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 Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:49 am
You get: attacked by zombie hordes on your vacation to lovely racoon city.
Inserts zombie.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:07 am
You get Bruce Cambell: Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. This... is my BOOMstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel... and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT?!
Deposits hairball
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:52 pm
You get: Tossed into your own recylcle bin.
Inserts mail.
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:04 pm
You get: Stamps!
Deposits crusty toenails.
Oh gross. XD
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:45 pm
You get: to be the lucky one who eats someone else's crusty toenails!
Inserts someone else.
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:46 am
you get Sucked into another dimension by the evil choco-demons where you are forced to eat chocolate and other sweet treats until you explode.
inserts a kako-demon
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:50 pm
You get: Attacked by a horde of evil vending machines.
Inserts a vending machine.
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:34 pm
You obtain: A wierd old man that will not stop saying "In Soviet Russia, vending machine eat out of you!"
inserts brain
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:44 pm
You get: Teased at for not losing a brain.
Inserts you.
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 8:52 pm
You obtain: A piece of glass in your eye for standing too close when I broke out of the vending machine.
Inserts the pepsi I brought back by mistake when I was trying to grab the dr. pepper on my way out.
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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:34 pm
You get: another Pepsi because it is the most awsomest of colas and you will LOVE it or I will eat your heart!
Inserts popped eye juice
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:50 pm
You obtain: Diet Coke
Inserts finger.
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:19 am
You got a restriction order.
(ABUUUSE!You can't insert your whole finger!!! scream )
*inserts something that doesn't give the machine that violated feel*
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