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Linda Lee Danvers Vice Captain
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 Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:04 pm
*blinks*
You must be some alternate dimension version of my mother, because Zor-El and Alura live in the bottle city of Kandor now! I'm a girl who is lucky enough to have two sets of parents, one human and one Kryptonian!
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:06 pm
*Le tragic sigh.* Alright, alright. I'm just saying. Between you, Linda and Alura? With Karen as our covershot? We'd have gotten rich!
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:07 pm
'Scuse me for a sec, Guy, I gotta go launch this bozo into orbit...
::starts rolling up her sleeves::
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:08 pm
Oohh... I see.
Another trick out of your cousin's lifestyle book.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:09 pm
. . . this is going to hurt. But it might be worth it . . . I mean. No offense, but you're almost as hot as She-Hulk.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:11 pm
::Scopes Wade up and ZINGS~ him out the skylight into the air like a red and black missile. Dusts off her hands::
There. Now, what were we talking about? How big a jerk Hal Jordan is?
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Linda Lee Danvers Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:12 pm
Be thankful you haven't met Matrix yet. Now HER history is confusing.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:13 pm
eek
Ya know, Peege? You're kind of scary when you're mad. He's not gonna die, is he?
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:14 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:16 pm
*Crashes back down to the ground. The camera shatters, along with several bones. Still, it's not the worst Wade's ever suffered, and his healing factor starts undoing the damage.*
All you had to say was "no . . ."
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:16 pm
Nah. He's assuming low orbit. Plus, he's got a teleportation device.
::pours herself a diet soda::
Oh wait....
There, he landed. Looks good to me.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:17 pm
I am already confused enough as it is.
Although I would be lying if I said my curiosity hasn't been piqued.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:19 pm
For the record, we don't talk about Matrix because she was Lex's pet.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:21 pm
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Linda Lee Danvers Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:26 pm
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