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Godfrey Potter-Lockhart Crew
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 Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:50 pm
xD Naz's mom! XD Awesome.
I ENTER NAO.
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:58 pm
razz And I'm not doing anything for valentines. biggrin
I don't even have any chocolate. :O But that's because I didn't want any. razz
My mom's out to dinner with her not-boyfriend-thing. Too tedious to explain. She's just out.
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Godfrey Potter-Lockhart Crew
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Godfrey Potter-Lockhart Crew
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:08 pm
HAI GUYZ:
It's okay that I stole this from the edit thread, because I stole it from myself. 8D
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 6:29 am
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:54 am
Installing 500+ fonts takes way too much time. sweatdrop gonk
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:10 am
*Miserable* My old computer had Microsoft Word on it... I hate using art programs to make banners, and since I don't have Word... gonk
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:10 pm
Hey Naz, I dunno where you get your fonts from, but I like this site. : D
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:46 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
I just dumped a huge shovel of s**t onto the neighbor's yard.
:/
But it was their dog's s**t, so it's alright. XD
My mom told them that we didn't want dog s**t in our yard (IF we did, we'd get a dog)
So she's been depressed lately, so I was just like '******** it' when I saw all teh s**t, scooped it up with the snow shovel and a stick, and dumped it on top of two piles of s**t that were all close together in their yard. So now they've got a good spattering of s**t on their side of the yard.
I feel satisfied.
She tried to get the snow plow guy to plow both sides of the driveway, saying my mom would get it this time and that 'she'd get it next time' even though she'd asked my mom if they could do that JUST the day before, and my mom had said no.
They should walk their goddamned dog if the snow hasn't melted enough on their side for it to use the yard.
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Godfrey Potter-Lockhart Crew
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:10 pm
Ugh, bad neighbors can really ruin living in a cool house. x_x I LOVED this apartment when Kat and I first got it, but then a bunch of ghetto ******** (white and black, 'ghetto' here meaning the lowest of the low rather than "girl, that hat is so ghetto! <3") moved in around us and now people come and go at all hours buying drugs and the cops keep getting called over baby mama drama. sweatdrop
You should send them mail (depositing it in a mailbox far away and not adding a return address) like this:
"Dear fellow inhabitant of _street_;
On several occasions, a dog identified as being yours has been seen trespassing into other residents’ yards and leaving very un-neighborly “presents.” While we understand it is impossible to prevent a curious pup from wandering on occasion (after all, who can explain property lines to a dog?) several neighbors have noted that you do not make an effort to clean up the messes left behind by your pet. And while this may simply be that you have not noticed your pup’s behavior, we are asking you on behalf of several unhappy residents that you kindly observe your dog’s outdoor activities, and try to clean up after your pup.
Sincerely,
Your Neighborhood Watch"
....And I have no life for typing that up XD LOL
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:15 pm
D< Ewww, people who don't pick up after their dogs. I hate that. Thankfully I live in the middle of the woods so my dogs can s**t where they want.
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Godfrey Potter-Lockhart Crew
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:06 pm
That sucks really hard, Naz. D: That's like, the ultimate in suckage.
*Flings poo at your neighbors*
The neighbor's dog is really, really fat though. It doesn't wander anywhere. So they'd know it was us. xD And it's better just to put the s**t over there and 'return their property' they'll get the message soon enough. :/
But they should really walk that thing. Srsly. It.. huge.... fat.... logs of poop.
XD
I'd rather have poop than drugs though. D: *Hugz Naz*
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:46 pm
It wouldn't piss me off so much if they weren't so obvious about it. Seriously, at least PRETEND that's not what you're doing. vv Silly lawbreakers XD
*Throws a steak filled with DEATHNESS to said dog*
I am in a weird mood today... I keep daydreaming about Lockhart/Harry. XD Like.. Harry shuffles into Lockhart's office, miserable and not wanting to deal with him at all, and Lockhart has him signing s**t like the time before... but after some time, Harry gets restless and starts drawing on his own arm -- little doodles of dragons and other silly 12 year old boy stuff like monsters eating Snape -- and Lockhart has a spaz attack. "Harry, my boy, you must never forget that your skin is your SELLING POINT! Such youth -- why it's almost paler than mine!" and starts scrubbing at his skin.. and he realizes Harry's all filthy and makes him undress and get into his tub for a proper washing XD
Lockhart: *Glaring* Well? Take off your robes, Harry! I won't let you destroy your reputation at such a young age! Do you think I would be such a success if I didn't bother to wash at your age? I didn't think so.
Harry: *Blushing but angry; does as he's told and hurries into the tub before Lockhart can see him naked*
Lockhart: *Starts to shampoo his hair* There we are! ^^ This is imported from Asia.. it's very expensive, I'll never use anything else for my delicate tresses... you wouldn't know it, but without proper care, I'm prone to split ends... *Blah blah*
Harry: *Is lulled* Uh-huh.. *Looks like a content kitty*
Lockhart: Why... Harry, my boy... *Tilts head, looking surprised* Has no one ever washed your hair for you? oo
Harry: Er.. no. oO;;
Lockhart: How horrible! And you so famous.. why, you'll grow up thinking you don't deserve your fame at this rate, being treated so coarsely.. *Starts taking off his robes*
Harry: Er.... professor.... *wtf*
Lockhart: *Irritated* Well I've GOT to show you how to be pampered, Harry -- it's my duty as a fellow celebrity!!
// I talk too much. XD And think too much, too.
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:59 pm
D
And.....Hehehehehe. Hah, yes! XD Exactly like that.
And when Lockhart was in Mugnos, it was Harry who gave him the baths. 8D Adorable nineteen year old other!Harry. Who felt dirty for having naughty throughts about a guy who didn't remember him ten minutes later, at first.
XD8D But omg, that's almost exactly how I imagined Lockhart would be with Adela and Godfrey. xD But without any sexings. XD Just all advice giving and washing their hair. 8D When they were like three or four or five. Omg.
*Squee*
Mmmm... Fic set. Gilderoy washes Harry. OTHER!Harry washes Gilderoy. Gilderoy washes their kids. 8D Awwwwww....... innocent. Exscept the first one. >D
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:10 pm
...*Puts some sexings in there anyways* xd
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:12 pm
XD You would play a good Lockhart, yeah.
O_o Y'know, if you wanted to play him, you could. *NO I WOULD STOP U. D<*
I mean, all you'd need to know is around when Godfrey and ADela were nine, Gilderoy started to want to go off and write another book, do something.
And he and Harry sort of drifted apart with his absenses. Harry started going to practice more and not being home.
And before the twins were eleven, they'd sort of seperated, Gilderoy living at his own place. And then Gilderoy had an accident that resulted in him losing his memory again and reverting. But sporadically remembering his kids and Harry and stuff. And Harry couldn't fix it this time.
Harry felt bad, of course, thinking that if he'd just stayed with him, Gilderoy wouldn't had his accident. But after about two years, he met the Xeno from another world when the man becamse his Accountant.
And it was like 'BAZAM' and then Xeno (through powers of pink elephants) had a baby, Roderick.
So, yeah. :B Godfrey loves Gilderoy a lot, and visits him mucho. D< But he's got Daddy issues with harry anyways.
Harry and Gilderoy aren't divorced though. :O
So...... if you did want to play him, there you go. xD RANDOM CURE.
Or you could just pull in a Gilderoy from another world, and make up your own shizzles. Like I said, if you were wanting to play him. :O
XD
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