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 Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:24 am
christine: i don't think i'll wear this dress...my boobs pop out too much.
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 1:31 pm
Erik: Y'know, it's so dark and gloomy down here. I mean, I sleep in a COFFIN for heaven sake! *calls up network television station* Yes, is this the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy? ....Yes, I need a makeover. Bad. I MUST WIN BACK CHRISTINE! ....yes I'm sure I'm straight...
Madame Giry: I'm the Phantom's wench. ._.
Erik: WENCH! My program!
Mme. Giry: GET IT YOUR OWN DAMN SELF!
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 1:46 pm
Erik: I'm going to sell my mask on ebay to see how much money I can get for it.
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:12 pm
Erik: *slides his Phantom Techno CD into his black Stereo. Immediately the lights dim and black lights and a classic raver scene appears. Bright lights are everywhere, and Erik (Glowsticks in hand) starts dancing and going crazy*
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:22 pm
Utakan Erik: Y'know, it's so dark and gloomy down here. I mean, I sleep in a COFFIN for heaven sake! *calls up network television station* Yes, is this the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy? ....Yes, I need a makeover. Bad. I MUST WIN BACK CHRISTINE! ....yes I'm sure I'm straight... *filming the episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy* Carter: Hello and welcome to our special Paris episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy! Due to a slight problem with one of our crew's passports, we've got a substitute queer guy for the occasion... Say hello to our friend, "The Persian!" The Persian: Hello...... *winks at Carter* Erik: I didn't know that.... The Persian: What were you expecting from a guy who just lives with a guy named Darius?
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:31 pm
Raoul: Hey Erik, what are you doing today?
Erik: Whatever I feel like doing! GOD!
Erik: God Christine eat your dinner! Fat lard!
Erik: *to Christine* I like your sleeves. They're big.
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:14 pm
Kitsune Ookami Raoul: Hey Erik, what are you doing today? Erik: Whatever I feel like! GOD! Erik: God Christine eat your dinner! Fat lard! Erik: *to Christine* I like your sleeves. They're big. *cough*NapoleonDynamite*cough*i dont think you had to cough.
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:48 pm
Erik: *driving carriage* Zoom zoom zoom!
Christine: *finding Erik's little wooden dolls while he's away* ...Hmn... *grabs the Erik doll and stuffs it down her shirt, skuttling off*
Erik: *in high-collar cape* Alright boys and girls, it's time to find the number of the day! Ha ha ha!
(That's the Count from Sesame Street if no one could tell O_o)
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:56 pm
Utakan Erik: *in high-collar cape* Alright boys and girls, it's time to find the number of the day! Ha ha ha! (That's the Count from Sesame Street if no one could tell O_o)
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:47 pm
Utakan Erik: *driving carriage* Zoom zoom zoom! Christine: *finding Erik's little wooden dolls while he's away* ...Hmn... *grabs the Erik doll and stuffs it down her shirt, skuttling off* Erik: *in high-collar cape* Alright boys and girls, it's time to find the number of the day! Ha ha ha! (That's the Count from Sesame Street if no one could tell O_o) Kitsune Ookami Raoul: Hey Erik, what are you doing today? Erik: Whatever I feel like doing! GOD! Erik: God Christine eat your dinner! Fat lard! Erik: *to Christine* I like your sleeves. They're big. ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!!!! xd
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:27 pm
Nadir: Soooo, Erik, you just let Christine go away with your greatest rival! What are you going to do next?
Erik: I'm going to kill Raoul in his sleep!
Nadir: *glare*
Erik: ...Er... I mean... I'm going to Disneyland!
Christine: Y'know, this place is really dreary. I mean, the candles are a nice touch, but the skeletons in my bedroom closet are a bit overdone.
Erik: You want I should remove them?
Christine: No, I just think you ought to leave them CLOTHED before you stuff them in there!
Erik: I don't know if this accounts for anything, but when I was little, I ate glass and candlewax. It tastes good, actually.
Nadir: And here I thought it was because of your mother..
Erik: Nope! =D
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:36 pm
Erik: I am the Phantom of the Muffin! Come, I shall bake for you! *Prance*
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:40 pm
Erik: I am the Phantom! You are my managers! I outrank you!
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:57 pm
*When Erik shows Christine the wedding dress and mannequin*
Christine- ....
Erik- *Smiles expectantly*
Christine- *Turns to him with an eyebrow raised* I didn't know you were into dresses, Erik.
Erik- *Blink* Um, no, that one's for you. See the mannequin?
Christine- *Grin* Riiiiiiiiiight. I thought those shirts were a little frilly for a man..
Erik- What exactly are you implying?!
Christine- Well, hell, who else would have stolen my stockings? And what ELSE would you do with them but wear them?
Erik- ........Well-
Christine- Second thought. Don't answer that.
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 3:09 pm
Ooooo! Let me try...
Erik: "I want my Oreos! crying " & "I wonder how a hot pink cape would look on me..."
Christine: "Maybe I should see someone about the voices in my head..."
Raoul: "Never fear, Dudley DoRight is here!"
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