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 Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 2:31 pm
master_strife Taylor_Highwind Tifa: OH s**t! PAPPERAZZI! YIKES!
*papperazzi attack asking her questions about the whole hero thing*
*random men walking by stare at her breasts*
Tifa: WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! crying funny,no-one makes tifa cry*filled with rage* *casts silence on the papperazzi and casts stop and blind on the the random men* my name is strife for a reason..... Tifa: YOU PERVERT!! *uses lvl 4 limit on Strife then cuddles with Mr. Bacon, the police man* It was sooo scary Mr. Buddwiser, the officers were everywhere.
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 2:31 pm
onishi-kuri Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Newsreporter: In reicent times, people have been seen jumpping of the Midgar Super Highway*video is played of Aeris jumpping off goins "WRAAHHHAAHHAHAHA!!"* Shocking.. Jesse: What else is on?*turns on Simpsons* Hehehe, fart.. Newsreporter: We interrupt this program to tell you that someone else had jumped off the Midgar Super Highway *video is played of Cloud jumping off* Jesse: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! STOP RUINING MY DAY!!!!! *jumps off the highway* Eyore: I got nothin' ta live for *jumps of the highway* ((Eyore, from Winnie the Pooh)) Tifa: NOOOO!!! *grabs is tail* Eyore: get offa me you crazy b***h... Tifa: *Falls with Eyore* Newsreporter: With the death toll rising in the millions.. the Shin-ra decided to prevent the problem from ever happening again. Shin-ra Soldier 1: *put up a sign* Shin-ra Soldier 2: Now remeber, anyone who gets with in 10 yards of the sign gets shot on sight. Barret:NOOOOO!!! JESSEEEEE!!! *run to the highway and gets shot* I'm dying!!1 Noooo!!! Marlene!!! *falls of the highway* Shin-ra Soldier 1: Damnit...
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:48 pm
Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Newsreporter: In reicent times, people have been seen jumpping of the Midgar Super Highway*video is played of Aeris jumpping off goins "WRAAHHHAAHHAHAHA!!"* Shocking.. Jesse: What else is on?*turns on Simpsons* Hehehe, fart.. Newsreporter: We interrupt this program to tell you that someone else had jumped off the Midgar Super Highway *video is played of Cloud jumping off* Jesse: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! STOP RUINING MY DAY!!!!! *jumps off the highway* Eyore: I got nothin' ta live for *jumps of the highway* ((Eyore, from Winnie the Pooh)) Tifa: NOOOO!!! *grabs is tail* Eyore: get offa me you crazy b***h... Tifa: *Falls with Eyore* Newsreporter: With the death toll rising in the millions.. the Shin-ra decided to prevent the problem from ever happening again. Shin-ra Soldier 1: *put up a sign* Shin-ra Soldier 2: Now remeber, anyone who gets with in 10 yards of the sign gets shot on sight. Barret:NOOOOO!!! JESSEEEEE!!! *run to the highway and gets shot* I'm dying!!1 Noooo!!! Marlene!!! *falls of the highway* Shin-ra Soldier 1: Damnit... Newsreporter: Shin-ra has taken further action.. Shin-ra Soldier 1: ok.. this has to work! *a thin string goes across the place where people fall* Random man: Wow, that looks nice * backs up, then falls off the other side of the road* Shin-ra Soldier 2: God dammit! knew we should have put the string on the other side! Sin-ra Soldier 1: Yea.. o well
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:55 pm
Cloud: *Playing kingdom hearts, Platnum Match at olympus stadium* Okay, since when did Sephrioth become this powerful?
Sephiroth: Ha! I kicked your a** again!
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 6:17 pm
Cloud: Hachacha!
(I felt it needed to be done.)
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 7:38 pm
Matt the masterofshadows Cloud: *Playing kingdom hearts, Platnum Match at olympus stadium* Okay, since when did Sephrioth become this powerful? Sephiroth: Ha! I kicked your a** again! Sora: Hi Sephiroth. *dives to side and pokes Sephiroth in the groin* Sephiroth: *falls to ground thrusting blade into ground screaming in pain* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! How!? How could I be killed by, by a simple, kid?!
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 2:04 am
Deaths Apprentice master_strife Taylor_Highwind Tifa: OH s**t! PAPPERAZZI! YIKES!
*papperazzi attack asking her questions about the whole hero thing*
*random men walking by stare at her breasts*
Tifa: WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! crying funny,no-one makes tifa cry*filled with rage* *casts silence on the papperazzi and casts stop and blind on the the random men* my name is strife for a reason..... Tifa: YOU PERVERT!! *uses lvl 4 limit on Strife then cuddles with Mr. Bacon, the police man* It was sooo scary Mr. Buddwiser, the officers were everywhere. *steps out the way of the limit*what did I do? meh *disappears*
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:20 am
Cloud(while looking at this thread): What?! I'd never do such a thing! gonk
Vincent:...Didn't you do that yesterday? neutral
Cloud:.......*shoots Vincent* Stupid vampire... stare
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 6:49 am
Rainmaria Cloud(while looking at this thread): What?! I'd never do such a thing! gonk Vincent:...Didn't you do that yesterday? neutral Cloud:.......*shoots Vincent* Stupid vampire... stare Cloud: Wait!! I'd never do that either!! gonk
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 7:17 am
Barret: Awesome...a gaia guild for people against swearing! i think...no, i know i''m gonna join!
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 7:37 am
onishi-kuri Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Newsreporter: In reicent times, people have been seen jumpping of the Midgar Super Highway*video is played of Aeris jumpping off goins "WRAAHHHAAHHAHAHA!!"* Shocking.. Jesse: What else is on?*turns on Simpsons* Hehehe, fart.. Newsreporter: We interrupt this program to tell you that someone else had jumped off the Midgar Super Highway *video is played of Cloud jumping off* Jesse: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! STOP RUINING MY DAY!!!!! *jumps off the highway* Eyore: I got nothin' ta live for *jumps of the highway* ((Eyore, from Winnie the Pooh)) Tifa: NOOOO!!! *grabs is tail* Eyore: get offa me you crazy b***h... Tifa: *Falls with Eyore* Newsreporter: With the death toll rising in the millions.. the Shin-ra decided to prevent the problem from ever happening again. Shin-ra Soldier 1: *put up a sign* Shin-ra Soldier 2: Now remeber, anyone who gets with in 10 yards of the sign gets shot on sight. Barret:NOOOOO!!! JESSEEEEE!!! *run to the highway and gets shot* I'm dying!!1 Noooo!!! Marlene!!! *falls of the highway* Shin-ra Soldier 1: Damnit... Newsreporter: Shin-ra has taken further action.. Shin-ra Soldier 1: ok.. this has to work! *a thin string goes across the place where people fall* Random man: Wow, that looks nice * backs up, then falls off the other side of the road* Shin-ra Soldier 2: God dammit! knew we should have put the string on the other side! Sin-ra Soldier 1: Yea.. o well Random man: AHHHHHHH!!! *corpses on the bottom break his fall* Yay! Zombie Jesse: *bites* Random man: AHHHH!! I'm infected, somebodsy bring me some holy water please!
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 7:45 am
Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Newsreporter: In reicent times, people have been seen jumpping of the Midgar Super Highway*video is played of Aeris jumpping off goins "WRAAHHHAAHHAHAHA!!"* Shocking.. Jesse: What else is on?*turns on Simpsons* Hehehe, fart.. Newsreporter: We interrupt this program to tell you that someone else had jumped off the Midgar Super Highway *video is played of Cloud jumping off* Jesse: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! STOP RUINING MY DAY!!!!! *jumps off the highway* Eyore: I got nothin' ta live for *jumps of the highway* ((Eyore, from Winnie the Pooh)) Tifa: NOOOO!!! *grabs is tail* Eyore: get offa me you crazy b***h... Tifa: *Falls with Eyore* Newsreporter: With the death toll rising in the millions.. the Shin-ra decided to prevent the problem from ever happening again. Shin-ra Soldier 1: *put up a sign* Shin-ra Soldier 2: Now remeber, anyone who gets with in 10 yards of the sign gets shot on sight. Barret:NOOOOO!!! JESSEEEEE!!! *run to the highway and gets shot* I'm dying!!1 Noooo!!! Marlene!!! *falls of the highway* Shin-ra Soldier 1: Damnit... Newsreporter: Shin-ra has taken further action.. Shin-ra Soldier 1: ok.. this has to work! *a thin string goes across the place where people fall* Random man: Wow, that looks nice * backs up, then falls off the other side of the road* Shin-ra Soldier 2: God dammit! knew we should have put the string on the other side! Sin-ra Soldier 1: Yea.. o well Random man: AHHHHHHH!!! *corpses on the bottom break his fall* Yay! Zombie Jesse: *bites* Random man: AHHHH!! I'm infected, somebodsy bring me some holy water please! Shin-ra Soldier 1: Hey, he's still moving. Shin-ra Soldier 2: *shoots the man in the face with a rocket launcher* Fixed it. smile
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 8:50 am
Deaths Apprentice Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Newsreporter: In reicent times, people have been seen jumpping of the Midgar Super Highway*video is played of Aeris jumpping off goins "WRAAHHHAAHHAHAHA!!"* Shocking.. Jesse: What else is on?*turns on Simpsons* Hehehe, fart.. Newsreporter: We interrupt this program to tell you that someone else had jumped off the Midgar Super Highway *video is played of Cloud jumping off* Jesse: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! STOP RUINING MY DAY!!!!! *jumps off the highway* Eyore: I got nothin' ta live for *jumps of the highway* ((Eyore, from Winnie the Pooh)) Tifa: NOOOO!!! *grabs is tail* Eyore: get offa me you crazy b***h... Tifa: *Falls with Eyore* Newsreporter: With the death toll rising in the millions.. the Shin-ra decided to prevent the problem from ever happening again. Shin-ra Soldier 1: *put up a sign* Shin-ra Soldier 2: Now remeber, anyone who gets with in 10 yards of the sign gets shot on sight. Barret:NOOOOO!!! JESSEEEEE!!! *run to the highway and gets shot* I'm dying!!1 Noooo!!! Marlene!!! *falls of the highway* Shin-ra Soldier 1: Damnit... Newsreporter: Shin-ra has taken further action.. Shin-ra Soldier 1: ok.. this has to work! *a thin string goes across the place where people fall* Random man: Wow, that looks nice * backs up, then falls off the other side of the road* Shin-ra Soldier 2: God dammit! knew we should have put the string on the other side! Sin-ra Soldier 1: Yea.. o well Random man: AHHHHHHH!!! *corpses on the bottom break his fall* Yay! Zombie Jesse: *bites* Random man: AHHHH!! I'm infected, somebodsy bring me some holy water please! Shin-ra Soldier 1: Hey, he's still moving. Shin-ra Soldier 2: *shoots the man in the face with a rocket launcher* Fixed it. smile Zombie Random man: Brainsssssssss Shin-ra Soldier 1: Crap he's a zombie... Shin-ra Soldier 2: What do we do! Shin-ra Soldier 1: Oh I know! *summons phoenix* Ha take that stupid zombie! Zombie random man: *dies* Bbbbbb-raaaaaa-insssssssssss
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 2:38 pm
Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Shin-ra Soldier 1: Hey, he's still moving. Shin-ra Soldier 2: *shoots the man in the face with a rocket launcher* Fixed it. smile Zombie Random man: Brainsssssssss Shin-ra Soldier 1: Crap he's a zombie... Shin-ra Soldier 2: What do we do! Shin-ra Soldier 1: Oh I know! *summons phoenix* Ha take that stupid zombie! Zombie random man: *dies* Bbbbbb-raaaaaa-insssssssssss *Zombie Cloud trips over Random Zombie man and lands on the Blow up the world button* Zombie Cloud: WAAAAIT!! HOLD IT!! Why the HELL is there just a random BLOW UP THE WORLD BUTTON placed underneath a bridge that is currently a participant in a mass suicide?! scream *FF VII Earth goes boom* Zombie Aeris: This movie sucks. -_-
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 6:50 am
*spoils*
Cloud: Hojo! Give ME A NUMBER PLEASE!!!!!
Hojo: Ok...uhh, 4...*stares at Tifa* a mighty fine speciman, indeed!
4: eek so I'm number 4.....wow...I was hoping to be 6 or 3,,but I'm just....4.
Tifa: Oh Hojo...Your goatie it so tickley
4: gonk I'm 4 from Shinra Mansion basement!!! gonk
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