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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 8:54 pm
Do the dead ever come back here?
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 8:56 pm
Constantly. Except for Tad Ryerstad...he's a bit of a glitch in the system.
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 8:57 pm
Really. How about the not-actually-dead-but-more-like-simply-ceased-to-exist-as-an-autonomous-beings? Do those come back?
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:09 pm
Brainiac 5 described the phenomenon in his journal. Due to the nature of the Nexus and the Hearts that power it, people who enter it can experience time skipping and hypertime variance. At any given point in time, you can become any version of yourself from your own timeline. I imagine that if a version of one's self simply stopped existing then the Hearts could re-empower that being if they wanted.
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I know I sound like I'm anthropomorphising the Hearts but they did take on the form of...well...one of them was human.
::Tony takes sip from his shake-tini.::
I'm just a dabbler into the nature of the Nexus. Braniac is the expert.
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 6:12 am
Now. Isn't that food for thought...
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 5:21 pm
*descends from the rafters on a rope totally like Mission Impossible*
Beer for me...
*hums the MI theme song and snags a beer*
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2012 12:43 pm
Chris Powell *descends from the rafters on a rope totally like Mission Impossible* Beer for me... *hums the MI theme song and snags a beer* *Alarm system goes off... and a beam blasts Chris to actually become stuck in a slash fanfiction called The Fast and The Fortified.. starring Wally West and Tony Stark.*
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2012 3:24 pm
What, what, what!? AUGH!
*Chris experiences a tearing sensation as the fabric of reality is written. He lands in Tony's penthouse where Wally West is giving Tony Stark a high speed massage. In the nude.*
WHAT THE WHAT!?
*Chris armors up and jumps off the balcony....to land back inside the same penthouse full of Cassie's gross fantasies.*
WHERE'S MY LAWYER! I AM SO SUING AND GETTING A RESTRAINING ORDER!
*Chris pulls out the Legion Ring he forgot to give back to Brainy and starts shaking it.*
TENZIL!!! HELP!!! I NEED LEGAL HELP!!!
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2012 3:32 pm
*gates into the bar*
CEASE AND DESIST!
*turns off the beam suspending Powell in a bizarre, twisted reality, causing him to fall hard on the floor*
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2012 3:40 pm
*falls to the floor of the Bistro*
OW!
*the five bucks he had to pay for the beer fell out of right hand*
TENZ! Thank Thorsus!
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2012 3:54 pm
Greetings, Client Lad! What litigious deeds are we embarking on today?
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2012 4:01 pm
Cassie Sandsmark put me into an alternate reality and forced me to observe Wally West and Tony Stark engaged in...sex stuff!Just because I tried to get a beer.
*picks up his five dollar bill*
She's been sexually harassing me with these slash fan fics! I want a restraining order and suing! Lots of suing!
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2012 5:20 pm
Gnawesome! Oh, wait. Doesn't the judge for this district own this establishment?
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2012 6:15 pm
Uh, yes. So....let's not sue him and just sue Cassie. Yes.
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2012 7:57 pm
*Pops up from nowhere.*
Powell! You're a creep! So, if Cassie will have me, I'll take her case! We'll countersue and get YOU restrained from entering the Bistro! Because. . . you're a creep!
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