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 Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:13 pm
Deaths Apprentice Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Shin-ra Soldier 1: Hey, he's still moving. Shin-ra Soldier 2: *shoots the man in the face with a rocket launcher* Fixed it. smile Zombie Random man: Brainsssssssss Shin-ra Soldier 1: Crap he's a zombie... Shin-ra Soldier 2: What do we do! Shin-ra Soldier 1: Oh I know! *summons phoenix* Ha take that stupid zombie! Zombie random man: *dies* Bbbbbb-raaaaaa-insssssssssss *Zombie Cloud trips over Random Zombie man and lands on the Blow up the world button* Zombie Cloud: WAAAAIT!! HOLD IT!! Why the HELL is there just a random BLOW UP THE WORLD BUTTON placed underneath a bridge that is currently a participant in a mass suicide?! scream *FF VII Earth goes boom* Zombie Aeris: This movie sucks. -_- Zombie Cloud's bloody head: Yeah no kidding... Zombie Barret: Damnit.... I didn't get a chance to spank Marlene crying Zombie Aeris: Awww! There, there barret...
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:06 pm
Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Shin-ra Soldier 1: Hey, he's still moving. Shin-ra Soldier 2: *shoots the man in the face with a rocket launcher* Fixed it. smile Zombie Random man: Brainsssssssss Shin-ra Soldier 1: Crap he's a zombie... Shin-ra Soldier 2: What do we do! Shin-ra Soldier 1: Oh I know! *summons phoenix* Ha take that stupid zombie! Zombie random man: *dies* Bbbbbb-raaaaaa-insssssssssss *Zombie Cloud trips over Random Zombie man and lands on the Blow up the world button* Zombie Cloud: WAAAAIT!! HOLD IT!! Why the HELL is there just a random BLOW UP THE WORLD BUTTON placed underneath a bridge that is currently a participant in a mass suicide?! scream *FF VII Earth goes boom* Zombie Aeris: This movie sucks. -_- Zombie Cloud's bloody head: Yeah no kidding... Zombie Barret: Damnit.... I didn't get a chance to spank Marlene crying Zombie Aeris: Awww! There, there barret... Zombie Cid: *murders Zombie Barret* You damn disgusting *****!!! scream
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:14 pm
Deaths Apprentice Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Shin-ra Soldier 1: Hey, he's still moving. Shin-ra Soldier 2: *shoots the man in the face with a rocket launcher* Fixed it. smile Zombie Random man: Brainsssssssss Shin-ra Soldier 1: Crap he's a zombie... Shin-ra Soldier 2: What do we do! Shin-ra Soldier 1: Oh I know! *summons phoenix* Ha take that stupid zombie! Zombie random man: *dies* Bbbbbb-raaaaaa-insssssssssss *Zombie Cloud trips over Random Zombie man and lands on the Blow up the world button* Zombie Cloud: WAAAAIT!! HOLD IT!! Why the HELL is there just a random BLOW UP THE WORLD BUTTON placed underneath a bridge that is currently a participant in a mass suicide?! scream *FF VII Earth goes boom* Zombie Aeris: This movie sucks. -_- Zombie Cloud's bloody head: Yeah no kidding... Zombie Barret: Damnit.... I didn't get a chance to spank Marlene crying Zombie Aeris: Awww! There, there barret... Zombie Cid: *murders Zombie Barret* You damn disgusting *****!!! scream Zombie Tifa: WHAT'S wrong with you?! Marlene set Corel on fire.. Zombie Cid: W-what? Zombie Aeris: Marlene alsom summoned the meteor!! Zombie Cid: what? I thought that was Sephiroth?! Zombie Cloud Head: *eating popcorn from the seat* I liked the use of zombies in the movie! Everyone: stare
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:17 pm
onishi-kuri Deaths Apprentice Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Shin-ra Soldier 1: Hey, he's still moving. Shin-ra Soldier 2: *shoots the man in the face with a rocket launcher* Fixed it. smile Zombie Random man: Brainsssssssss Shin-ra Soldier 1: Crap he's a zombie... Shin-ra Soldier 2: What do we do! Shin-ra Soldier 1: Oh I know! *summons phoenix* Ha take that stupid zombie! Zombie random man: *dies* Bbbbbb-raaaaaa-insssssssssss *Zombie Cloud trips over Random Zombie man and lands on the Blow up the world button* Zombie Cloud: WAAAAIT!! HOLD IT!! Why the HELL is there just a random BLOW UP THE WORLD BUTTON placed underneath a bridge that is currently a participant in a mass suicide?! scream *FF VII Earth goes boom* Zombie Aeris: This movie sucks. -_- Zombie Cloud's bloody head: Yeah no kidding... Zombie Barret: Damnit.... I didn't get a chance to spank Marlene crying Zombie Aeris: Awww! There, there barret... Zombie Cid: *murders Zombie Barret* You damn disgusting *****!!! scream Zombie Tifa: WHAT'S wrong with you?! Marlene set Corel on fire.. Zombie Cid: W-what? Zombie Aeris: Marlene alsom summoned the meteor!! Zombie Cid: what? I thought that was Sephiroth?! Zombie Cloud Head: *eating popcorn from the seat* I liked the use of zombies in the movie! Everyone: stare Zombie Red XIII: How the hell did I get to be a zombie? Oh well... *shoots his Cosmo Memory and de-integrates Zombie Cloud's head* Zombie Cid: Uh huh, anyways I thought Sephiroth was the one who summoed meteor. Zombie Tifa: That's what Marlene wanted us to think Zombie Cid: Yeah I never really liked that 8 year old b***h... Zombie Aeris: Me neither... Zombie Red XIII: Are you crazy! I loved her!
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:26 pm
Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Deaths Apprentice Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Shin-ra Soldier 1: Hey, he''s still moving. Shin-ra Soldier 2: *shoots the man in the face with a rocket launcher* Fixed it. smile Zombie Random man: Brainsssssssss Shin-ra Soldier 1: Crap he''s a zombie... Shin-ra Soldier 2: What do we do! Shin-ra Soldier 1: Oh I know! *summons phoenix* Ha take that stupid zombie! Zombie random man: *dies* Bbbbbb-raaaaaa-insssssssssss *Zombie Cloud trips over Random Zombie man and lands on the Blow up the world button* Zombie Cloud: WAAAAIT!! HOLD IT!! Why the HELL is there just a random BLOW UP THE WORLD BUTTON placed underneath a bridge that is currently a participant in a mass suicide?! scream *FF VII Earth goes boom* Zombie Aeris: This movie sucks. -_- Zombie Cloud''s bloody head: Yeah no kidding... Zombie Barret: Damnit.... I didn''t get a chance to spank Marlene crying Zombie Aeris: Awww! There, there barret... Zombie Cid: *murders Zombie Barret* You damn disgusting *****!!! scream Zombie Tifa: WHAT''S wrong with you?! Marlene set Corel on fire.. Zombie Cid: W-what? Zombie Aeris: Marlene alsom summoned the meteor!! Zombie Cid: what? I thought that was Sephiroth?! Zombie Cloud Head: *eating popcorn from the seat* I liked the use of zombies in the movie! Everyone: stare Zombie Red XIII: How the hell did I get to be a zombie? Oh well... *shoots his Cosmo Memory and de-integrates Zombie Cloud''s head* Zombie Cid: Uh huh, anyways I thought Sephiroth was the one who summoed meteor. Zombie Tifa: That''s what Marlene wanted us to think Zombie Cid: Yeah I never really liked that 8 year old b***h... Zombie Aeris: Me neither... Zombie Red XIII: Are you crazy! I loved her! Marlene: FOOLS!!! I shall smite you all!! *devores Zombie Cid with a massive fork* Red XIII!! Join me, we will be one Zombie XIII: yes master Marlene: *eat''s Zombie RedXIII, Cloud''s zombie head falls out of Red XII''s Head* RAHRAHRAHRAH!!!! twisted
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:31 pm
onishi-kuri Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Deaths Apprentice Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Shin-ra Soldier 1: Hey, he''s still moving. Shin-ra Soldier 2: *shoots the man in the face with a rocket launcher* Fixed it. smile Zombie Random man: Brainsssssssss Shin-ra Soldier 1: Crap he''s a zombie... Shin-ra Soldier 2: What do we do! Shin-ra Soldier 1: Oh I know! *summons phoenix* Ha take that stupid zombie! Zombie random man: *dies* Bbbbbb-raaaaaa-insssssssssss *Zombie Cloud trips over Random Zombie man and lands on the Blow up the world button* Zombie Cloud: WAAAAIT!! HOLD IT!! Why the HELL is there just a random BLOW UP THE WORLD BUTTON placed underneath a bridge that is currently a participant in a mass suicide?! scream *FF VII Earth goes boom* Zombie Aeris: This movie sucks. -_- Zombie Cloud''s bloody head: Yeah no kidding... Zombie Barret: Damnit.... I didn''t get a chance to spank Marlene crying Zombie Aeris: Awww! There, there barret... Zombie Cid: *murders Zombie Barret* You damn disgusting *****!!! scream Zombie Tifa: WHAT''S wrong with you?! Marlene set Corel on fire.. Zombie Cid: W-what? Zombie Aeris: Marlene alsom summoned the meteor!! Zombie Cid: what? I thought that was Sephiroth?! Zombie Cloud Head: *eating popcorn from the seat* I liked the use of zombies in the movie! Everyone: stare Zombie Red XIII: How the hell did I get to be a zombie? Oh well... *shoots his Cosmo Memory and de-integrates Zombie Cloud''s head* Zombie Cid: Uh huh, anyways I thought Sephiroth was the one who summoed meteor. Zombie Tifa: That''s what Marlene wanted us to think Zombie Cid: Yeah I never really liked that 8 year old b***h... Zombie Aeris: Me neither... Zombie Red XIII: Are you crazy! I loved her! Marlene: FOOLS!!! I shall smite you all!! *devores Zombie Cid with a massive fork* Red XIII!! Join me, we will be one Zombie XIII: yes master Marlene: *eat''s Zombie RedXIII, Cloud''s zombie head falls out of Red XII''s Head* RAHRAHRAHRAH!!!! twisted Zombie Tifa: s**t! I'm outta here!!! *tries to run away and accidentally pushes the blow up the universe button floating in space* Wait just a moment!!! What the ******** is a blow up the universe button with no visible wiring doing floating in the middle of the universe!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *universe blows up*
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:36 pm
Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Deaths Apprentice Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Shin-ra Soldier 1: Hey, he''s still moving. Shin-ra Soldier 2: *shoots the man in the face with a rocket launcher* Fixed it. smile Zombie Random man: Brainsssssssss Shin-ra Soldier 1: Crap he''s a zombie... Shin-ra Soldier 2: What do we do! Shin-ra Soldier 1: Oh I know! *summons phoenix* Ha take that stupid zombie! Zombie random man: *dies* Bbbbbb-raaaaaa-insssssssssss *Zombie Cloud trips over Random Zombie man and lands on the Blow up the world button* Zombie Cloud: WAAAAIT!! HOLD IT!! Why the HELL is there just a random BLOW UP THE WORLD BUTTON placed underneath a bridge that is currently a participant in a mass suicide?! scream *FF VII Earth goes boom* Zombie Aeris: This movie sucks. -_- Zombie Cloud''s bloody head: Yeah no kidding... Zombie Barret: Damnit.... I didn''t get a chance to spank Marlene crying Zombie Aeris: Awww! There, there barret... Zombie Cid: *murders Zombie Barret* You damn disgusting *****!!! scream Zombie Tifa: WHAT''S wrong with you?! Marlene set Corel on fire.. Zombie Cid: W-what? Zombie Aeris: Marlene alsom summoned the meteor!! Zombie Cid: what? I thought that was Sephiroth?! Zombie Cloud Head: *eating popcorn from the seat* I liked the use of zombies in the movie! Everyone: stare Zombie Red XIII: How the hell did I get to be a zombie? Oh well... *shoots his Cosmo Memory and de-integrates Zombie Cloud''s head* Zombie Cid: Uh huh, anyways I thought Sephiroth was the one who summoed meteor. Zombie Tifa: That''s what Marlene wanted us to think Zombie Cid: Yeah I never really liked that 8 year old b***h... Zombie Aeris: Me neither... Zombie Red XIII: Are you crazy! I loved her! Marlene: FOOLS!!! I shall smite you all!! *devores Zombie Cid with a massive fork* Red XIII!! Join me, we will be one Zombie XIII: yes master Marlene: *eat''s Zombie RedXIII, Cloud''s zombie head falls out of Red XII''s Head* RAHRAHRAHRAH!!!! twisted Zombie Tifa: s**t! I'm outta here!!! *tries to run away and accidentally pushes the blow up the universe button floating in space* Wait just a moment!!! What the ******** is a blow up the universe button with no visible wiring doing floating in the middle of the universe!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *universe blows up* M. Night Shamalant: What a Twist! *Head explodes*
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:40 pm
onishi-kuri Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Deaths Apprentice Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Shin-ra Soldier 1: Hey, he''s still moving. Shin-ra Soldier 2: *shoots the man in the face with a rocket launcher* Fixed it. smile Zombie Random man: Brainsssssssss Shin-ra Soldier 1: Crap he''s a zombie... Shin-ra Soldier 2: What do we do! Shin-ra Soldier 1: Oh I know! *summons phoenix* Ha take that stupid zombie! Zombie random man: *dies* Bbbbbb-raaaaaa-insssssssssss *Zombie Cloud trips over Random Zombie man and lands on the Blow up the world button* Zombie Cloud: WAAAAIT!! HOLD IT!! Why the HELL is there just a random BLOW UP THE WORLD BUTTON placed underneath a bridge that is currently a participant in a mass suicide?! scream *FF VII Earth goes boom* Zombie Aeris: This movie sucks. -_- Zombie Cloud''s bloody head: Yeah no kidding... Zombie Barret: Damnit.... I didn''t get a chance to spank Marlene crying Zombie Aeris: Awww! There, there barret... Zombie Cid: *murders Zombie Barret* You damn disgusting *****!!! scream Zombie Tifa: WHAT''S wrong with you?! Marlene set Corel on fire.. Zombie Cid: W-what? Zombie Aeris: Marlene alsom summoned the meteor!! Zombie Cid: what? I thought that was Sephiroth?! Zombie Cloud Head: *eating popcorn from the seat* I liked the use of zombies in the movie! Everyone: stare Zombie Red XIII: How the hell did I get to be a zombie? Oh well... *shoots his Cosmo Memory and de-integrates Zombie Cloud''s head* Zombie Cid: Uh huh, anyways I thought Sephiroth was the one who summoed meteor. Zombie Tifa: That''s what Marlene wanted us to think Zombie Cid: Yeah I never really liked that 8 year old b***h... Zombie Aeris: Me neither... Zombie Red XIII: Are you crazy! I loved her! Marlene: FOOLS!!! I shall smite you all!! *devores Zombie Cid with a massive fork* Red XIII!! Join me, we will be one Zombie XIII: yes master Marlene: *eat''s Zombie RedXIII, Cloud''s zombie head falls out of Red XII''s Head* RAHRAHRAHRAH!!!! twisted Zombie Tifa: s**t! I'm outta here!!! *tries to run away and accidentally pushes the blow up the universe button floating in space* Wait just a moment!!! What the ******** is a blow up the universe button with no visible wiring doing floating in the middle of the universe!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *universe blows up* M. Night Shamalant: What a Twist! *Head explodes* Zombie newreporter: And so the universe ended becuase some assholes couldn't defend it... Zombie Shin-Ra Soldier 1: Stupid idiots who fell off the highway... Zombie Shin-Ra Soldier 2: Yep
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:43 pm
Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Marlene: FOOLS!!! I shall smite you all!! *devores Zombie Cid with a massive fork* Red XIII!! Join me, we will be one Zombie XIII: yes master Marlene: *eat''s Zombie RedXIII, Cloud''s zombie head falls out of Red XII''s Head* RAHRAHRAHRAH!!!! twisted Zombie Tifa: s**t! I'm outta here!!! *tries to run away and accidentally pushes the blow up the universe button floating in space* Wait just a moment!!! What the ******** is a blow up the universe button with no visible wiring doing floating in the middle of the universe!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *universe blows up* M. Night Shamalant: What a Twist! *Head explodes* Zombie newreporter: And so the universe ended becuase some assholes couldn't defend it... Zombie Shin-Ra Soldier 1: Stupid idiots who fell off the highway... Zombie Shin-Ra Soldier 2: Yep Zombie Reeve: What Do I pay you for?! Zombie Shin-Ra Soldier 1: Sir, I'm afraid you don't pay us.. Zombie Reeve:Oh... carry on then! Zombie Shin-Ra Soldier 2: Zombie Reeve? Zombie Reeve: Yes? Zombie Shin-ra Soldier 2: Tell Zombie Scarlet Hello for me! blaugh Zombie Reeve: Well chap, I'm sorry to say a pack of willdabeasts ate her brain the other day, well, I'll be on my way! 3nodding Zombie Shin-Ra Soldier 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!*jumps off Zombie Midgar Super Highway* Some Guy: Life goes on.. Zombies: BRAINS!!! Some Guy : NOOO!!! NOOO!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:48 pm
onishi-kuri Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Marlene: FOOLS!!! I shall smite you all!! *devores Zombie Cid with a massive fork* Red XIII!! Join me, we will be one Zombie XIII: yes master Marlene: *eat''s Zombie RedXIII, Cloud''s zombie head falls out of Red XII''s Head* RAHRAHRAHRAH!!!! twisted Zombie Tifa: s**t! I'm outta here!!! *tries to run away and accidentally pushes the blow up the universe button floating in space* Wait just a moment!!! What the ******** is a blow up the universe button with no visible wiring doing floating in the middle of the universe!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *universe blows up* M. Night Shamalant: What a Twist! *Head explodes* Zombie newreporter: And so the universe ended becuase some assholes couldn't defend it... Zombie Shin-Ra Soldier 1: Stupid idiots who fell off the highway... Zombie Shin-Ra Soldier 2: Yep You didn't write anything onishi... Oh well I guess I'll continue the story Zombie Shin-ra Soldier 1: Good thing we escaped to hell in time... Devil: Shut up and go carry those fire balls! Zombie Shin-ra Soldier 2: I don't take orders from you a*****e!! *shoots him in the head*
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:50 pm
(sits on the side away from wierdness/awesomeness. "Thanks for the entertainment. This would make a great flash cartoon.)
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:04 pm
Cloud: cool, fire...OW! I HATE COSMOS CANYON!!! *starts flipping over kiosks and nicnacs* scream Hey Bugenhagen.... twisted can I see your Space model
Bugenhagen: Sure *they go in*
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:11 pm
onishi-kuri Cloud: cool, fire...OW! I HATE COSMOS CANYON!!! *starts flipping over kiosks and nicnacs* scream Hey Bugenhagen.... twisted can I see your Space model Bugenhagen: Sure *they go in* *Cid pees in the machine* Bugenhagen: "What the hell is wrong with you?!" *The machine malfunctions and starts flashing a picture of a satanic banana* Cloud: "WTF?!"
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:15 pm
Sayneveralways onishi-kuri Cloud: cool, fire...OW! I HATE COSMOS CANYON!!! *starts flipping over kiosks and nicnacs* scream Hey Bugenhagen.... twisted can I see your Space model Bugenhagen: Sure *they go in* *Cid pees in the machine* Bugenhagen: "What the hell is wrong with you?!" *The machine malfunctions and starts flashing a picture of a satanic banana* Cloud: "WTF?!" Evil Banana: RAWH! HA HA! FEAR ME MORTALS! Cloud: .... Cid: ..... Barret: heart .. sweatdrop scream Cloud & Cid: stare Evil Banana: The hell? Finger? AHHH! *get's ate by giant monkey* Cloud: MONKEY!! heart Cid & Barret: stare
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:28 pm
onishi-kuri Sayneveralways onishi-kuri Cloud: cool, fire...OW! I HATE COSMOS CANYON!!! *starts flipping over kiosks and nicnacs* scream Hey Bugenhagen.... twisted can I see your Space model Bugenhagen: Sure *they go in* *Cid pees in the machine* Bugenhagen: "What the hell is wrong with you?!" *The machine malfunctions and starts flashing a picture of a satanic banana* Cloud: "WTF?!" Evil Banana: RAWH! HA HA! FEAR ME MORTALS! Cloud: .... Cid: ..... Barret: heart .. sweatdrop scream Cloud & Cid: stare Evil Banana: The hell? Finger? AHHH! *get's ate by giant monkey* Cloud: MONKEY!! heart Cid & Barret: stare Tifa: *laughs maniacly* twisted lol
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