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 Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:55 am
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:11 am
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:11 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 2:57 am
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:38 am
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:04 am
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:35 am
The story so far...
Naruto and Hinata. Angels on the sideline, puzzled and amused with an Hitai-ate. So they went to get married at the chapel of satan, yo. When hinata said,
"Naruto I'm pregnete."
"When did you have sex with me? I'm confused!"
Said the boy, Slowly he remembered.
10 days ago someone slipped chlorophorm over his nose. Now he realized it was Kakashi. He was pissed at Gai for not telling him that Hinata ate his spicy curry with Sakura yesturday, before he went to go kill naruto's poor onbu with a rusty iron foot pendant. But hinata said onbu is too cute to die.
then Kakashi agreed and handed Hinata the onbu as a peace offering.
Hinata was then happy to see onbu loved her. Hinata, remembering that naruto loved her, went home to her flying rabbits. To have one fight onbu to test its power with a spatula in the bathroom that was disguised as multiple flavored weasels, so Naruto would think that hinata had thought up new plans to get naruto to kill his many shadow clones and eat cheesy fungus while telling Hinata 'I love you'. So then Naruto told Hinata that he was lieing so she ran back home to Neji and started kicking his butt eat strawberry pancakes, so Neji would convince Naruto to kick Sasuke's butt. But neji said
"Not right now."
Neji needed sleep before getting booted off American Idol for using drugs. So Neji took Hinata's hair brush and shoved it in Narutos mouth after having had compleated his mission while Playing banjo, when Orochimaru came saying
"hey there little Fish Head, you die now!"
So Neji said
"Hey there big guy, get out! Or maybe you smelled funky yesterday. Mmm, gross smells are only pleasant when sucking toes if you know how to dance so eat bologna and get down and beg for mercy, you douchebag!"
"Ahhh, I love douching because it keeps me minty fresh for my slav since Gaara is hot, he makes my sister creeped, especially if he sat on her with a plushie named Miss McMuffinmopper, and singing to Rock Lee 'happy birthday'."
But suddenly the window opened itself and in came Kakashi, in underwear, then Kakashi said
"NO PANTS DANCE!!!"
Neji and Orochimaru went wide eyed and they both passed out onto the checkered rug that smelled weird like dog pee.
And with that, Kakashi started laughing. Then naruto came with Hinata [E.D, Wasn't she already there?] and said to Kakashi
"Kakashi please kill the mean cat cause he is a mean b*****d."
"NEVER!!!"
Hinata then sat pouting on top of Neji for then Naruto squished Kakashi with a ramen package and somehow kissing gaara, who surprisingly was drunk.
He jumped back and Started hugging RockLee! He was drunk so he ran into a wall and fell asleep. Kakashi then threw a chair at the statue of The First Hokage which got the Konoha ninjas mad, so they went just about insane.
And then Kakashi got drunk and went to Iruka's house to get his polka-dotted thong that he left at Iruka's house.
When he got there he saw an unique experience with Iruka standing on kakashi's scantily-clad body while he danced to the radio's groovy music. all while Kakashi was freaking out right under him when he tripped, tripped over the thong he left. The thong was actually Naruto's, who he was hiding for New Year's, when pigs flew towards Hinata's squirrels.
Then Naruto used Kagebushin no Jutsu and went medieval to fight against the Anti-Ramen association. Afterwards, Hinata proclaimed her alliance to orichamaru's fluffy squirrels who were rabid after having eaten too many cocopuffs and candy apples with galvinised syrup and little red toast covered in pictures of Hinata practicing her evening sexy no jutsu with Sasuke's emo self, who was really craving Orochimaru's soft chicken salad sandwiches and chedder cheese with chicken noodle shaped mashed potatoes, though he never Really tried them.
He had instead decided to go all the way back to the Hidden Mist Village where he really thought Orochimaru was eating his tomatoes that he stole from Hinata because she didn't give a Christmas ham to Kabuto since he has been a naughty boy for standing beside Oro's manwhore, Sasuke, without first doing what Hinata wanted. which was to do a handstand underwater with Kisame while balancing a limp kunai on his tongue!
Kabuto didn't want to understand why she didn't like him. Maybe he was too pale. But he loved dancing with fish as they seemed to be so squishy and they flopped around uselessly.
But that doesn't explain why he Couldn't use his teleportation type jutsu to cover up the fact that he couldn't stand...
Wow, what a long story! When do we get to how Hinata got pregnant? razz
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:03 pm
surprised ...ok.... eek to continue the story...
...Kakashi-senseis' purple tie...
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:46 am
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:45 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:34 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 5:46 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 10:38 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:45 am
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 11:09 am
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