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 Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:37 pm
Cloud: Barret?....Did you really destroy your hometown?
Barret: No no no...you see here's what happen
~I was a little boy playing with a friend, we saw this old man and he told up to fetch him a bucket of water. When we came back the old man was gone and we just went back to town. Then we saw him again...this time he was wearing old begger cloths and then he looked at us and said "I WANTED MY BUCKET OF WATER!" Then he sprouted wings and flew away. Then he came back with this enchanted squarl the had a bomb inside of him and he blew the other forest creatures up. The people thought i did it but i said "No please, I am just a boy" But they were mad at me and banished me without any other words...Then i found this enchanted gengier bread house where I...~
Cloud: I ASKED ABOUT YOUR HOME TOWN!!! NOT YOUR DAMN LIFE DREAMS!!!
Barret: Oh Yeah...*Flashes back*
~*Bombs going off, trains crashing through rocks and buildings, Ladies crying, The Town mime being a mime, Satalite beams blasting the homes, Children running to parents, and Barret standing atop a house shooting at people with an evil smile*~
Barret: um...There was a Mako leak and someone lit a match...
Cloud: ^_^ I knew you were not guilty the whole time!
Barret: ...Yes...Indeed...
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:54 pm
*Jenova stares at her self in the mirror in shock*
Jenova: My GOD...I'm Delishous!!!
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:07 pm
Cloud: &%^&$^*
Barret: Watch the language Cloud
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:34 pm
In the tunnel before the sector 5 reactor
Cloud: Wow, I didn't know Midgar could train troops this fast. I'm sure I've killed well over 450,000,000 of these little red bastards and they just keep coming.
Tifa: Didn't you know Cloud? Midgar clones their best troops.
Cloud: Wait, if these are Midgar's best troops...
Tifa: Cloud, I'm the person killing the troops, you're sitting in the corner drinking with Barret and playing hopscotch. sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 3:44 am
Deaths Apprentice In the tunnel before the sector 5 reactor Cloud: Wow, I didn't know Midgar could train troops this fast. I'm sure I've killed well over 450,000,000 of these little red bastards and they just keep coming. Tifa: Didn't you know Cloud? Midgar clones their best troops. Cloud: Wait, if these are Midgar's best troops... Tifa: Cloud, I'm the person killing the troops, you're sitting in the corner drinking with Barret and playing hopscotch. sweatdrop Barret: 123, 124, 125, 126..ect.
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:35 am
Cloud:*fishing* AH SEAGULL!!! Damn that bird to hell! *calls up everyone gathering them to His house* We have an new enemy.. mad *Tifa stops Cloud from calling anyone*
Tifa: How are we going to save the effing world? Cid's either dead or doesn't want anything to do with us. Yuffie's in prison. The Cait Sith robot you asked SO much to keep's skin fell off, then it rusted cause you left it outside. Vincent went back to sleep for killing his child as a sin. Aeris is dead. RedXII is still pissed that he had to be neutered after attacking another woman's leg. Barret is still paying for Marlene's schooling.I'm pregeant, and your not leaving ME to go after some seagull that attacked you cause you think your gonna become a commercial fisherman! scream stressed
Cloud: Man! That was so mean. What the hell? gonk
Tifa: I've been penting that up for a few years... blaugh
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:57 am
lol blaugh rofl domokun gonk xp ninja
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:06 am
Cid: Hey Cloud...
Cloud: yes... stare
Cid:I'LL BE TAKING THAT TINY BACON!!*runs off with Clouds bacon*
Cloud: The pain hurts.. sad
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:28 am
onishi-kuri Cid: Hey Cloud... Cloud: yes... stare Cid:I'LL BE TAKING THAT TINY BACON!!*runs off with Clouds bacon* Cloud: The pain hurts.. sad Reeve:*snickers in corner* Little does he know, tha..... Cloud: REEVE!! QUIT STEALING MY DAMN BACON!!! scream
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:41 am
Deaths Apprentice onishi-kuri Cid: Hey Cloud... Cloud: yes... stare Cid:I'LL BE TAKING THAT TINY BACON!!*runs off with Clouds bacon* Cloud: The pain hurts.. sad Reeve:*snickers in corner* Little does he know, tha..... Cloud: REEVE!! QUIT STEALING MY DAMN BACON!!! scream Vincent: Hey Cloud, just thought I'd stop by, HEY IS THAT BACON?!?! Cloud: yeah... Vincent: May I partake? Cloud: Most certainly blaugh stare HEY?! YOUR STEALING MY BACON!! Vincent: You said I could have some.. Cloud: I said you may PARTAKE! Vincent: scream stare *runs away with more* Cloud: scream
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:26 pm
onishi-kuri Deaths Apprentice onishi-kuri Cid: Hey Cloud... Cloud: yes... stare Cid:I''LL BE TAKING THAT TINY BACON!!*runs off with Clouds bacon* Cloud: The pain hurts.. sad Reeve:*snickers in corner* Little does he know, tha..... Cloud: REEVE!! QUIT STEALING MY DAMN BACON!!! scream Vincent: Hey Cloud, just thought I''d stop by, HEY IS THAT BACON?!?! Cloud: yeah... Vincent: May I partake? Cloud: Most certainly blaugh stare HEY?! YOUR STEALING MY BACON!! Vincent: You said I could have some.. Cloud: I said you may PARTAKE! Vincent: scream stare *runs away with more* Cloud: scream Cloud: "Well at least I still have my sausage." Barret:"Hey Cloud was u- HOLY CRAP SAUSAGE!! CAN I HA-" Cloud:"GET AWAY FROM MY SAUSAGE!" *summons evil banana* Evil Banana:"HA ha ha haaa, bow down to my pow-" Barret:*eats banana* "Thanks! It''s just what I wanted!" Cloud:....... stressed
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:26 pm
Cloud: (To Aeris) So...death, eh? How's that working out for you?
Or...
Barret: I like papayas.
Vincent: PAPAYAS!? scream
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:30 pm
Sayneveralways onishi-kuri Deaths Apprentice onishi-kuri Cid: Hey Cloud... Cloud: yes... stare Cid:I''''LL BE TAKING THAT TINY BACON!!*runs off with Clouds bacon* Cloud: The pain hurts.. sad Reeve:*snickers in corner* Little does he know, tha..... Cloud: REEVE!! QUIT STEALING MY DAMN BACON!!! scream Vincent: Hey Cloud, just thought I''''d stop by, HEY IS THAT BACON?!?! Cloud: yeah... Vincent: May I partake? Cloud: Most certainly blaugh stare HEY?! YOUR STEALING MY BACON!! Vincent: You said I could have some.. Cloud: I said you may PARTAKE! Vincent: scream stare *runs away with more* Cloud: scream Cloud: "Well at least I still have my sausage." Barret:"Hey Cloud was u- HOLY CRAP SAUSAGE!! CAN I HA-" Cloud:"GET AWAY FROM MY SAUSAGE!" *summons evil banana* Evil Banana:"HA ha ha haaa, bow down to my pow-" Barret:*eats banana* "Thanks! It''''s just what I wanted!" Cloud:....... stressed Cloud: THAT''S IT!!!!!! I''m gonna kick your asses right now!!! *summons Neo KOTR (is an upgraded version of KOTR tha was made up by me xd ) Barret: WTF? That thing doesn''t even exist!!!!! Cloud: Yeah it does! Watch *Neo KOTR de-integrates Barret* Vincent: sweatdrop *tries to be cool* Hmph, that things no match for me... Neo KOTR: *roars* Vincent: *screams like a girl* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs away* Cloud: Oh hell no you don''t!!! Rip off Vincent''s head!! Neo KOTR: *rips off his head* Everyone: eek
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:45 pm
cloud: i was actually happy sephiroth killed aeris
sephiroth surprised ne day i want to find true love and give up killing people
aeris biggrin IE FLOWERS AND ANYONE WHO COMES WITHIN TEN FEET NEAR ME MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA twisted *starts exploding things with bazooka*
barret: i think swearing is a sin *prays to god*
tina: i actually am a hooker
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:58 pm
kaitoro cloud: i was actually happy sephiroth killed aeris sephiroth surprised ne day i want to find true love and give up killing people aeris biggrin IE FLOWERS AND ANYONE WHO COMES WITHIN TEN FEET NEAR ME MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA twisted *starts exploding things with bazooka* barret: i think swearing is a sin *prays to god* tina: i actually am a hooker It's tifa stare
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