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 Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:09 pm
Wait...what? No, I didn't find Brainy. Why would you say....
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UGH! I am not gay for Brainy.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:13 pm
"I don't have mono. Idiot." Wallace makes himself comfy on Hartley's lap. "Red Head darling, you've kissed many a man in this bar now by proxy."
Hartley "Skin Flute" Rathaway
Scale 1-10: 9.8
Gay: So gay his lap will have a permanent indent of Wallace's butt.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:14 pm
Then how did Dani cure the mono you gave me? Hmmm? Ha...logic has foiled you.
*goes back to his decoding*
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:19 pm
Maybe you got mono from something else. Did you maybe start wondering if urinal cakes were really cake because why would they call it that if they weren't? Then took a bite of one? 'Cause I've... definitely... never... done... that.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:22 pm
Chris, is it entirely possible that you panicked yourself into thinking you had mono and Danielle just did some song and dance to calm you down?
::looks at Wallace::
By the way. Hartley. Nice to meet you.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:27 pm
*slowly turn on the bar stool to look at Virgil*
Dude...I was once so drunk in here that I got my foot stuck in the toilet and was convinced that the Toilet Ape had his damn, dirty paws on me...and I still didn't eat a urinal cake.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:28 pm
"I made out with you...and you ate a ....urinal cake?" Wallace points an accusatory finger.
"Wallace, nice to meet you." He fluffs his hair.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:30 pm
The Pied Piper made out with someone named Wallace, whose last name isn't West. The Internet just let out a collective, disappointed sigh.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:31 pm
No! I said I definitely did not do that! Wait... we made out? Was that the...?
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Ooooooooooh... martini night.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:32 pm
I'm pretty sure the Toilet Ape's Tic-Tacs are urinal cakes. Did he offer you a mint?
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:32 pm
"Yeah. Electric slide. Gay wedding. YOU EATING A URINAL CAKE."
Wallace makes out with Hartley some more.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:34 pm
You forgot awesome drinking songs!
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:34 pm
The bar is getting way funner these days.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:34 pm
"Whoa. You are a urinal cake?"
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:35 pm
I'm pretty sure the focal point here is that Powell pooped himself a little.
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