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 Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:03 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:05 pm
So call me may- *snrch!*
rofl
Ah, I tried! I did! The bard who enscribed that song should be hung by their toenails.
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:06 pm
*mopes his way in for a beer*
Rassinfrassin Jack....
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:07 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:09 pm
GAH!
*jumps*
WHOZZAT!?
*peers at the kid*
You...you look...familiar.
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:10 pm
I am Loki, prince of Asgard, son of Laufey, child of Odin and Thor's brother. This is Ikol. He's a magpie. Sometimes, he eats worms.
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:12 pm
Loki.
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The same Loki who tortured this Nexus with the insipid lyrics of Lady Gaga, attentionwhore from Hell!? GAH! I SHOULD KILL YOU! DO YOU KNOW HOW ANNOYING THAT WAS WITH YOUR STUPID INTERPRETATIVE DANCE AND ATTENTIONWHORE MUSIC!?
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:14 pm
Er.
Which question should I answer first?
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:17 pm
You recycled the Phantom's nutso plan to toss out power rings like Pez and wrapped it up bass thumping dance dreck! They brought in a X-Man whose mutant power is to understand any language or code and HE STILL COULDN'T UNDERSTAND YOUR INTERPRETATIVE DANCE REVEAL BECAUSE IT MADE NO SENSE.
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AND YOU HIT WALLY WEST WITH A JEEP WRANGLER!
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:19 pm
Urr....no?
No, that was not me. That was some other Loki.
*backs up a few steps and gives Ikol a really dirty look*
Some other Loki who isn't around now and whose tastes in music are much, much less cool than mine.
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:20 pm
So you didn't try and trick me into giving you my wife's hair? Or try to ruin my wedding by attacking it like a douche?
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:23 pm
No, that was all definitely some completely other Loki. Some other, bad, very bad, rotten, awful, terrible Loki who did terrible things and completely FORGETS to mention them even when asked.
*backs up a few more steps as the magpie chirps innocently and perches above the door*
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:23 pm
"Chris calm down...it wasn't him.This Loki's much better looking..." 4laugh
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:24 pm
How about when you tried to trick that 16 year old witch girl to sleep with you...SO GROSS! YOU'RE LIKE...5000 years old!
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A JEEP WRANGLER ON THE WATCHTOWER PLAYING "BAD ROMANCE" OVER AND OVER!
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:26 pm
I did what?!
*looks at the magpie, who's preening a particularily stubborn feather*
I mean, no! Still not me! I've only been in the Nexus for a few days! Check my Spacebook page!
*dashes out of the bar*
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