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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:25 pm
"According to a terrible kisser."
Chris "Pouty Pucker" Powell Currently caught in a Catch 22
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:27 pm
Well...if we're terrible kissers then we are. We're happy and that's all that matters.
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I would offer you my services from Chris Powell's Center For Getting You Some Action but I don't think you need the help. I make commercials.
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:29 pm
"Nope. Maybe you could try for Skinner. I went home with him the other night, thinking it would be all Brokeback Mountain and spitting in hands, but nope. He bit me. And sometimes I'm into that, but I'd like a little foreplay first."
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:30 pm
*Saunters back in from the restroom*
eek
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:31 pm
Wallace is making out with Virgil.
And it is, indeed, electric.
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:32 pm
A vampire would be a challenge for my art...
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:32 pm
-totally saw that one coming-
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:33 pm
Virgil is making out with Wallace
He's having new feelings down there.
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:34 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:36 pm
"Chris, you must have been really bad. He moved right on to Virgil."
((Why did I even click that? Why would I ever even click that?))
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:38 pm
I'm over it.
((Why wouldn't you??? IT'S ELECTRIC!!!))
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:40 pm
Virexil is a powerful drug.
A wedding party feels the unique rhythm of the boogie woogie woogie and comes into the Bistro. They are making out with Wallace and Virgil.
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:40 pm
((Boogie woogie woogie.))
"And they're still going at it. Wow."
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:41 pm
And they're all in their bras and pannies...
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:42 pm
There is suddenly a gay wedding in the Nexus, which puts many conservatives on edge. But they get over it because the song is so catchy.
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