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 Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:56 pm
I have never had a tick on my head – unless you count my little sister. She can suck the life out of you and is prone to glomp one's head and bite... I think that makes her more of a headcrab though...
The first time you ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:58 pm
It wasn't exactly the middle of nowhere, but it was in the middle of a long bridge above the Tampa bay, at night, with cars wizzing by constantly; I was 21. That count?
First time you lived in a hotel for months?
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:24 pm
(I went over that bridge, yes it counts)
Not really months, just shy of 2 months. Mom burned down the house because it disrespected her. We spent just shy of 2 months in a hotel and then just shy of a year in a condominium while things were rebuilt.
The first time you got lost and tried to ask a pig for directions? Bonus points if the pig was able to help you.
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:38 pm
I believe I was 7. I got turned around in my grandparent's huge back yard (it was the country here) so I just follwed the smell until I ran into the pigstye. I asked this big white and black oinker which direction the house was and he pointed left with his tail but his snout was pointing right (I think he watched The WIzard of Oz too many times). It was all so confusing but I made it home all right. xd
The first time you realized that you couldn't dance.
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:45 pm
But... I thought I was a great dancer! gonk crying *Dies a little inside.*
The first time you were tossing pumpkins into a truck and knocked the catcher out of the truck?
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:35 pm
I've never done so.
First time you found out your grandmother was evil?
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:58 pm
When I was born and told everyone to "Kill it."
First time you flubbed a line and had to ad-lib in a play?
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:01 pm
I was never brave enough to try out for a play. So, never.
First time you really started to wonder if you were being fed meat from a cow or meat from a human at public restaurants.
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:04 pm
I probably would not care, I need the protein more than I need morals. cry
The first person you hated.
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:09 pm
The first person I hated was a kid named Andrew in my 7th grade class. He was a putz - and a noisy, obnoxious one at that - who delighted in teasing those who could not defend themselves (I had to continuely put him in his place).
First time you saw a movie that got your body randy.
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:32 pm
That has, amazingly, never happened to me.
The first time you were able to go into a class involving anything sexual without giggling?
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:49 pm
5th grade - human sexuality/functions class.
The first time you learned how to cart wheel?
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:08 am
First and last time was when I was 11.
The first time you won at a board game and could not help but be cocky?
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:11 am
I think I was 8 or 9.
The first time you spotted your animal spirit guide?
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:38 am
I am not sure. I am not even sure which were spirits and which were dæmons. Some might well have been hallucinations from sickness and head trauma. But the first time I saw a weird, animal in my bedroom was when I was 5, it was a fox/jackal looking thing.
The first time you thought, "Whoa! I am a little wonky in the head?"
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