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 Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:53 pm
Sen_Strife Bugenhaagen: Now I will lecture you on the planet, Nanaki. Red XIII: SHUT UP YOU OLD GEEZER!!!! I HATE THE PLANET!!! *big blast is heard (Red XIII's cosmo memory) in the truck where Sephiroth, Zack and their team are* Zack: *jumps around the truck* Sephiroth: ....... Zack: *uses Cloud as a punching bag* Sephiroth: ............... Zack: *flexes* Sephiroth: THAT'S IT!!! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU!!! SUPERNOVA!!! Zack: s**t... *wets himself* Cloud: Noooooooooo!!! I will avenge Zack! *picks up the buster sword and leaps over Sephiroth* Sephiroth: *jumps too and cuts him in half* Top Half of Cloud: Even with out My Legs I can kill yo--*dies* Bottom half of Cloud: *farts* Sephiroth: stare rofl rofl rofl HAHAHA he farted
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:43 pm
onishi-kuri Sen_Strife Bugenhaagen: Now I will lecture you on the planet, Nanaki. Red XIII: SHUT UP YOU OLD GEEZER!!!! I HATE THE PLANET!!! *big blast is heard (Red XIII's cosmo memory) in the truck where Sephiroth, Zack and their team are* Zack: *jumps around the truck* Sephiroth: ....... Zack: *uses Cloud as a punching bag* Sephiroth: ............... Zack: *flexes* Sephiroth: THAT'S IT!!! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU!!! SUPERNOVA!!! Zack: s**t... *wets himself* Cloud: Noooooooooo!!! I will avenge Zack! *picks up the buster sword and leaps over Sephiroth* Sephiroth: *jumps too and cuts him in half* Top Half of Cloud: Even with out My Legs I can kill yo--*dies* Bottom half of Cloud: *farts* Sephiroth: stare rofl rofl rofl HAHAHA he farted Sephiroth: *sniffs* eek Oh Gawd!! *grabs at neck* OH.... the stench.... *face turns purple* Ooooh..... .Nooo.. is this how the mighty sephiroth will fall?? Esfixiated by methane gas? *coughs up green blood* How... cough.... Can this be?! *falls to ground and his dead body farts*
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:06 pm
I hope this hasn't done before. But I really, really don't want to read through all 183 pages. sweatdrop Forgive my laziness.
Cloud: *in his dress from Wall Market, singing* I feel pretty, oh so pretty..
(Meanwhile, the rest of AVALANCHE, the Shinra executives, the Turks, and Sephiroth are all laughing their heads off in the background)
.. yeah. I thought it was funny. xp And picking on poor Cloud for the crossdressing bit is fun. XDD
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:05 am
Picking on Cloud is like hitting a fly with a Hummer. You just can't miss.
Cloud: I resent people calling me stupid. They are the ones playing me after all, so if I run into a wall repeatedly, or get stuck in a cave, isn't it really their fault?
Barret: So the FMV's are their fault too?
Cloud: ...
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:35 am
Deaths Apprentice onishi-kuri Sen_Strife Bugenhaagen: Now I will lecture you on the planet, Nanaki. Red XIII: SHUT UP YOU OLD GEEZER!!!! I HATE THE PLANET!!! *big blast is heard (Red XIII's cosmo memory) in the truck where Sephiroth, Zack and their team are* Zack: *jumps around the truck* Sephiroth: ....... Zack: *uses Cloud as a punching bag* Sephiroth: ............... Zack: *flexes* Sephiroth: THAT'S IT!!! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU!!! SUPERNOVA!!! Zack: s**t... *wets himself* Cloud: Noooooooooo!!! I will avenge Zack! *picks up the buster sword and leaps over Sephiroth* Sephiroth: *jumps too and cuts him in half* Top Half of Cloud: Even with out My Legs I can kill yo--*dies* Bottom half of Cloud: *farts* Sephiroth: stare rofl rofl rofl HAHAHA he farted Sephiroth: *sniffs* eek Oh Gawd!! *grabs at neck* OH.... the stench.... *face turns purple* Ooooh..... .Nooo.. is this how the mighty sephiroth will fall?? Esfixiated by methane gas? *coughs up green blood* How... cough.... Can this be?! *falls to ground and his dead body farts* Zack: I'm not dead you know... This chest plate the Aeris gave me somehow helped me survive... *smells the farts* AHHHHH!! I'm dying! *dies* X( Dragon: *Roar* *uses flamethrower and incinerates the truck* *truck explodes with the farts and the flames* Dragon: eek *dead* *back in Cosmo Canyon* Red XIII: *Smells the explosion* Ugh... Nice smell... Bugenhaagen: I LIVE!!! *telescope breaks and crushes Bugenhaagen* Red XIII: Heheheheeheheheh... *smells reaches the whole place* Nooooo!! I'm dying!! Hojo: *comes in with a mask and a oxygen tank connected to the mask and kidnaps Red XIII*
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:49 am
*scenes from FFVII Side Story*
Reno:*sings* When your a turk, your a turk till' the end from your first cigarrette to your last dying days. When you're a turk you've got things to hunt down and your job is to bring Sephiroth down.
Reno, Elena, and Rude: Your never alone. your never disconnected.
Reno: Or unprotected.
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Turks: The turks are gonna have their way toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Cloud and his friends will die toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. We'll have a royal rumble. Fair fight. The carnage and noise will wake up the towwwwwwwwwwwn.
Sephiroth: Tonight! Tonight! I see my love tonight!
Cloud: Today the moments seem like hours. the hours go so slowly.
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:02 am
Fyerluna Picking on Cloud is like hitting a fly with a Hummer. You just can't miss. Cloud: I resent people calling me stupid. They are the ones playing me after all, so if I run into a wall repeatedly, or get stuck in a cave, isn't it really their fault? Barret: So the FMV's are their fault too? Cloud: ... XDD Poor Cloud. But it's just so easy to pick on him.
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:37 am
Cloud: Ha! I dyed my hair green!
Tifa: WHoa Cloud!
Barret: Yeah whoa!
*a few minutes later of saying nothing*
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Chocobo Sage: *comes in* WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! My green chocobo escaped!!
Cloud: eek ........................... sweatdrop
Chocobo Sage: *Look at Cloud* AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! MY CHOCOBO!!!! YOU KILLED IT AND USED IT AS A WIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!! *summons choco/mog*
Chocobo: *bites off Clouds head*
Barret & Tifa: eek
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:16 pm
Cloud: *Has been blinded by one of the monster and walks into the showers on the Highwind* What's this? Hrmm it's squishy. Squishy, squishy. Hehehe redface .
~later~
Vincent: *to Tifa* yeah then Cloud just walked in on me and start squeezing my butt..
Tifa: That's horrible, give us a hug..*hugs* *Vincent's nose bleeds*
Cloud: gonk *removes hands*
~later~
Cloud:*not blind* Hey Barret, more manly that you! TWO GUNS!!*has two gun hands*
Barret: I heared about you...perv...*walks away*
Cloud: gonk
~later~
Yuffie: Here Cloud, give us a hug...
Cloud: It's just not the same... gonk
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:52 pm
onishi-kuri Cloud: *Has been blinded by one of the monster and walks into the showers on the Highwind* What's this? Hrmm it's squishy. Squishy, squishy. Hehehe redface . ~later~ Vincent: *to Tifa* yeah then Cloud just walked in on me and start squeezing my butt.. Tifa: That's horrible, give us a hug..*hugs* *Vincent's nose bleeds* Cloud: gonk *removes hands* ~later~ Cloud:*not blind* Hey Barret, more manly that you! TWO GUNS!!*has two gun hands* Barret: I heared about you...perv...*walks away* Cloud: gonk ~later~ Yuffie: Here Cloud, give us a hug... Cloud: It's just not the same... gonk Cait Sith: *whispering to self* Little does Vincent know that it was really me dressed in a Cloud outfit.
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:07 pm
Sephiroth: *singing* Kidnap the Santa Claus, lock him up real tight, throw away the key and then turn off all the lights.(Actually, I can see Sephy singing this song...It just fits...)
Vincent: *singing* Oh what a beautiful mooorning, oh what a beautiful day. I've got a beautiful feeeling everything's going my way.
Cloud: Who are you and what have you done with Vincent?
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:19 am
Fallen_Angel_Doomy Sephiroth: *singing* Kidnap the Santa Claus, lock him up real tight, throw away the key and then turn off all the lights.(Actually, I can see Sephy singing this song...It just fits...) Vincent: *singing* Oh what a beautiful mooorning, oh what a beautiful day. I've got a beautiful feeeling everything's going my way. Cloud: Who are you and what have you done with Vincent? Reeve Talking through his Vincent Bot: ninja I'm Vincent. I promise.... *the closet door breaks open and Vincent Bot 2 is standing there* Reeve talking through Vincent Bot 2: No!! You imposter! I'm the real Vincent!! The Real Vincent: *walks past singing* Oh what a beautiful mooorning, oh what a beautiful day. I've got a beautiful feeeling everything's going my way.
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:59 am
*just past the motorcycle mini-game before you leave Midgar*
Cloud: *almost falls off the edge* Whew... that was close
Robot biker dude: *falls off the edge*
Cloud: Hahahahahahahah!! he fell!!
Robot biker dude: *shoots a grapple and it goes through Cloud and grabs hold of him*
Cloud: Crap... *falls*
Barret: Yay! No more yellow-haired-b*****d!!!!
Everyone else: Yay! *goes off to party at Kalm*
Drunk Barret: *looks around* Whwre is *hic* everyone *hic*? *hears noices in a bedroom* *peeks inside* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*Red XIII, Tifa and Aeris are inside*
Drunk Barret: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs off to Midgar and jumps off the edge of the road*
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:25 am
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:09 am
Sen_Strife *just past the motorcycle mini-game before you leave Midgar* Cloud: *almost falls off the edge* Whew... that was close Robot biker dude: *falls off the edge* Cloud: Hahahahahahahah!! he fell!! Robot biker dude: *shoots a grapple and it goes through Cloud and grabs hold of him* Cloud: Crap... *falls* Barret: Yay! No more yellow-haired-b*****d!!!! Everyone else: Yay! *goes off to party at Kalm* Drunk Barret: *looks around* Whwre is *hic* everyone *hic*? *hears noices in a bedroom* *peeks inside* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Red XIII, Tifa and Aeris are inside* Drunk Barret: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs off to Midgar and jumps off the edge of the road* Red XII:*braiding Tifa's Hair* WTF was his problem.... Aeris: I don't know Tifa: Yeah *braid finished, then get up ans kisses Aeris* Aeris: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *jumps off Midgar super highway* Tifa:*Lonely* Red XIII: UM ah, yeah...*runs home*
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