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 Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 4:34 pm
Sephiroth biggrin ammit,if I find out that Cloud took the last hot dog,I'll throw his sword in the dirt.
Vincent:whoever took the last pepsi is gonna get it!
Tifa:I betcha Yuffie did it!That little #####!
Cid:Where's the @$%&*#% remote you little pieces of #$%&!!!!!!
Barret:The last time I saw Cloud was at the garage sell.He was drinking a pepsi and eating a hot dog,while selling a remote.
All:WHAT!!
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 7:30 pm
Sephiroth Plusie: RANCH!
Cloud: stare
Sephiroth Plusie: RAAAAANNNCCCCHHHH!!!
Cloud: Horrid Demon, past and old, why ye sit there on mein door?
Sephiroth Plusie: RAAANNCCHH!
Cloud: Horrid beast, I implor! Why Ye sit there on mein door?
Sephiroth Plusie: RANCH!!
Cloud: Once again foul Demon, ye remind me of ancient lore, please leave me and close the door.
Sephiroth Plusie: RANCH!!!! *attacks Cloud* twisted
Cloud: Foulest Demon, please show yeild, Just go, frolic, in some random feild!
[to be continued]
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:08 pm
onishi-kuri Sephiroth Plusie: RANCH! Cloud: stare Sephiroth Plusie: RAAAAANNNCCCCHHHH!!! Cloud: Horrid Demon, past and old, why ye sit there on mein door? Sephiroth Plusie: RAAANNCCHH! Cloud: Horrid beast, I implor! Why Ye sit there on mein door? Sephiroth Plusie: RANCH!! Cloud: Once again foul Demon, ye remind me of ancient lore, please leave me and close the door. Sephiroth Plusie: RANCH!!!! *attacks Cloud* twisted Cloud: Foulest Demon, please show yeild, Just go, frolic, in some random feild! [to be continued] Cait Sith: Ooooh... Continuations.. O_O
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:36 pm
Cid: *goes outside to take a ride on the Highwindbut it isn't there* WHERE THE &$@/ IS MY HIGHWIND!!!!!!!!??????????? *travels around the world angrily kicking monsters' a** while searching for the airship* WHERE THE FRIGGING HELL IS MY AIRSHIP!!!!!!!!!! scream *Arrives in Midgar and sees Cloud selling the highwind in a yard sale* WHAT THE &%$@ ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!???
Cloud: I'm selling junk... Why?
Cid: HOW DARE YOU TRY TO SELL MY AIRSHIP!!!!!!!!!!! scream scream
Cloud: What's the big deal? It's not like it's irreplaceable...
Cid: Wel the airship can be replaced... But not the super powered Ultima Weapon inside it...
Cloud: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????? *sees the Highwind take off* NOOOOOOOOOOO
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:06 am
Vincent: *singing* I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, there they are a standing in a row *lining up Tifa, Yuffie, Aeris and Elena*
Aeris: Big ones!
Yuffie: Small ones!
Tifa: Some as big as your head!
Elena: Give em a twist a flick of the wrist that's what is surely said.
*wash, rinse, repeat as necessary*
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:22 am
Cloud: Hmmm....
Barrett: What'cha doin'?
Cloud: Trying to figure out this new hair gel works...
Barrett: What'd ya mean?
Cloud: It says Lather Rinse and Repeat, but whenever I rinse it stops working. sad
Barrett: You do know that's Yuffie's Moisturizer right?
Cloud: What?! gonk
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 10:07 am
Deaths Apprentice Cloud: Hmmm.... Barrett: What'cha doin'? Cloud: Trying to figure out this new hair gel works... Barrett: What'd ya mean? Cloud: It says Lather Rinse and Repeat, but whenever I rinse it stops working. sad Barrett: You do know that's Yuffie's Moisturizer right? Cloud: What?! gonk Yuffie: CLOUD!!!! What are you doing with my moisturizer!?!?!? Cloud: Errrrrr... Nothing. sweatdrop Yuffie: LEAVE MY MOISTURIZER ALONE!!!!! *Beats up Cloud* Barret: eek *whistles and back away slowly*
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:16 pm
onishi-kuri Sephiroth Plusie: RANCH! Cloud: stare Sephiroth Plusie: RAAAAANNNCCCCHHHH!!! Cloud: Horrid Demon, past and old, why ye sit there on mein door? Sephiroth Plusie: RAAANNCCHH! Cloud: Horrid beast, I implor! Why Ye sit there on mein door? Sephiroth Plusie: RANCH!! Cloud: Once again foul Demon, ye remind me of ancient lore, please leave me and close the door. Sephiroth Plusie: RANCH!!!! *attacks Cloud* twisted Cloud: Foulest Demon, please show yeild, Just go, frolic, in some random feild! [to be continued] Sp: RANCH!!! Cloud: Let me be, And you shall see. I Am only the man who got cuaght up in this snaphoo! Sp: RANCH!! *eat's Cloud's eye* Cloud: MY EYE!!!!!*wakes up* Tifa: CLOUD!!! aAre you alright!? Cloud: Tif....I dreamed of Sephiroth again... Tifa: Was it the dream with the Shower? Cloud: No.....Sephiroth was all tiny and kept going-- Sephiroth Plusie: RANCH!! Cloud: AHH!! Tifa: What is it?! oh... my..um....*takes plusie* Cloud: stare [To be ended NOW!]
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 1:57 pm
onishi-kuri onishi-kuri Sephiroth Plusie: RANCH! Cloud: stare Sephiroth Plusie: RAAAAANNNCCCCHHHH!!! Cloud: Horrid Demon, past and old, why ye sit there on mein door? Sephiroth Plusie: RAAANNCCHH! Cloud: Horrid beast, I implor! Why Ye sit there on mein door? Sephiroth Plusie: RANCH!! Cloud: Once again foul Demon, ye remind me of ancient lore, please leave me and close the door. Sephiroth Plusie: RANCH!!!! *attacks Cloud* twisted Cloud: Foulest Demon, please show yeild, Just go, frolic, in some random feild! [to be continued] Sp: RANCH!!! Cloud: Let me be, And you shall see. I Am only the man who got cuaght up in this snaphoo! Sp: RANCH!! *eat's Cloud's eye* Cloud: MY EYE!!!!!*wakes up* Tifa: CLOUD!!! aAre you alright!? Cloud: Tif....I dreamed of Sephiroth again... Tifa: Was it the dream with the Shower? Cloud: No.....Sephiroth was all tiny and kept going-- Sephiroth Plusie: RANCH!! Cloud: AHH!! Tifa: What is it?! oh... my..um....*takes plusie* Cloud: stare [To be ended NOW!] Sorry, can't resist. Barrett: WHO SPILT RANCH ON MY $#$%^&# MACHINE GUN!!! scream
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 3:53 pm
Sephiroth: Curse you Ranch!
Cloud: You are such a rip off!
Dart: stare What are you talking about? Who are you?
Aeris: Besides, Lavitz is the real rip off here.
Lavitz: Sh! No one's supposed to know!
((Lavitz and Dart were borrowed from The Legend of Dragoon.))
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:52 pm
Cloud:.....
Tifa:.....
Barret: What is it-- OH MY SWEET LORD!!
Yuffie: *in a wedding dress, Elena is in her Turk suit beside her*
Cid & Vincent: SWEET! xd
Cait Sith: Dearly beloved..*and all that other crap*
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 7:48 pm
Fyerluna Sephiroth: Curse you Ranch! Cloud: You are such a rip off! Dart: stare What are you talking about? Who are you? Aeris: Besides, Lavitz is the real rip off here. Lavitz: Sh! No one's supposed to know! ((Lavitz and Dart were borrowed from The Legend of Dragoon.)) Cloud: Tifa! Dart there now!! *points off a cliff* Dart: *falls off the cliff* xp
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 9:28 am
Deaths Apprentice Fyerluna Sephiroth: Curse you Ranch! Cloud: You are such a rip off! Dart: stare What are you talking about? Who are you? Aeris: Besides, Lavitz is the real rip off here. Lavitz: Sh! No one's supposed to know! ((Lavitz and Dart were borrowed from The Legend of Dragoon.)) Cloud: Tifa! Dart there now!! *points off a cliff* Dart: *falls off the cliff* xp And so all the LoD characters partied, except Rose, who was smitten with Dart and Lavitz who was dead by this time. Tifa: *hopes for that trick to work on Cloud*
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 12:10 pm
Cloud:....damn..
Vincent: yeah...tough luck.*put's hand on shoulder*
Cloud: Man, Tifa shot me...
Barret: let's take him to a bar...
Cid: yeah, that'll make him feel better...
Cloud: xp *dead*
Barret: wow....I CALL HIS TOP BUNK!!!
Everyone else: aww... sad
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 10:35 pm
onishi-kuri Cloud:....damn.. Vincent: yeah...tough luck.*put's hand on shoulder* Cloud: Man, Tifa shot me... Barret: let's take him to a bar... Cid: yeah, that'll make him feel better... Cloud: xp *dead* Barret: wow....I CALL HIS TOP BUNK!!! Everyone else: aww... sad Yuffie: I get the bottom bunk!! domokun
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