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Red: What do you think this is: some kind of game world where a bunch of impubescent teens, greasy, grown men who lives in their mothers basements, and nerds with no lives can just make up whatever they wish? Oh, please. *takes a step in the other direction and steps in a puddle of gllowing octopus ink* Uh oh.

Ink: *explodes upward*

Everybody: *screams*

Random Japanese guy: Oh no! It's Sushilla!

Somber: see the big head is normal, no one is staring....
*silence*
.... Ok no one important!
*more silence*

"this gun isn't just for decoration!"
*looks at horde of undead*
*looks at novelty tag on gun*
Tag: for decoration only
"noo!"

Squishy: "Bring me a starfish, for I am hungry!"

Red: "I already told you, we're out. You'll have to eat something else."

Squishy: *looks around* "Then feed me that chicken down there, for I am hungry!"

Red: "No, Squishy. I'm not gonna let you eat Cheepy."

Cheepy: "And I'm so cute and fluffy! You can never eat these adorable wittle wings!"

Squishy: *hops down* "Then I should eat you quickly." *advances upon Cheepy*

Cheepy: *grabs Squishy's tentacles, pulls closer* "LISTEN cocktail weiner, I am NOT gonna be eaten by an inker like you! If you EVER f*** around with me again, I will pull out your eyes and shove them down your throat so that you can see me PECKING OUT YOUR INSIDES!!"

Everyone: "..."

Gresley: "Damn, Cheepy."

Cheepy: "YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME TOO, POCKET WATCH?!?" scream

[[Cheepy not so cute anymore whee ]]

Freckles: Get a hold of your chicken, Red!

Red: *sighs* Cheepy stop your yapping your I'm sticking you in a deep frier.

Cheepy: *stares* You can't do nothing about it! scream

Red: *grabs him with tongs* You're going in!!!

Cheepy: No! No! Fine I'll stop! xp