wrongs...
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 3:48 am
epic-writer42 *Flicks bomb out of existence.* It was a book that in the wrong hands could give birth to a new anti epic. Old war, never want to see that happen again.
Bombs cost money you know, least you could do is let it blow off a limb or something. I mean it's not like you can't replace them *grumble*
Anyway no matter the content it's still a book. Yoru looks like he would take good care of it, pass them to him rather than trashing them.
Besides a war or two would probably be good for business.
•○♣☼♣○•
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 5:51 am
emotion_bigheart
Peace...
emotion_dealwithit
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:10 am
Miss Perfection epic-writer42 *Flicks bomb out of existence.* It was a book that in the wrong hands could give birth to a new anti epic. Old war, never want to see that happen again.
Bombs cost money you know, least you could do is let it blow off a limb or something. I mean it's not like you can't replace them *grumble*
Anyway no matter the content it's still a book. Yoru looks like he would take good care of it, pass them to him rather than trashing them.
Besides a war or two would probably be good for business.
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It's not like there's nothing outside of existence. (Outside existence.) Epitec-soldier43: How long has it been since I got sent here? When I get my hands on that epic, I'll make him p...*A bomb lands in his hand.*...Fudge!!!!*The bomb explodes.* (Back to epic.)I have already given yoru all the other books that I have looted. Perfy, I love a good book as much as the next person. This is one of those books though, the kind that usher in the apocalypse, not just any kind of war the one that doesn't just kill people but destroys their and their souls very existence. No way I can make money off that.
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 2:40 pm
epic-writer42 It's not like there's nothing outside of existence. (Outside existence.) Epitec-soldier43: How long has it been since I got sent here? When I get my hands on that epic, I'll make him p...*A bomb lands in his hand.*...Fudge!!!!*The bomb explodes.* (Back to epic.)I have already given yoru all the other books that I have looted. Perfy, I love a good book as much as the next person. This is one of those books though, the kind that usher in the apocalypse, not just any kind of war the one that doesn't just kill people but destroys their and their souls very existence. No way I can make money off that.
Exactly better the enemy you know and all that jazz. You don't quite know what's lurking out there.
Well you're not showing you love them by going around destroying them just because you don't consider them 'safe' I mean really it's the exact same stereotypical belief when it comes to the word 'weed' not like any plant is actually a weed it's only a human concept that a plant is a 'weed' which while considered a practical term it isn't correct.
Now it sounds like you're nattering on about the time war and frankly humans don't seem to be quite at that level.
Rather than blasting offending books just send them my direction and I'll add them to my collection or something. It's really better than destroying them.
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 3:32 pm
Miss Perfection epic-writer42 It's not like there's nothing outside of existence. (Outside existence.) Epitec-soldier43: How long has it been since I got sent here? When I get my hands on that epic, I'll make him p...*A bomb lands in his hand.*...Fudge!!!!*The bomb explodes.* (Back to epic.)I have already given yoru all the other books that I have looted. Perfy, I love a good book as much as the next person. This is one of those books though, the kind that usher in the apocalypse, not just any kind of war the one that doesn't just kill people but destroys their and their souls very existence. No way I can make money off that.
Exactly better the enemy you know and all that jazz. You don't quite know what's lurking out there.
Well you're not showing you love them by going around destroying them just because you don't consider them 'safe' I mean really it's the exact same stereotypical belief when it comes to the word 'weed' not like any plant is actually a weed it's only a human concept that a plant is a 'weed' which while considered a practical term it isn't correct.
Now it sounds like you're nattering on about the time war and frankly humans don't seem to be quite at that level.
Rather than blasting offending books just send them my direction and I'll add them to my collection or something. It's really better than destroying them.
•○♣☼♣○•
That was not just some book that I destroyed, but basically a unnatural way to become epic. It's like Sauron's ring.
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 3:54 pm
epic-writer42 That was not just some book that I destroyed, but basically a unnatural way to become epic. It's like Sauron's ring.
That was a ring and this is a book, don't start making apples to be oranges now. Besides sadly what's done is done. Just pass them to me before you do that again okay.
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