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 Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:31 pm
Well, I don't bartend much lately, but I do take care of the books and payroll and everything...
Hey, what's this?
*points at the fanfic-reality gun*
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:34 pm
I wouldn't mess with that Wally... It's part of a new security system
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:46 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:49 pm
::Tony leans in and looks at the weapon.::
Neat tech. It suspends the victim in mid-air and beams some sort of telepathic message directly into their brain. Where'd you get it?
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:14 pm
So, what, it puts a stern warning into the brains of people who try to steal from the till? Can I see?
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:30 pm
Wally trust me you DON'T want to see... gonk
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:31 pm
Mister Tony Stark ::Tony leans in and looks at the weapon.::
Neat tech. It suspends the victim in mid-air and beams some sort of telepathic message directly into their brain. Where'd you get it? I had Cyborg make it for me... Mostly cause people keep trying to steal beer and wreck the place.
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:33 pm
Well I mean, as the manager here, I should know what sort of disciplinary measures you're putting into place. I don't want them to be too harsh, you know? This is a place for hanging out an being chill.
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:34 pm
Oh, Cassie, come on. Let his see. Then he can try on it on me. I want to see it affects my armor.
::Tony spins the weapon around and powers it up.::
Hold still, Wally.
::Tony hits Wally with the beam....and suddenly Wally sees what cannot be unseen, an oiled up Wally massaging an oiled up Tony.::
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:35 pm
Wh-wh-wh-
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:37 pm
What!? Cassie, what is this thing!?
::Tony powers down the weapon and grabs Wally.::
Wally! Are you okay?
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:39 pm
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:44 pm
::Tony grabs a bottled water and splashes it on Wally's face.::
Wally! Speak to me!
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:45 pm
It's a slash fan-fiction beam...Why did you do that to him? Why?! All you had to do was read the disclaimers I have up all over the bar... gonk
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:47 pm
Slash fan fiction? Why would you even....
::Tony shakes his head::
I missed the signs. C'mon, Wally...how bad could it have been? Powell and Lex?
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