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 Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:05 pm
You won't feed on Virgil you monster! scream
Not now, not ever.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:08 pm
"Not if he says otherwise. God, if you have such a huge crush on him, steal him now." Wallace rolls his eyes. "Anyway, I have to go. I'll wake up in one of your beds tomorrow." Wallace stumbles off his stool and heads off...to share your bed.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:08 pm
Sorry Patience, but it's too late. That succubus totally sucked my bus.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:10 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:10 pm
Hmmmm... the demon does have a point.
Virgil! In order to save your soul and keep you away from the devil's tempations, you must be taken into a monastery.
With prayers and the love of God we will reverse what the devil has done tonight. biggrin
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:10 pm
I...I gotta go...my ears....
::staggers out::
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:12 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:12 pm
::Looks at Hartley as he walks out::
..Feel better, Hart...
::Frowns and looks worried::
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:13 pm
*frowns and watches Hartley leave, taking a drag on his cigar*
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:14 pm
"The succubus sucked my bus?"
Ugh. That's all I'm gonna say. Ugh.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:16 pm
YOU are obviously not a Teenage Mutant Ninja Wordsmith
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:16 pm
It's okay Virg.
We will sing, we will feast and we will pray. Within a few years, you'll hardly ever remember this horrible awful night crying
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:18 pm
I'm pretty sure that was a Julia Roberts movie, not what happens to me next.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:19 pm
Dude. You're Static. You're supposed to be funnier than Dane Cook. 'Course, that's not exactly aiming high, but you get my point.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:21 pm
Yes, we will watch all the Julia Roberts movies you want. biggrin
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