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 Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:33 pm
*Sees Snow and her cubs and goes to them*
" Oh! I love love love little children"
* gives each of the cubs and Snow a cookie*
" Isn't it just sweetness, most splendrific day."
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:34 pm
The lights in the Bistro dim.
Pink candles light up, illuminating the Bistro in all of its Love Love HQ glory.
The jukebox turns on all on its own...
"He works hard for the money
so hard for it honey
He works hard for the money
so you better treat him right
He works hard for the money
so hard for it honey
He works hard for the money
so you better treat him right!"
And he appears atop the stage, dancing and flexing in the spotlight!
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:40 pm
::the kids are happily munching on cookies when Snow starts trying to cover their eyes.::
"TURN AROUND! DON'T LOOK
but mommy, why..
Just DO IT
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:42 pm
OOoooooooooooooOOOOOOO, it's my kawaaaaii WIFEY-CHAN!
SUGOI, WIFEY-CHAAAAAN!!!
*hops up and down on the table giving the "V" for victory fingers*
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:43 pm
" It's a happy happy love love celebration"
* gets a mic and hands it to Snow*
" Co'mon sing us a happy happy song with cherry flavored rainbow sprinkles on top"
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:49 pm
**hops onto the bar and dances over Snow, thrusting and gyrating**
Tips are acceptable. Cash is preferred but all major charge cards are agreeable.
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:53 pm
RUN, KIDS. RUN! IT'S TOO HORRIBLE FOR WORDS! RUN LEST IT SCAR YOUR LITTLE MINDS!
what is she talking about?
Why is everything so sparkly
Who is "wifey-man?"
Why does that girl seem familiar..?
Agh! Huurrryyy~
::she turns and starts pushing the kids out the door, who look at each other, confused::
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:56 pm
BAI BAI WIFEY-CHAAAAAAN! BAI BAI!
*gives a happy wave as she bounces up and down*
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:58 pm
To much Wuv Wuv for dem? Oh well. More sugar for me.
* stuffs her face with a cupcakes swallows then starts singing*
Bow chika bow wow, That's what my baby says!
Mow mow mow and my heart starts pumpin'
Chika chika chu whop
Never Gonna Stop Gitchi Gitchi Goo means That I Love You
My baby's got her own way of talking
Whenever she says something sweet
And she knows it's my world she's a-rockin'
Though my vocabulary's incomplete
And Though it may sound confusing
Sometimes I wish she'd give it to me straight
But I never feel like I'm Losing (losing)
When I take the time to translate
That's what I'm talking 'bout
Bow chika bow wow, That's what my baby says!
Mow mow mow and my heart starts pumpin'
Chika chika chu whop
Never Gonna Stop Gitchi Gitchi Goo means That I Love You
When I don't know what to do (I don't know what to do)
But I think I'm getting through (I think I'm getting through)
'Cause when I say I Love You (I Say I Love You)
She says I Gitchi Gitchi Goo You Too!
Don't need a Dictionary
(I said A) Bow chika bow wow, That's what my baby says!
Mow mow mow and my heart starts pumpin'
Chika chika chu whop
Never Gonna Stop Gitchi Gitchi Goo means That I Love You (Baby, Baby...)
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 6:00 pm
**spins around like a top in a timeless dance move and then backs up ... gets a running start and slllllllllliiiiiiiides across the bar counter.... right up until the oily body on a smooth surface plays its role and he slides right off the end....**
CRASH!
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 6:03 pm
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
*gets crashed into as Achilles slides across the bar and crashes head-first into the jukebox so that just her legs and VERY LACY LITTLE GIRL PANNIES stick out*
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 6:07 pm
" Oh my pink sugary candy stars! "
Grabs her wand and waves it around.
" While a juke box is fine and dandy... change now Sweet Pink Balls of Cotton Candy!"
Achilles and Bigby land in a huge thing of cotton candy.
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 6:08 pm
YAAAAY!
*eats her way out of her predicament before noticing Achilles seeing her pannies*
EEEEK! ECCHI!
*conjured a MAGICAL LOVE LOVE POWER WAND and uses it to smack Achilles so hard that he flies through the wall*
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 6:21 pm
((I'm sorry, but Bigby wearing tiny, lacy girl panties is pure blasphemy. BLASPHEMY, I SAY! lol ))
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 7:41 pm
Huh. Well, this is something you don't see every day.
*mixes himself a Manhattan*
And I must say, for good reason.
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