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 Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:12 pm
The groom bends over to pick up his car keys, Virgil sips his martini and proceeds down the aisle
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:15 pm
-sits down in a pew, embarrassed to be standing up during a wedding
the bride sits in his lap- "Hey you..."
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:15 pm
*pours himself a beer and hops on to the bar to sing*
A long time ago, way back in history,
When all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea.
Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops,
And he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops.
He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
And to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
Tiddly beer, beer, beer.
The Curtis bar, the James' Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well
One thing you can be sure of, it's Charlie's beer they sell
So all ye lads a lasses at eleven O'clock ye stop
For five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
And to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
Tiddly beer, beer, beer.
A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick,
The kind of lubrication to make your engine tick.
40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks.
It's only eight pence hapenny and one and six in tax, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
And to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
Tiddly beer, beer, beer.
The Lord bless Charlie Mops!
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:15 pm
"Uh, Chris, this is a wedding. Get some class." Embarrassing.
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:17 pm
Wallace P Wells Cassandra Sandsmark Wallace P Wells There is suddenly a gay wedding in the Nexus, which puts many conservatives on edge. But they get over it because the song is so catchy. Everyone.
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:18 pm
The wedding party is confused by the jarring, arhythmic change to the music and buzzes away angrily
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:20 pm
Wallace gives Cassie a ring that matches most of her outfits.
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:20 pm
Classy? My bad.
*sings again*
So bugger off, you bastards bugger off!
Bugger off, you bastards bugger off!
Like a herd of bloody swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off
Well you've been a lovely audience, but oh the time does pass.
So don't you all be lettin' the door hit you in the a**.
You've been a splendid audience, but enough is enough.
We'd take it very kindly if you'd all just bugger off!
Here's to all the bartenders and waitresses who've been servin' you your beers,
and puttin' up with your noxious breath and your stupid drunken leers.
so leave your money on the table when you go,
tomorrow you'll have a sorry head and nothin left to show
Here's to all the lovely ladies who might be waitin' for the band,
and thinkin' one of them might make a charmin' one night stand.
Please don't be offended girls this song is not for you.
we'll be happy to oblige you when this nasty job is through.
So you've been promisin' the ladies a night of lovin' bliss,
but truth be told your far to drunk to stand up straight and piss.
So give it up you lousy sods you'll not be gettin' laid.
and the sooner that you're out the door the sooner we'll get paid.
So bugger off, you bastards bugger off!
Bugger off, you bastards bugger off!
Like a herd of ******** swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:21 pm
"Oh my God Chris, you're such a life fail. You scared off the entire wedding!"
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:22 pm
Chris "Pouty Pucker" Powell
Title: Wedding Crasher
Status: Even lamer than before.
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:23 pm
Virgil "Electric Boogaloo" Hawkins
Scale of 1-10: 9
Gay: Only for Wallace.
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:24 pm
Wallace P Wells Wallace gives Cassie a ring that matches most of her outfits.
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:25 pm
Jack "So Awesome" Horner
Status: Epic
Should have his own movie.
Yeah, yeah? Right guys?
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:25 pm
Cassandra Sandsmark Wallace P Wells Wallace gives Cassie a ring that matches most of her outfits. "Girl, you worth it because you damn tasty."
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:29 pm
My first text box rating! Awesome.
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