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 Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 5:29 pm
Chris Ganale Hell yeah, man. ********' CHECKBOOK-sized bitches that the Russians would cream themselves to have. xd ~_~ *Mikhail Stalin creams himself thinking of it's power.*
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 5:30 pm
Have you SEEN the first Predator, Raven? Those armnukes=about 5 megatons.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 5:34 pm
I've seen Predator, all the Alien movies, and read a few reviews of AVP 1 and 2, the games.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 5:35 pm
So there is going to be a sequel? Hardcore.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 5:36 pm
*Sighs, then puts AVP 1 and 2, THE GAMES in bold.*
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 5:37 pm
I knew they had one AVP game. Didn't know they made a second. Sue me. stare
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 5:40 pm
*Sues, assassinates Chris's lawyer(s), and wins all his money.* ^_^
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 5:40 pm
And.. becomes an AYB freak, like Chris, and Paradox, after looking the damn thing over finally.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 5:43 pm
His lawyer happens to be a Predator. You get yo' a** stomped into the ground, and your skull graces said Predator's right shoulder.
0wn3d.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 5:47 pm
*Takes out an M4A1 Pulse Rifle and lobs a 40mm grenade in the Predator's head, about blasting it apart, and then puts 50 10mm HE pulsar rounds in the Predator's torso and what remains of it's head.*
Pwn3d.
M4A1 Pulse Rifle = The assault rifle the marines used in Aliens.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 5:49 pm
Now, when I say that the Predator stomped your a** into the ground, I mean he went stealth, snuck around so you couldn't find him, then lobbed a VERY ******** BIG pulse blast at your feet. One that would make a boom when it hit. Meaning that you can't jump out of the way. So you're nixxed, because I 0wn3d you. xd
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 5:53 pm
*Shrugs and dies.*
*A random group of 8 Colonial Marines bust through the door carrying handheld miniguns and M4A1 pulse rifles. They put on thermal vision, which enables them to see the cloaked Predator. The group of Marines then proceed to completely pwn the Predator.*
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 5:54 pm
Just before dying, the Predator lights off his armnuke, no countdown.
BAMF.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 5:56 pm
Compresses time, and freezes you both solid.
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Owned.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 5:57 pm
Squall kills Ultimecia, thus time compression is pwned. blaugh
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