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 Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:33 am
onishi-kuri Sen_Strife onishi-kuri *in the manson from Resident Evil* Tifa:*the first zombie scene* Cl--Cloud? Cloud:*turns around* eek Boooooooo--Booooooooobs! *walks like a zombie towards Tifa* Tifa: Well isn't THAT Rude! Rude: Yes my lovey image of lovey love angel! heart blaugh Cloud: MINE!!!*Crushes Rude with Buster Sword, then is covered with blood* O.o;;; Tifa: eek Zombie Barret: Brains! *eat's Rude's Brains* Yuffie: hi guys! Aeris:*with a shotgun* DIE B*TCH!! *shoots Yuffie* Zombie Barret:Hrmm..*eats Yuffie's Brains* Tifa: What the ferk.... Aeris: Yeah, who in the Hell wrote this crap? Me: WTF AM I DOING HERE? Last thing I remember is I was giving a wedgie to Reeve... Hmmm... Wait lemme check the name of the person who made this story... eek IT'S ONISHI!!!!!! DAMN YOU!!! Zombie Barret: Braaaaainssss *walks towards Sen* Me: Shut it you black b*****d *pulls out bazooka and blows up barret* b***h... onishi-kuri: In the foolishness of Sen-Strife's actions, everyone died Thanks, Sen-Strife, You doomed us all, again.. Me: Yeah, I know I doomed you all... Say, a nuke war is about to start because of me, shut up and watch how you get blown up.
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:54 pm
Sephiroth: I'm Rick James b***h scream !!!!
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:23 pm
Hello everyone, I just thought I'd start a Series of how it happeneds!!
"HOW HOJO WEN'T MAD" or "WHENCE THE MADDNESS DREW THEN GREW"
Hojo: Ok let's take a look shall we?
Tifa's Mom: Yes Profecesser, *puts on glasses*
Hojo: WHAT!? THIS ISN'T RIGHT!!
Aeris's Mom:*dressed like a hoe*
Hojo: NAPPY TIME!
Tifa & Aeris's Moms:*fall asleep*
Hojo: Ok let switch those brains.
~later~
Hojo: Well, their heads maybe held together by tape, but they should be ok.. sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 5:51 am
(How Zack met Sephiroth)
Zack: Yay! I'm in SOLDIER!!!!
Sephiroth:Well, that wasn't the most greceful performance but you did well rookie.
Zack: OMG, Sephiroths talking... To me? eek *faints*
Sephiroth: *marks another one on his faintings list* Heheheheheh... Hey look at that sucker with the crazy yellow hair that only managed to make it to Mp.
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:28 am
Aeris surprised o.i see,u and tifa r girlfrends and boyfriends
Cloud:hell yea.wat u think?
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:51 am
Sephiroth: :: Brittish Voice :: I Luff ramen!
Cloud: Some how thats not to convincing...
Sephiroth: Well, Ello govnah!
Aeris: Poke it with a stick!!! scream
Yuffie:....This Is why we don't give Aeris sugar, okay Cid? stare
Cid: But.....she gave me a teddy bear. :: 4laugh ::
Cloud: And here I thought you were just stupid.
Sepiroth and Aeris: :: making-out ::
Yuffie: Now that's just sick.
Barret: Why the hell am I here?
Cid: To take pictures of Aeris and Sephiroth so we can post the on the internet and expose them.
Yuffie:.....
Cloud:.....
Barret: *click* Pictures taken. smile
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:55 am
Sephiroth: Screw you Jenova! I've had enough of you! I willkill you myself and find my real mother! scream
Vincent: Lucrecia, who?
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:03 am
*Yuffie's dancing on the table, this occuring while Everyone is eating*
Cid: WILL YOU SIT THE F$#@ DOWN YOU LITTLE B*TCH!!!!!
Yuffie: gonk
~later~
*everyone's around a table*
Tifa: Yuffie, We decided to through you off the Highwind
*trap door opens then Yuffie falls though*
Cait Sith: I'll save you! *jumps through the door being crushed half way as it closes*
Cloud: Thank God!
Sephiroth: I know!
Everyone:*stares at Sephiroth*
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:22 pm
barret: save the rainforests, wipe ur butt with an owl
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:24 pm
The_Shadow0425 barret: save the rainforests, wipe ur butt with an owl Cloud: Barret, how in the world would that save the pla- Tifa:THAT'S A GREAT IDEA BARRET! Cloud: But there isn't any rainforests i- Cid: Yeah Barret, great Idea Barret:Thanks! Vincent, Sephiorth, and Cloud: What Idiots mad
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:30 pm
Sephiroth:hey aeris have a flower
Aeris:*eats Sephiroth*
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 10:44 am
Cloud: Don't see too many flowers around here...
Aeris: Oh, these? Do you want to buy one, their only 100,000 gil!
Cloud: WHAT!? scream
Aeris: Hey, I'm the slum drunk and I'm poor, come on! gonk
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 10:44 am
onishi-kuri The_Shadow0425 barret: save the rainforests, wipe ur butt with an owl Cloud: Barret, how in the world would that save the pla- Tifa:THAT'S A GREAT IDEA BARRET! Cloud: But there isn't any rainforests i- Cid: Yeah Barret, great Idea Barret:Thanks! Vincent, Sephiorth, and Cloud: What Idiots mad Yuffie: You called? Vincent: No :: points gun at her head :: Cid: :: eats gun :: Cid: Yummy! A Peach! :: tries to eat Vincent and Sephiroth :: Cloud: :: kills cid :: Sephy and Vinnie: Thank you!
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 10:46 am
Miss Mew Sephiroth: I'm Rick James b***h scream !!!! Barret: Don't make me pimp slap you b***h! :: slaps him ::
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 10:52 am
Novacain Miss Mew Sephiroth: I'm Rick James b***h scream !!!! Barret: Don't make me pimp slap you b***h! :: slaps him :: this is how it really goes. Barret: im rick james b***h! im the baddest ******** in town!
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