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 Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:29 am
Granted, but the person who hugs you smells like rotten cheese, and becomes your stalker.
I wish I may I wish I might, oh wait... I wish I had a pet dinosaur named Wally
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 3:56 am
granted but your pet was a fully grown T-rex and it ate you before you could train him
i wish for a...... a...... a...... i wish for an angel
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 11:40 am
You get one, a beautiful blond angel with wings white as the purest snow. She adores you and promises that she will never leave your side and love you for all eternity..
Unfortunately, it turns out that she is merely a somewhat psychotic girl wearing a costume, who ran away from the nearest anime-con. Her boyfriend murders you in a jealous rage.
I wish for eternal happiness
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 4:13 pm
Granted, however you are so happy you laugh of your life... laughing and laughing... until you die.
I wish to become a magician.
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 12:32 am
You become one. That is, until the security camera at the gas station catches you making things disappear.
I want to live in horrible agony.
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 1:38 am
Granted. You live out the rest of your long, happy life in a prosperous little town named Horrible Agony. This town is filled with fresh food, good beer, and beautiful women, and all of your needs will be met here for as long as you live. =D
(...I have a feeling I just got reverse-psychology'd.)
You are locked in a room with all the walls, including the ceiling and the floor, covered in indestructible TV screens playing nothing but non-stop Nyan Cat 24/7.
I wish Pokeymanz were real. Wow, no one likes that one huh? I wish Digimon were real instead, how about that?
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 12:47 pm
Granted, have fun dealing with the seven demon lords and evil digimons crushing the whole human world.
I wish the vegetables don't exist.
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 1:42 pm
Granted. Unfortunately, Tomatoes, Pumpkins, beets, cucumbers, and Zucchini still exist (as they're fruits), and they rapidly grow in popularity to take the place of not only all other fruits, but the missing veggies as well.
I wish Stephenie Meyer's horrendous fanfiction stories had never become famous...
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 1:53 am
Granted, unfortunatly all the twitards took an interest in anime and started writing horrible fanfic, it is so bad that Anime and manga are banned from America and Japan is bombing end the world as we know it. this will cause Anonymous to riot eventually culminating with the shadow leaders of anonymous somehow launching a nuke at china who responds by nuking everyone destroying the world. But at least Twilight was never written.
I wish I was a demon IRL
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:48 am
(Apparently you've never read actual anime fanfiction. rofl Fanfics that bad exist out there... thankfully unlike Twilight no one pays them any heed haha~)
Granted. You are sucked down to the pits of hell, where you spend all of eternity getting raped, puked, s**t on, torn apart, cut into pieces, and incinerated by satan's higher-ups until God eventually just smites your a**.
I wish Hitler had gotten into Art school instead of being rejected and consequently forced into dictator school (paraphrasing of actual events).
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:12 pm
Granted. However, it seems Hitler is much talented to call people attention with his painting than with his words. Quickly rise the people into war again, but since he is no longer in charge, someone more competent takes command of the army and Germany wins the second world war. Enjoy your live as their slave.
I wish to have a dragon as a pet, loyal and kind.
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:40 pm
Granted. However, a evil dragon comes along and kicks its a** and it runs away out of embarrasment.[ crying So sorry dragon]
I wish for a giant box of fruity pebbles that will never go bad or stale
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:56 pm
Granted, but they all have cyanide in them.
I wish that I could go into the world of any comic book, manga, show, book, or game that I want to.
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:18 pm
iAm Techno-san Granted, but they all have cyanide in them. I wish that I could go into the world of any comic book, manga, show, book, or game that I want to. Granted you go into that world but in a quick second, you get captured and start getting tested because your a 3-D being in a 2-D world. I wish for a Jamoca frappe
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:20 pm
Darkfire Karan iAm Techno-san Granted, but they all have cyanide in them. I wish that I could go into the world of any comic book, manga, show, book, or game that I want to. Granted you go into that world but in a quick second, you get captured and start getting tested because your a 3-D being in a 2-D world. I wish for a Jamoca frappe Granted, but its made of a brown substance different than coffee.....
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