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 Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 6:42 pm
AND HIDE THE WOMEN AND THEIR PANNIES! pirate
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:11 pm
Chris Powell AND HIDE THE WOMEN AND THEIR PANNIES! pirate
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:44 pm
GAH!
*falls out of the rafters*
UNCLEAN, UNCLEAN!
*runs out of the Bistro*
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:18 pm
*peeks in and sees no sign of Cassie*
Sweeeeeeeeeet.
*heads behind the bar*
I am now the bartender! What will you have, sir? Well, I believe I will have a beer! Good choice!
*gets a beer*
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:24 pm
* as Chris attempts to get a beer he activates a trap in which a bunch of Slash fan fiction drops down on him. Cassie comes out from no where with a blaster*
"Stop! Thief! Or be prepared to be stuck in a world of fan-girlishness and spelling errors!"
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:30 pm
GAH! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!
*flails about*
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:34 pm
" Pay for your drink or I will blast you into Namor's Wet and Slippery, Slip and Slide Beach Party Special Edition!" scream
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:36 pm
No one ever made me pay before! Not even Wally!
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:41 pm
" This isn't a charity! If the books don't add up then Lucifer will have my butt!"
Cassie pointed the blaster at Chris as it glowed warming up.
"This isn't a normal gun Chris. If I blast you with this you REALLY will be trapped in one of those Slash fan fiction stories..I wonder which one it'll be the Wolverine- Gambit XXX Men or Aliens and Batmen...?"
Cassie scoffed
"I can't believe you think you can constantly drink here without paying! I'm increasing security! Consider this a warning!"
Hangs up disclaimers stating:' Thieves, or any unauthorized personal who try to sneak behind the counter or get any alcohol without the assistance of an employee may be trapped inside a disturbing Slash fanfiction'.
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:48 pm
FINE, FINE!
*a hand full of money pops out of the pile of money*
I don't even know why I date you in the alternate high school world I visited. You're mean.
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:52 pm
*takes some of the cash and hands Chris the change then releases him from his prison of fan fiction. Cassie quirked up an eyebrow*
"Me.. date you? Never in a million years...I have standards . Now Tony Stark ...Mmmm.."
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:00 pm
NO! It was that alternate high school world I went to. And Hartley was there hanging with the bad kids and you were my high school version's girlfriend...and some blonde girl with a big chest was chasing me.
It was all very strange.
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:14 pm
Yeah... sure Chris... Next your gonna say Dani was there too.. were we all wearing Japanese high school uniforms?
Cassie gave him a strange look.
"I don't wanna know about your weird high school girl fantasies about me. For goodness sake's your married!!!"
Shakes her head
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:17 pm
She was too! And this wasn't a fantasy!
*crosses his arms*
Blondes aren't my thing! Clarice is...all purple and hot. Mmmm... heart
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:20 pm
*blink*
"You called?"
wink
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