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 Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:15 pm
*Walks up to Lucifer, looking up at him*
Because that princess lady is here. Hi. I'm Layla Miller. I know stuff.
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:16 pm
*Cupcake neighs in outrage*
She's not a horse! She's a unicorn! Well and a Pegasus, but mostly not just a horse!
*marches up to Lucifer and stares at him indignantly*
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:18 pm
*Looks down at Amy, eyes blazing with hellfire*
Is it, horse, unicorn or hamster, housetrained?
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:20 pm
*shrinks away*
You are radiating a heat that is frizzing my hair and terrifying my soul....YES! Yes she is a civilized unicorn and flushes every time!
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:22 pm
*Leaves and brings Amy a bag of frozen blackberries*
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:23 pm
Layla Rose Miller *Walks up to Lucifer, looking up at him* Because Amy Winston's here. Hi. I'm Layla Miller. I know stuff. You appear to know the painfully obvious. *turns away from the girls* She can stay as long as she doesn't cause a mess. ....not that this place isn't hideously out of repair and tacky as Yaweh's phallic tower.*waves his hands and a polished black marble floor expands outwards in all directions, climbing up the walls in silver flecked pillars, punctuated with stained glass garden vistas*
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:26 pm
Layla Rose Miller *Leaves and brings Amy a bag of frozen blackberries* Oh thank you! We shall have smoothies now, would you like one? I'm trying to cheer up Cupcake, she's lonely being the only unicorn in this nexus. *Cupcake flicks her tails slowly back and forth, absorbed in the spectacle of marble expanding before her, black, like her soul*
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:26 pm
Lucifer Morningstar Layla Rose Miller *Walks up to Lucifer, looking up at him* Because Amy Winston's here. Hi. I'm Layla Miller. I know stuff. You appear to know the painfully obvious. *turns away from the girls* She can stay as long as she doesn't cause a mess. ....not that this place isn't hideously out of repair and tacky as Yaweh's phallic tower.*waves his hands and a polished black marble floor expands outwards in all directions, climbing up the walls in silver flecked pillars, punctuated with stained glass garden vistas* Which is why I came here today. You're supposed to hire me. I can do work here. I've already organized Remy's office.
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:28 pm
Layla Rose Miller Which is why I came here today. You're supposed to hire me. I can do work here. I've already organized Remy's office. Are you even old enough? Nevermind, I don't care. *plucks the frozen blackberries from Amy's hands and tosses them at Layla* Your tryout is to make these smoothies, and they must be delicious enough that the pony in the corner stops crying all over my freshly existent floors.
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:31 pm
Oh, yes! Have you ever made smoothies before? I always add a little honey instead of sugar, it gives the fruit more depth of flavor.
Also...
*discretely hands Layla a bottle of topshelf vodka*
Cupcake is, er, really rather depressed right now, and needs a little special attention in hers.
*Cupcake prances on top of a table, sorting her CDs, looking for Smashing Pumpkins*
Lots of special attention.
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:35 pm
*shoos the pony off the tables, now a gleaming hardwood with crystal piano vases filled with roses*
Get down! Your hooves will scratch the finish!
What is wrong with her? Not enough sparkle in the last My Little Pony episode?
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:35 pm
No problem miss. And don't worry, I also know what it's like to be all alone.
*Layla sets off with the blackberries to make smoothies*
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:45 pm
*stares wide-eyed at the room*
You have impeccable taste. Are you a king? No princes I know are such good decorators.
*sits at one of the tables*
And these are so comfortable!
It's just, you see, Cupcake is lonely. We came to this dimension because Gemworld stopped existing except it sort of does but now it's all twisted and Dark Opal's evil OTHER son, Dan, runs things now and it's all so terrible. But there aren't any other unicorns here and Cupcake is feeling terribly culturally alienated. I don't want to this nexus is oppressing her, but I've heard Crying quite enough times for one night thank you, no matter how talented Mr. Orbison is.
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:49 pm
Amy Winston Are you a king? No princes I know are such good decorators. I'm both, actually. Now then. About your unicorn. *eyes the moping quadruped* Do you think if there were some other unicorns around here, she would stop listening to Skeeter Davis on the jukebox?
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:54 pm
*Cupcake glares at Lucifer before pointedly and viciously pushing the button for Linkin Park*
*Amy turns and looks and Lucifer meaningfully*
I think more unicorns would make things better than this.
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