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 Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 8:31 pm
GrandMaster Draco_Lord Granted. Go watch My Little Pony Friendship is Magic! If you still feel depressed while watching that then not even Princess Celestia can help you. I wish I had the ability to make curry pour from my left hand. Granted. Your left hand now has some severe burns from the pouting hot curry. And it will burn some more once it touches blood. I wished the Broncos on their last game DX
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 8:37 pm
Um... granted? I think you are missing a word in there. So.... The Broncos are now playing their last game ever. Tomorrow. And then they will disband. I wish that I could read books at twice the speed of the greatest speed reader ever! Or boring I wish for a cat that was named Mr. Fluffy. P.S. Best corruption of a wish that I wished for, ever! Good job Karan.
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:03 pm
Granted, you now have a puppy named Mr. Fluffy! However, since you are a cruel person you put hot sauce in it's food, unknowingly killing it. emotion_donotwant
I wish I had gold. LOTS of gold.
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 7:05 pm
Too easy. Granted. You now have lots of gold bars! Over one million of them. Right above your head. Here they come! Falling down to crush you! Enjoy the gold.
I wish for the ability to make cupcakes.
And for boring people
I wish for a cupcake
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:07 am
Granted, but everything you touch becomes a cupcake and all the people you care for are now cupcakes and your're now destined to live alone in a icing filled world.
I wish they'd d start making playstation games again
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 2:36 pm
Wish Granted....Sony Blows up because someone had to pee before they bombed MC D's and when you cried Sony then said they will not rebuild because it's a waste
I wish that I was a lean mean fighting machine for satin
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 9:06 am
Wish Granted!
You an now fight amazingly, but only while wearing SATIN undies. Which by the way are exstinct >.>
I wish that I could afford stuff.
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 9:17 am
Granted you can now afford "stuff". Go buy somethin' nice, kay?
I wish I could die but not die.
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 10:22 am
Granted, you are now dead, and yet not dead. Stuck in an endless void where your body was decaying but your mind stayed strong, even as they buried you in your lonely grave.
I wish for knowledge of whatever I want, when I want.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 8:46 am
Granted, but one day you ask for a bit more than you should. Your brain explodes from too much knowledge.
I wish Chuck Norris would beat me up.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:22 am
No body can make Chuck Norris do anything! So I can't grant this wish.
I wish I had a box that would duplicate what ever is put into it.
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 11:56 am
Wish granted but some one farted and the methane is now duplicated endlessly
I wish i can beat every game
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 10:15 pm
Granted. Unfortunately, after beating every game you realize you had no other life meaning.
I wish for a Labramon heart
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 1:15 am
Wish granted! THE BAN HAMMER HAS SPOKEN!
I wish that this burn on my wrist would piss off.
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 2:06 pm
Granted, but now your wrist smells like pee
I wish that I could find a cure for my castleville addiction...
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