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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:16 pm
Zadok the 28th Granted but your dad was two busy collecting them all and you were never created. Now you miss out on pokemon forever I wish I was a super villian granted, u are a called milkman distroying cities with 3 extra flavours chocolate,strawberry and seasonal eggnog... then u were killed by the superhero mouldman which moulded your milk i wish to be able to control flame and not be hurt by it or even feel burns
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:20 pm
Granted but even though you are in complete control of the flames, the government and societies world wide mark you as a threat and make you go live in Siberia all by yourself for 50 years then they nuke you for no apparent reason.
I wish For a dog named pluto
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:29 pm
really they nuke me >_>
granted your dog is named pluto.. it is a cerberus that does not obey anyone and he/she kills you together
i wish the world to be unpolluted and have lot's of green forest
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:35 pm
Granted, but then you wake up from that wonderful dream you were having where the world was unpolluted and had lots of green forests. I wish for a giant fish that ate whoever I told it to eat.
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:36 pm
Granted but thanks to you, many jobs were lost that needed to pollute like garbage company. And Nuclear Power Plants. Some jobs were gained, but not enough. You have doubled the Nations Debt. You were stoned to death the next day...
I wish for a chimmichanga! : D
Edit: Aww Crap! Fudge beat me... well I'll answer his.
Granted but accidentally said your name and died because you were auditioning for American Idol
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:38 pm
granted but since i dunno what a chimiconga is i just give u an ice-cream cone
i wish for the sky to be green
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:40 pm
ichigo ivan ow UnHolyFudge Granted, but then you wake up from that wonderful dream you were having where the world was unpolluted and had lots of green forests. I wish for a giant fish that ate whoever I told it to eat. granted but none day u excidentally kicked your house door and it hurt like hell... u screamed "**** my foot" then the fish ate your foot thingking it was an order i wish for the sky to be green Granted you single handidly polluted the earth water. Making the sky green. You were stone to death the next day. I wish I had a chimmichanga! : D
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:43 pm
Darkfire Karan ichigo ivan ow UnHolyFudge Granted, but then you wake up from that wonderful dream you were having where the world was unpolluted and had lots of green forests. I wish for a giant fish that ate whoever I told it to eat. granted but none day u excidentally kicked your house door and it hurt like hell... u screamed "**** my foot" then the fish ate your foot thingking it was an order i wish for the sky to be green Granted you single handidly polluted the earth water. Making the sky green. You were stone to death the next day. I wish I had a chimmichanga! : D granted but since i dunno what a chimmichange is i just give u a bom about to expload EDIT: din make wish sorry. i wish for a cool star
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:57 pm
Granted, you are thrown into a white dwarf star. Who knows what wll happen to you.
I wish for chuck norris to lose
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:17 pm
granted chuck norris lose..... his humanity and saw u and smack the living out of you
i wish bruce lee was still alive
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:22 pm
Granted, but him and chuck norris constantly fight for dominence and as a result entire cities are destroyed when they host tournaments
I wish I was a bit taller
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:50 pm
Granted, but suddenly at that moment Congress passes a law saying people of your height and taller must be killed on sight. Something about some virus or something. You're lucky that people of your exact height tend to be immune, but the government has not figured that out yet. Good luck surviving until the cure is found.
I wish the cure for cancer did just that; cure cancer with no messed up side-effects.
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:56 pm
Granted, but you found the cure and are then alienated from humanity because they put you on a higher level of beings than others. You become a super celebrity, lose all of your friends, and are lied to by people trying to take your money for the rest of your life. you end up a depressed heap who cant make tails nor heads of life and in order to reverse it you sabotage your own creation and kill yourself in the process.
I wish I was in another ocean
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:50 pm
Granted. You are in another ocean. Unfortunately you are deep underwater and drown.
I wish that i had perfect 20/20 vision
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:48 am
After a horrible car accident you find yourself with 20/20 vision due to some kind of strange brain damage, unfortunately you are also paralyzed for the rest of your life....
I wish for a hug
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