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 Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:55 pm
Uh.
::realizes he's dumped an entire bottle onto the bar::
Let's nobody threaten to crush any part of another person's anatomy tonight, huh?
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:55 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:56 pm
Selene Gallio I wouldn't taint myself with a soul such as his. Cassie, you may do what you please with the Jack fellow.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:56 pm
Virgil Hawkins OHHHHHHHH yeah. Driving is going to be awesome. HOW OLD ARE YOU?!?!
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:57 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:58 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:59 pm
OHH! You mean that kid? Whew, I thought you meant the jiggly butt girl
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:59 pm
Dude...Wallace...dump your fake high school boyfriend.
*pounds on the bar, laughing*
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:00 pm
HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND.
((SARAH. I AM GOING TO KILL YOU. TEN TIMES OVER. WITH A LADLE.))
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:01 pm
::raises his hand::
I'm in my early 30's.
And that's as specific as I'm going to get.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:01 pm
"You made out with him. And danced with him practically naked at a wedding. You're dating. He's your boyfriend."
((XOXO YOU SAY THIS, BUT I KNOW YOU LOVE ME AS MUCH AS A GAY MAN CAN LOVE A WOMAN.))
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:03 pm
Yoooooouuuuuu should calm down. I'm pretty sure the Nexus doesn't operate under state, local or federal laws.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:04 pm
*takes a drink of whiskey*
I'm nearing 100.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:06 pm
See what happens when you assault everyone who walks in the door with that tentacle you keep inside your mouth?
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:06 pm
Wallace has tongued:
A sexy man in his 30s.
A probably virginal teen boy.
A crusty old cougar.
Wallace is the bentley of the gay world. Everyone wants a ride.
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