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 Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:24 am
Heres a sample of a comic I made, but I'm too lazy to put it on huur so I'll just type it.
Rufus: And like he-- Then BOOM!! Man He should hav--
Reno and Tseng: *cough* Your orders sir....
Rufus: *cough* yes..get me some....uh....natchos.
Tseng: Their called nachos..
Rufus: STOP! OR SO HELP ME GOD! I WILL SHOOT YOU! *pulls out shotgun*
Tseng sad thinking to himself) Stupid job.....there are nachos..
Elena: Excuse me sir, bu-- *see's Tseng with a shotgun to his head*
Elena: Bad time?
Tseng: Yeah.
~later~
Elena:*on a roof* damn....he's gone...*murderous man appears!*
Some one:*jumps out from nowhere and shoots him*
*It's Tseng!! ^_^*
Tseng:garbs der boot tae! *street lingo...wanks..*
Elena:*noes bleeding*
Tseng: I saved you...
Elena: PERV!
Tseng: Your welcom-- ME!? YOUR NOSE IS BLEEDING!
Elena:*relizes nose is bleeding*
*fin*
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:54 am
*tears* Someone else with Rufus-ness!
Rufus: I have so many fangirls out there! I love them all!
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:10 am
onishi-kuri Sen_Strife *just past the motorcycle mini-game before you leave Midgar* Cloud: *almost falls off the edge* Whew... that was close Robot biker dude: *falls off the edge* Cloud: Hahahahahahahah!! he fell!! Robot biker dude: *shoots a grapple and it goes through Cloud and grabs hold of him* Cloud: Crap... *falls* Barret: Yay! No more yellow-haired-b*****d!!!! Everyone else: Yay! *goes off to party at Kalm* Drunk Barret: *looks around* Whwre is *hic* everyone *hic*? *hears noices in a bedroom* *peeks inside* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Red XIII, Tifa and Aeris are inside* Drunk Barret: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs off to Midgar and jumps off the edge of the road* Red XII:*braiding Tifa's Hair* WTF was his problem.... Aeris: I don't know Tifa: Yeah *braid finished, then get up ans kisses Aeris* Aeris: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *jumps off Midgar super highway* Tifa:*Lonely* Red XIII: UM ah, yeah...*runs home* Bugenhaagen: Nanaki! STOP SLACKING AROUND AND GO SAVE THE WORLD! *jumps off his floating thingy and kicks Red XIII back to Kalm* Red XIII: YEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWCCCHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *lands on top of Tifa* Tifa: GET OFF ME YOU PERV!!! *beats him up* Red XIII: Ouch... Cloud: *comes in* Hey guys! I didn't die! Tifa: *kicks him back to the highway* Cloud: *falls off again*
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:08 pm
Fallen_Angel_Doomy Sephiroth: *singing* Kidnap the Santa Claus, lock him up real tight, throw away the key and then turn off all the lights.(Actually, I can see Sephy singing this song...It just fits...) Vincent: *singing* Oh what a beautiful mooorning, oh what a beautiful day. I've got a beautiful feeeling everything's going my way. Cloud: Who are you and what have you done with Vincent? Yay! More showtunes!
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:16 pm
Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife *just past the motorcycle mini-game before you leave Midgar* Cloud: *almost falls off the edge* Whew... that was close Robot biker dude: *falls off the edge* Cloud: Hahahahahahahah!! he fell!! Robot biker dude: *shoots a grapple and it goes through Cloud and grabs hold of him* Cloud: Crap... *falls* Barret: Yay! No more yellow-haired-b*****d!!!! Everyone else: Yay! *goes off to party at Kalm* Drunk Barret: *looks around* Whwre is *hic* everyone *hic*? *hears noices in a bedroom* *peeks inside* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Red XIII, Tifa and Aeris are inside* Drunk Barret: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs off to Midgar and jumps off the edge of the road* Red XII:*braiding Tifa's Hair* WTF was his problem.... Aeris: I don't know Tifa: Yeah *braid finished, then get up ans kisses Aeris* Aeris: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *jumps off Midgar super highway* Tifa:*Lonely* Red XIII: UM ah, yeah...*runs home* Bugenhaagen: Nanaki! STOP SLACKING AROUND AND GO SAVE THE WORLD! *jumps off his floating thingy and kicks Red XIII back to Kalm* Red XIII: YEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWCCCHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *lands on top of Tifa* Tifa: GET OFF ME YOU PERV!!! *beats him up* Red XIII: Ouch... Cloud: *comes in* Hey guys! I didn't die! Tifa: *kicks him back to the highway* Cloud: *falls off again* Sephiroth: NOOOO!!!!! MY PUPPET!!!!!! ( I didn't even make him dance! gonk ) Cloud's Corpse:*spasmatic*
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:20 pm
onishi-kuri Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife *just past the motorcycle mini-game before you leave Midgar* Cloud: *almost falls off the edge* Whew... that was close Robot biker dude: *falls off the edge* Cloud: Hahahahahahahah!! he fell!! Robot biker dude: *shoots a grapple and it goes through Cloud and grabs hold of him* Cloud: Crap... *falls* Barret: Yay! No more yellow-haired-b*****d!!!! Everyone else: Yay! *goes off to party at Kalm* Drunk Barret: *looks around* Whwre is *hic* everyone *hic*? *hears noices in a bedroom* *peeks inside* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Red XIII, Tifa and Aeris are inside* Drunk Barret: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs off to Midgar and jumps off the edge of the road* Red XII:*braiding Tifa's Hair* WTF was his problem.... Aeris: I don't know Tifa: Yeah *braid finished, then get up ans kisses Aeris* Aeris: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *jumps off Midgar super highway* Tifa:*Lonely* Red XIII: UM ah, yeah...*runs home* Bugenhaagen: Nanaki! STOP SLACKING AROUND AND GO SAVE THE WORLD! *jumps off his floating thingy and kicks Red XIII back to Kalm* Red XIII: YEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWCCCHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *lands on top of Tifa* Tifa: GET OFF ME YOU PERV!!! *beats him up* Red XIII: Ouch... Cloud: *comes in* Hey guys! I didn't die! Tifa: *kicks him back to the highway* Cloud: *falls off again* Sephiroth: NOOOO!!!!! MY PUPPET!!!!!! ( I didn't even make him dance! gonk ) Cloud's Corpse:*spasmatic* Tifa: SHUT UP!! YOU KILLED MY DAD AND NOW I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!! *kicks Sephiroth down the highway* Sephiroth: AHHHHHHH!! *lands on top of Barret's machine gun* Whew this machine gun saved me... *machine gun goes off and shoots millions of holes through Sephiroth: Ahhhhhh!!!! *Falls deeper and lands on top of Red XIII* Red XIII's corpse: *farts* Sephiroth: AHHHHHHH
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:33 pm
Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife *just past the motorcycle mini-game before you leave Midgar* Cloud: *almost falls off the edge* Whew... that was close Robot biker dude: *falls off the edge* Cloud: Hahahahahahahah!! he fell!! Robot biker dude: *shoots a grapple and it goes through Cloud and grabs hold of him* Cloud: Crap... *falls* Barret: Yay! No more yellow-haired-b*****d!!!! Everyone else: Yay! *goes off to party at Kalm* Drunk Barret: *looks around* Whwre is *hic* everyone *hic*? *hears noices in a bedroom* *peeks inside* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Red XIII, Tifa and Aeris are inside* Drunk Barret: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs off to Midgar and jumps off the edge of the road* Red XII:*braiding Tifa's Hair* WTF was his problem.... Aeris: I don't know Tifa: Yeah *braid finished, then get up ans kisses Aeris* Aeris: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *jumps off Midgar super highway* Tifa:*Lonely* Red XIII: UM ah, yeah...*runs home* Bugenhaagen: Nanaki! STOP SLACKING AROUND AND GO SAVE THE WORLD! *jumps off his floating thingy and kicks Red XIII back to Kalm* Red XIII: YEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWCCCHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *lands on top of Tifa* Tifa: GET OFF ME YOU PERV!!! *beats him up* Red XIII: Ouch... Cloud: *comes in* Hey guys! I didn't die! Tifa: *kicks him back to the highway* Cloud: *falls off again* Sephiroth: NOOOO!!!!! MY PUPPET!!!!!! ( I didn't even make him dance! gonk ) Cloud's Corpse:*spasmatic* Tifa: SHUT UP!! YOU KILLED MY DAD AND NOW I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!! *kicks Sephiroth down the highway* Sephiroth: AHHHHHHH!! *lands on top of Barret's machine gun* Whew this machine gun saved me... *machine gun goes off and shoots millions of holes through Sephiroth: Ahhhhhh!!!! *Falls deeper and lands on top of Red XIII* Red XIII's corpse: *farts* Sephiroth: AHHHHHHH Sephiroth: NOOO!!!! NOT AGAIN!! *dies xp * Tifa: Hello Aeris corpse! ~Later~ Tifa: Well Miss Berrington, More tea? Aeris Corpse in a daydress: GAK! Tifa: There you go! ^_^ Aeris Corpse in a daydress: GAK!*head falls off* Tifa: Well Miss Berrington! HOW RUDE!! Rude: YEEEEESS MY LOVE!! blaugh heart Tifa: stare Who in hell let you back in here? Rude: uhhhh.......I LOVE WU!! blaugh heart Tifa: stare get out stare Rude: no blaugh heart Aeris Corpse in a daydress's head: *bites Rude's Ankle* Rude: I'M INFEACTED!! *turns into a zombie* Tifa: What the hell... stare
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:01 am
Cloud using dark mysterious voice: So it came to pass, that all humans were killed. And it came to pass, that I didn't really save the world, and it came to pase tha----
Tifa: CLOUD!!!
Cloud: What?!
Tifa: You turned the light off while I was cooking AGAIN!! You started talking in the wierd azz voice of yours, AGAIN!! You even started saying stupid sheeat... AGAIN!!
Cloud: But my mommy told me those stories! gonk
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:23 am
Deaths Apprentice Cloud using dark mysterious voice: So it came to pass, that all humans were killed. And it came to pass, that I didn't really save the world, and it came to pase tha---- Tifa: CLOUD!!! Cloud: What?! Tifa: You turned the light off while I was cooking AGAIN!! You started talking in the wierd azz voice of yours, AGAIN!! You even started saying stupid sheeat... AGAIN!! Cloud: But my mommy told me those stories! gonk Cloud's mom's ghost: Don't you lie boy! I would never teach you such a thing! Cloud: All right, all right... It was Zack... And then I killed him for being an a** hole and started using what he had told me... Aeris's ghost: WHAT!!!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU CLOUD!!! *summons mog* Cloud: Ha! What's that gonna do to me? Hit me with the little red ball on his head? Mog: *red ball on head grows 10 more in size and 100 times more in weight and crushes cloud with it* Cloud: s**t... Tifa: Yay! let's check Cloud's useless body and see what we can find! *checks* AHHHHHHHH!!!! *jumps off a building* Aeris's ghost: What? Cloud's mom's ghost: Uh oh... She found it... Aeris's ghost: What!? what is it? Cloud's mom's ghost: It's.... TO BE CONTINUED
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 7:40 am
Sephiroth: *Faints off shock, babbling like an idiot*
Cloud: *Rushes to Sephiroth* What's wrong?!?
Sephiroth: The horror....WE'RE OUT OF HAIR GEL!!!!
Cloud: Yeah, right. *Checks the house* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 11:05 am
Matt the masterofshadows Sephiroth: *Faints off shock, babbling like an idiot* Cloud: *Rushes to Sephiroth* What's wrong?!? Sephiroth: The horror....WE'RE OUT OF HAIR GEL!!!! Cloud: Yeah, right. *Checks the house* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cloud: Oh no! What to do, what to do... Oh I know! idea *goes to the chocobo field with his buster sword behidn his back* Here birdie, birdie, birdie... twisted
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:08 pm
Newsreporter: In reicent times, people have been seen jumpping of the Midgar Super Highway*video is played of Aeris jumpping off goins "WRAAHHHAAHHAHAHA!!"*
Shocking..
Jesse: What else is on?*turns on Simpsons* Hehehe, fart..
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 2:02 pm
onishi-kuri Newsreporter: In reicent times, people have been seen jumpping of the Midgar Super Highway*video is played of Aeris jumpping off goins "WRAAHHHAAHHAHAHA!!"* Shocking.. Jesse: What else is on?*turns on Simpsons* Hehehe, fart.. Newsreporter: We interrupt this program to tell you that someone else had jumped off the Midgar Super Highway *video is played of Cloud jumping off* Jesse: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! STOP RUINING MY DAY!!!!! *jumps off the highway*
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 2:14 pm
Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Newsreporter: In reicent times, people have been seen jumpping of the Midgar Super Highway*video is played of Aeris jumpping off goins "WRAAHHHAAHHAHAHA!!"* Shocking.. Jesse: What else is on?*turns on Simpsons* Hehehe, fart.. Newsreporter: We interrupt this program to tell you that someone else had jumped off the Midgar Super Highway *video is played of Cloud jumping off* Jesse: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! STOP RUINING MY DAY!!!!! *jumps off the highway* Eyore: I got nothin' ta live for *jumps of the highway* ((Eyore, from Winnie the Pooh)) Tifa: NOOOO!!! *grabs is tail* Eyore: get offa me you crazy b***h... Tifa: *Falls with Eyore* Newsreporter: With the death toll rising in the millions.. the Shin-ra decided to prevent the problem from ever happening again. Shin-ra Soldier 1: *put up a sign* Shin-ra Soldier 2: Now remeber, anyone who gets with in 10 yards of the sign gets shot on sight.
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 2:22 pm
Taylor_Highwind Tifa: OH s**t! PAPPERAZZI! YIKES!
*papperazzi attack asking her questions about the whole hero thing*
*random men walking by stare at her breasts*
Tifa: WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! crying funny,no-one makes tifa cry*filled with rage* *casts silence on the papperazzi and casts stop and blind on the the random men* my name is strife for a reason.....
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