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 Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 7:33 pm
Lucifer Morningstar I have been experimenting with crossbreeding the latest stock with mojitos to make mojitinis, if you would care to try one.
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 7:35 pm
*disaster! The only perspective on the floor is that of large, crush-worthy feet! Loki dashes to and fro before latching onto something safe - Cassie's pant leg. Loki dashes inside and starts climbing up her leg, hopefully to safety*
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 7:37 pm
*a delicate mojitini flutters in on dragonfly wings, buzzing with a promise of alcohol and lime, alighting on Cassie's shoulder*
Now don't spill. The mint is corrosive to cotton fibers.
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 7:39 pm
Kid Loki Laufeyson *disaster! The only perspective on the floor is that of large, crush-worthy feet! Loki dashes to and fro before latching onto something safe - Cassie's pant leg. Loki dashes inside and starts climbing up her leg, hopefully to safety*
Starts jumping around as hamster Loki is climbing her leg. " YOU PERVERT!!!!"Lassos her own leg and zaps herself with lighting also zapping hamster Loki
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 7:41 pm
Hahahahahaha! It's funny cause it's not me!
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 7:41 pm
Squeak!!!!
*to escape the zappage, Loki climbs up further, making his way now into cleavage territory*
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 7:46 pm
*securitinis swoop around Cassie, trying to snatch Loki away but mostly only succeeding in spilling vodka on her*
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 7:46 pm
*Loki is now soaking wet in vodka and firmly trapped between Cassie's bosom*
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 7:48 pm
*pulls out his cell phone and starts snapping pictures*
Sweet!
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 7:49 pm
"GAHHH! YOU WILL DIE FOR THIS!!!"
Grabs hamster Loki from out of her clothes. Squeezing the life outta him with her amazonian strength and then trying her lasso around him zapping him over and over again with lighting bolts.
" YOU PERVERTED GOD! QUICK SOMEONE HAND ME A KNIFE!!!"
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 7:51 pm
Now now, Cassie. This bar is a murder free zone.
*snatches hamtser Loki and deposits him in a cut crystal tumbler.*
Restitution of some kind must be paid, however.
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 7:52 pm
*gives Cassie the wibbliest of sad, hamster-wibble faces* 
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 7:53 pm
*sends the pics to his Spacebook page before Cassie realizes he has them*
Hamster murder is wrong,
*nods solemnly*
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 7:56 pm
*looks at hamster Loki*
" You are so getting charged for that crystal tumbler... By the way..I'm not making you any more milkshakes"
*groans as she walks off to find a towel*
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 7:57 pm
She always uses customer service as a weapon.
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I need a beer.
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