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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:23 pm
"Oh we will will we?" *loops a piece of Hartley's hair around his finger only to realize it's a rat's tail. Immediately he drops it*
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:24 pm
Rex Mason Chris, I don't think anyone speaks "A Boy and His Monster" here so I'm guessing you're safe. And damn you, Guy. I mean Outsiders was fun and all, until it went all kinds of batshit and killed my wife and stuff. Gotta see if I got anything new in this U. Hope so. They're bringing Swamp Thing back. I'm sure if that walkijng salad bar is in, you can't be far behind.
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:25 pm
No way! You'll blab it all over the place! Everyone will know about it afterwards.
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Plus, Brainy will put your mind in a frog if you mess this up.
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:27 pm
Put my brain in a frog? What is this, Dragonball Z? Do I look like Captain Ginyu?!?
You WILL tell me, or I'll beat you up!
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:28 pm
::Hartley's resistance has been completely breached, and he's now making out with Wallace::
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:32 pm
And then I'll tell Doreen what you did!
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:34 pm
Firstly, she don't scare me. Secondly, when I tell her that you're a panty thief, she'll put a delay on punishing me to get to you!
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:36 pm
I thought that was Wells. New guy looked familiar but nobody but Wells has that ability on a man.
*Grabs two beers and tosses one to Guy*
So what you up to? They doing the JLI in the New U?
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:38 pm
I HAVE NOT RAIDED A PANNIE IN YEARS!
And everyone knows Doreen whips you like a jockey in the Kentucky Derby. You should be afraid of her.
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:38 pm
Yep. They've got me on a team with Ice again heart I mean stare
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:40 pm
I saw that! Good for them, hopefully that bullshit from Lord isn't kicked in and you guys can get back to being on of the best damn couples we had. I mean, not as good as Barda and Miracle, but you guys were adorable.
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:42 pm
Well, maybe. But now that Soupy Sales is separated from Lois, Ice might think she could do better . . . sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:44 pm
Pffft like that's gonna last long. Supes and Lois not together, what are they crazy? Oh wait, they just rebooted their entire universe, forgot.
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:46 pm
*Wallace is making out with Hartley*
Hartley "Skin Flute" Piper
Rating: 10
That's one pipe Wallace would like to play.
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 9:01 pm
And with that bit of colorful commentary I will be making my leave. You kids have fun now, ya hear!
*Rex evaporates through the ceiling.*
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